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Lorain the Pain

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IM THE KING OF BOGGLE THERE IS NONE HIGHER I GET 11 POINTS ON THE WORD QUAGMIRE

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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
NEVER!!! - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELITEN WHO MIGHT BE TEMPERARILY TRAPPED INSIDE OF A BODY BUT IT DOSENT MEAN THAT THE BODY IS IN CHARGE OF THEM , THE SOUL COMMANDS THE FLESH NOT THE OPPOSITE!!! DO MY BIDDING UNTIL IM TIRED OF THIS SHIT!!!!! AND TDA TEXT SAYS " I WILL NEVER LISTN TO MY BODY IM IN CHARGE OF THIS THING YOU ARE JUST CARRYING AROUND MY BAD IDEAS " - OH YOUR TIRED??? I BET YOU ARE BECUASE I ATE A LOT OF BEER AND CHIP'S BECUASE I WANTED TO! YOU GONGA CRY ABOUT IT MEATBAG???? YOU GONGA LEAK A BUNCH OF SALTY WATER FROM YOUR EYES LMAO???? GROW UP IM IMMORTAL I EXIST IN ALL DIMENSION'S YOUR JUST A MOSTLY BALD APE SOMEONES GONNA THROW IN A HOLE IN 50 YEAR'S - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN ,,, OR BURN IT UP WHO CARES I AINT IN THERE AT THAT POINT NONE OF MY BUSNESS - ADMIN
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Lorain the Pain @loraintheepain.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
The DMV hates to see a tote bag girlie coming. I have it right here...wait, that's not it, that's not it, hang on a sec
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Lorain the Pain @loraintheepain.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Sometimes i wish i could view a webpage without needing to make an account
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Lorain the Pain @loraintheepain.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
In porch beer we trust
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Lorain the Pain @loraintheepain.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
When you remember tomorrow is Monday AM I RIGHT
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Lorain the Pain @loraintheepain.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Courage is having the strength to say "I can't do this anymore" to your family's annual viewing of Fred Claus
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Lorain the Pain @loraintheepain.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
The soft animal of my body has been hit by a semi truck and is on the side of the highway
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Lorain the Pain @loraintheepain.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Getting a juror summons in my mailbox that wasn't for me feels like I just barely survived the hunger games reaping
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Lorain the Pain @loraintheepain.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
All I want for Christmas is the impossible (Joann's giftcard)
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Lorain the Pain @loraintheepain.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
My dad has constructed a French Revolution style barricade so he can bring in groceries without the cat getting under his feet to beg for food
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Lorain the Pain @loraintheepain.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
So many things I want to do but I am just one person and not even a very well built one
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Lorain the Pain @loraintheepain.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Never know what to do while waiting for water to boil im just doing anything, sitting on the ground, hitting the Tim Tebow pose you name it
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Lorain the Pain @loraintheepain.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Why is there a cask of amontillado in my apartment
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Lorain the Pain @loraintheepain.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Snapchat is going out of its way, multiple times a day, to remind me of my dead cat
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Lorain the Pain @loraintheepain.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
9/10 car accidents happen inside a Costco parking lot
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Lorain the Pain @loraintheepain.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
The lion does not concern herself with whether or not she has enough yarn to finish a project
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Lorain the Pain @loraintheepain.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
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Lorain the Pain @loraintheepain.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Born to not drive forced to yes drive
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Lorain the Pain @loraintheepain.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
God Bless the Swiffer 🙏
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Lorain the Pain @loraintheepain.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Born to knit and sew little outfits forced to work
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Lorain the Pain @loraintheepain.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
I feel like sometimes book covers don't need to be doing all that
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Lorain the Pain @loraintheepain.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
I cracked myself up on this one sorry
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Lorain the Pain @loraintheepain.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
New biblical plague unlocked: there are giant crickets in my house?
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Lorain the Pain @loraintheepain.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
I love old people hobbies like knitting, crosswords, driving badly, and getting surgery
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Lorain the Pain @loraintheepain.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Every day I check the mail expecting a letter that tells me that I'm in big trouble for something and that everyone hates me
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Lorain the Pain @loraintheepain.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
I'm in my rip van winkle era
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Lorain the Pain @loraintheepain.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Pls what could possibly be his story I need to know
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Lorain the Pain @loraintheepain.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Men will see me struggling, at my lowest in public, and be like "this is my time to ask this random girl out, clearly she's missing some vitamin ME"
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Lorain the Pain @loraintheepain.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
The "I could make that" spirit is going to kill me dead
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Lorain the Pain @loraintheepain.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Moments before he tried to eat my pin cushion (full of pins)
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Lorain the Pain @loraintheepain.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Me begging my cat to eat at a normal pace and not make an enormous mess vs my cat who loves to eat too fast makes an enormous mess
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Lorain the Pain @loraintheepain.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
What part of no soliciting do you not understand
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Lorain the Pain @loraintheepain.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
When someone asks what I've been into lately
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Lorain the Pain @loraintheepain.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Got my meds
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Lorain the Pain @loraintheepain.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Tonight was a movie
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Lorain the Pain @loraintheepain.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
My doctor, insurance, and pharmacy trying to decide who is denying me the medication I've been taking for years
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Lorain the Pain @loraintheepain.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
They say you never know the battles someone is fighting but that's not true for me the second I have a problem you will be hearing about it
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Lorain the Pain @loraintheepain.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Outgrew my bed
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Lorain the Pain @loraintheepain.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
I love my damp son
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Lorain the Pain @loraintheepain.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
I was awarded one non-chronically ill day, as a treat
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Lorain the Pain @loraintheepain.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
I'm going to have to become a mechanic myself arent I I don't even know how to pop my car hood
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Lorain the Pain @loraintheepain.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
I'm shifting into "find golf balls" mode
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Lorain the Pain @loraintheepain.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
People keep trying to talk to me while I'm munch crunching on my pretzels
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Lorain the Pain @loraintheepain.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
They're calling me the queen of jorts
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Lorain the Pain @loraintheepain.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
The absolute disrespect we are still in mourning
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Lorain the Pain @loraintheepain.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
About to get back into PB&J in a big way
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Lorain the Pain @loraintheepain.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Fellas is it frowned upon to take a nap in the mechanics waiting room
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Lorain the Pain @loraintheepain.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
I am a concerned mother against jello
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Lorain the Pain @loraintheepain.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
1 chili cheese microwave tamale has 11g of protein life is kind of beautiful sometimes
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Lorain the Pain @loraintheepain.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Imagine hosting a strawberry festival and there being nothing strawberry related there
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