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lord-piltdown.bsky.social

@lord-piltdown.bsky.social
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Texas farmer, 75 years old. US Army veteran, aviator, liberal, rationalist, enemy of all oppressors, charlatans, and bigots.

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Harry Turtledove @hntdove.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I shit you not.
Sign saying

Coprolites are not my favorite fossils, but they are a solid number 2. (With a pic of a coprolite. For the uninitiated, coprolites are fossilized shit.)
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William Lewis @wlewisiii.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Just saw this take on the Pedo Peso on Reddit's coin collecting sub...
A trump dollar with Jeffrey Epstein added to the obverse and a large McD's fries instead of the great seal for the reverse.
A much more appropriate version of the Pedo Peso.
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lord-piltdown.bsky.social @lord-piltdown.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Some More News: The Right Loves Using Political Props To Pretend To Care About People littlegreenfootballs.com/article/5539...
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lord-piltdown.bsky.social @lord-piltdown.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
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lord-piltdown.bsky.social @lord-piltdown.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
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lord-piltdown.bsky.social @lord-piltdown.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Got this nifty scale model Cybertruck for X-mas. With added corrosion and dents, and a Russian machine gun in the bed, it should fit nicely into a post-apocalyse diorama I am planning.
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Sam Thielmonster @samthielman.com · 13/11/2025
CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
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lord-piltdown.bsky.social @lord-piltdown.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Mamdani is going to impose Shakira law and make people dance to his evil commie tune. No, it's true, the hips don't lie.
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lord-piltdown.bsky.social @lord-piltdown.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
We have people right here in Lubbock who attribute all the evil in the world to a nefarious gang of Zionist bankers, New World Order plotters, and Secular-Humanist conspirators. I have a couple of questions about this cabal: Are they hiring and, if so, how do I apply?
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lord-piltdown.bsky.social @lord-piltdown.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
In order to raise the average intelligence of Lubbock drivers, the Texas Supreme Court has ordered the City of Lubbock to start training monkeys, baboons, lemurs, and stray possums to operate motor vehicles.
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lord-piltdown.bsky.social @lord-piltdown.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
I think there must have been 40 million people at Woodstock, judging by the number of old Boomers who claim they were there. It’s the same with the 26,000 classmates Buddy Holly had at Lubbock High.
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lord-piltdown.bsky.social @lord-piltdown.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Is guillotine ownership right for you? The guillotine is user-friendly. Just raise the blade and pull the lanyard for picture-perfect results every time. Sharpening is easy and even a dull blade works well for clients like pedophile youth pastors. Just take a few extra whacks
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Derby Gisclair @derbygisclair.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
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lord-piltdown.bsky.social @lord-piltdown.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Give 'em hell, Harry!
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Harry Turtledove @hntdove.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Fire Elon Musk. The pic below is totally irrelevant.
Mussolini, his mistress, and other leading fascists hanging dead and upside down in Milan, 1945
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lord-piltdown.bsky.social @lord-piltdown.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Live your life in such a way that people will not cheer, propose toasts, compose celebratory memes, or high-five each other when you are gunned down on a public street.
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lord-piltdown.bsky.social @lord-piltdown.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Riot control 1. I am going to renew my suggestion that we replace water cannon, tear gas, rubber bullets etc. with a truck mounted high pressure incinerator that would quickly convert large amounts of marijuana into dense clouds of smoke that could be directed at unruly crowds.
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