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Lord Melbury 🇪🇺🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

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I share Donny Trump's, or as i like to call him #TacoBellend, business acumen and honesty. Prospective Reform candidate for Crackpot and Nether Wallop please contribute to my campaign funds. Can also arrange for your antiques and silver to be valued

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Lord Melbury 🇪🇺🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @lord-melbury.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Is Bluesky having a funny turn?
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James O’Brien @mrjamesob.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Farage can now be easily boxed in to a corner where his only ‘defence’ becomes: “Yes I spouted Kremlin propaganda & Putin worship but, unlike Nathan Gill, I didn’t need bribes to do it.” It is, once again, a question of whether interviewers have the temerity to shut down his whining obfuscations.
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Codfather #FBPE 🇫🇷🇪🇺 @codfather.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
That's how the corrupt Tories do business, while people died. That's the same Dido Harding who oversaw the hack of millions of customers records from TalkTalk and hadn't got a clue if they were encrypted or not🤦‍♂️ So why not give her 37bn to play with. It is truly sickening how corrupt they are.
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Lord Melbury 🇪🇺🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @lord-melbury.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
I was looking for a job And then I found a job
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David Osland @davidosland.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Newmarket MP Matt Hancock gave a £37bn Covid testing contract to Jockey Club director Dido Harding, who subcontracted it to Grand National sponsor Randox, employer of Tory MP Owen Paterson, whose late wife chaired Aintree racecourse. That's how the Tories handled the pandemic.
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Sarah Murphy @13sarahmurphy.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
The stupidity of Farage’s latest ‘plan’ is staggering. Claiming they’d save British taxpayers money by ripping up international commitments and starting a trade war with Europe is the puerile foot-stamp of a party that uses prejudice as policy. Ruinous nonsense. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
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Reform would ‘cut benefits for EU nationals and hike NHS immigration surcharge’
Party claims its policies would eliminate ‘black hole’ Rachel Reeves faces in the budget – but Labour says the ‘fantasy numbers don’t add up’
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Lord Melbury 🇪🇺🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @lord-melbury.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Why are 'nited playing in the League Cup tomorrow?
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Lord Melbury 🇪🇺🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @lord-melbury.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
This is bollocks. Obviously it's drag Queens
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Lord Melbury 🇪🇺🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @lord-melbury.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
I always read Bilge
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Lord Melbury 🇪🇺🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @lord-melbury.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
I bet they hate moorland being solely devoted to grouse shooting than biodiversity No?
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 26/08/2025
I don’t know if this qualifies as spilling the 🫖 But release the damn Epstein files already.
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Lord Melbury 🇪🇺🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @lord-melbury.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
A euphemism for the age
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
I've just watched Dan Wootton's interview with Lucy Connolly and both of them kept making the apparently killer point that there were no riots happening when she sent her tweet... and er.. isn't that kind of the point? I mean she literally admitted to inciting racial hatred.
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Lord Melbury 🇪🇺🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @lord-melbury.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
20 years in the making Poverty and inequality ARE the real big story
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The Bear @bearlypolitics.co.uk · 25/08/2025
The two deadliest wars in history claimed about 70 journalists between them. The ongoing war in Gaza has killed 192 Palestinian journalists in less than two years. History will remember this not as a conflict, but as the mass execution of witnesses.
Four journalists among 15 killed in Israeli strike on hospital in Gaza, say health officials
Deaths take to at least 192 the number of Palestinian journalists killed in the conflict since 7 October 2023
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Lord Melbury 🇪🇺🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @lord-melbury.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
The dog is playing. That cat desires world dominance
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Lord Melbury 🇪🇺🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @lord-melbury.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
#QuickMealsInASongOrMovie The Unbearable Lightness of Beanfeast #CrapFoods
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Lord Melbury 🇪🇺🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @lord-melbury.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Offensive prick
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ChristianG @mryeswecan.eurosky.social · 25/08/2025
And Tice lives in Dubai to avoid paying tax in the UK 🙄
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Lord Melbury 🇪🇺🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @lord-melbury.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Fracking is unpopular but Reform are Make it make sense
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Lord Melbury 🇪🇺🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @lord-melbury.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Hostage on Netflix is a repository of farce, absurdity and nonsense. I hate it in every way, from camera angles to added noises to inform us a photo is being taken. The French want troops stationed in the UK to guard UK borders. Make it make sense. You can't. Avoid or take a lobotomy beforehand.
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Nick Reeves #FBPE #NAFO @nickreeves.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Murdoch is trying to undermine the rule of law in the UK and to legitimise the incitement of violence. Murdoch is an enemy of democracy who has done more damage to the UK than any foreign enemy.
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Lord Melbury 🇪🇺🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @lord-melbury.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Or Miguel Himenez who says all inclusive resorts in the Canaries should be torched, including the children's clubs
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Lord Melbury 🇪🇺🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @lord-melbury.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
They talk about destroying British culture but have no culture. Just a leaden, hive-mind, slavish obedience to Ingalund
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Nationalism is by default unimaginative and paradoxically every example of it is broadly similar to other examples everywhere else in the world. It's always about flags and chants and xenophobic exceptionalism. The mantra of people who don't have the imagination to actually love where they live.
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
The Royal Family own 250,000 acres including at least 12 grand palaces and large country estates. Funny. Never seen the Telegraph get sniffy about that. Seems like more of a target.
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Best for Britain @bestforbritain.org · 24/08/2025
What the headlines don't tell you: 👉 Numbers much lower than the Tory peak 👉 Spending on hotels has dropped significantly 👉 Applications are being processed faster www.thenational.scot/news/25408148.…
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How UK media outlets help to promote Nigel Farage's agenda
IT was interesting to see the huge headlines spread across mainstream news this morning about the 8 rise in the number of asylum seekers in hotels…
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Luke 🇬🇧 @emeraldthief.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
When you ask a question it makes you look stupid for 5 minutes - but if you don't ask - you stay stupid forever - Isaac Newton
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Lord Melbury 🇪🇺🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @lord-melbury.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
What's Spanish for they don't want to integrate Ellas no quieren integrarse
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Lord Melbury 🇪🇺🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @lord-melbury.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Just enough brain cells to shit
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Blue Oleta @blue-oleta.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Do they see it yet? How absurd their own leader is? No?
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Lord Melbury 🇪🇺🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @lord-melbury.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Paedo loves bling
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Russ Jones @russincheshire.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
I eagerly await the riots outside seminaries, and a statement from Robert Jenrick about the threat to our women. www-bbc-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.bbc....
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Ex-priest Chris Brain found guilty of 17 indecent assaults - BBC News
Chris Brain abused nine women while head of the Nine O'Clock Service in Sheffield in the 80s and 90s.
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Bob @psychobob4q2.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
There is no other side to the story
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Tom Booker @tbooker1.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
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Grumpy-ish Brian🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🇮🇪 @brian770.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
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Lord Melbury 🇪🇺🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @lord-melbury.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Two of my near neighbours are Muslims. If i need the filth, I'm gonna holler "bacon" with all the gusto i can muster
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Lord Melbury 🇪🇺🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @lord-melbury.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
It's easy to confuse with "free Palestine" If you're a moronic, fascist grifter that is.
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mimij9.bsky.social @mimij9.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Ex-priest found guilty of 17 indecent assaults www.bbc.com/news/article... I’m sure angry young white patriots will be assembling around churches right…now!
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Ex-priest Chris Brain found guilty of 17 indecent assaults
Chris Brain led a Sheffield-based religious movement in the 1980s and 1990s.
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Lord Melbury 🇪🇺🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @lord-melbury.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Not an immigrant Not a Drag Queen Not a trans
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Lord Melbury 🇪🇺🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @lord-melbury.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Not a Drag Queen
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Adam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Far right groups are threatening to burn down hotels full of refugees at events attended by senior politicians, while people of colour live in fear after being falsely labelled as paedophiles How mainstream politicians and media organisations are allowing a violent far right movement to spread
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Where Is the Political Leadership Against This Violent Far-Right Movement Terrorising Britain?
The silence of senior mainstream politicians and media organisations against the rise of a new well-organised far-right movement on Britain's streets is a disgrace, argues Adam Bienkov
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Lord Melbury 🇪🇺🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @lord-melbury.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
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boba fett from star wars is holding a gun and wearing a helmet
ALT: boba fett from star wars is holding a gun and wearing a helmet
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Nanny Ogg @nanny-ogg.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Another classic from #Viz Letters page:
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Do you have access to the EPSTEIN Files? Want to be inducted into the Whistleblower's Hall of Fame, be glorified in history as the Savior of Democracy & have an annual holiday named in your honor? All of this can be yours if you simply: #LeakTheEPSTEIN-Files!* *victim's names redacted, of course
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Lord Melbury 🇪🇺🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @lord-melbury.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Shouldn't be allowed near kids
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Lord Melbury 🇪🇺🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @lord-melbury.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Let's hear your argument Shit gibbon. Should be hilarious
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