Reposted by @lookslast.bsky.socialSteve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 05/10/2026[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!forbes.comKnobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of ManyAuto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back. 21592711700
lookslast.bsky.social @lookslast.bsky.social · 10/09/2026If it doesn’t matter whether stories are written by machines, then explain why people show up to readings, want books signed, interview writers, put photos of their houses in magazines, seek them out for advice, pay to be in their classes, act overly familiar because they feel like they know them... 093
lookslast.bsky.social @lookslast.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Coincidentally, I’ve recently recategorized my dog’s mischief as witchcraft. She took another guest’s shoe? She needs it for her spells. The dog ran downstairs in a suspicious way? She has to do witchcraft while moon is full. 110
lookslast.bsky.social @lookslast.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Did my dog post that? Because that is what she had for dinner. Exact recipe. Side of sweet potato. 121
lookslast.bsky.social @lookslast.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Really picked the right year to order a crate of expensive fruit from a distant state. 030
lookslast.bsky.social @lookslast.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Had a lucky run of avoiding it for years but I live in the woods and have been gardening 010
lookslast.bsky.social @lookslast.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Got overconfident and now I’m lying here coated in rx steroid cream. 120
Reposted by @lookslast.bsky.socialHarrison Lemke @hplemke.bsky.social · 19/06/2026music is the transference of mysterious vibrations from one living soul to another. whatever it is that AI is creating, it isn't music 1194
lookslast.bsky.social @lookslast.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Am I the only person who got sad reading the editorial by the Horse who wants cake? 030
lookslast.bsky.social @lookslast.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Izzy hasn’t been online lately what with chipmunk season in the stonewalls and the return of backyard-creek swimming weather but she’s still perfect. 070
lookslast.bsky.social @lookslast.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Neighbor and I just cleared a tree that fell across road in sudden, violent thunderstorm, with chainsaws. Then walked around neighborhood with beers and my dog, trespassing and gossiping. My clothes are soaked through and muddy. A perfect evening. 270
lookslast.bsky.social @lookslast.bsky.social · 10/04/2026My girl’s nose was totally black, too. She scraped off the pigment, plus her mustache, from hunting chipmunks in the wood pile and the stone walls, nose first. She’s not at all bothered but I hope it grows back. 000
lookslast.bsky.social @lookslast.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Do you know his breed? Turns out mine is a chihuahua-pit bull-poodle, which I find hilarious. 100
lookslast.bsky.social @lookslast.bsky.social · 24/03/2026This is what I must contend with every day. I’m defenseless! 51485
lookslast.bsky.social @lookslast.bsky.social · 17/03/2026She’s thriving. I spend half my life coordinating playdates with her various boyfriends. 120
lookslast.bsky.social @lookslast.bsky.social · 17/03/2026I found a perfect set of antlers in the woods yesterday and feel like I should be doing some kind of spells with them(?) 120
lookslast.bsky.social @lookslast.bsky.social · 13/03/2026I’m waiting for the Great Blue Heron who hangs out in my backward creek to return. Her name is Maxine. Where does she winter? Boca? 040
Reposted by @lookslast.bsky.socialRsquared @rsquared.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Switching to Gatsby Standard Time so I can be borne back ceaselessly into the past 04513
lookslast.bsky.social @lookslast.bsky.social · 25/02/2026I’m basically wearing that brown sweater outfit today. To work at home alone in my house in the woods, trudging out occasionally to play with dog in the snow. 040
lookslast.bsky.social @lookslast.bsky.social · 25/02/2026You regularly and deeply alarm me, if that helps. 110
Reposted by @lookslast.bsky.socialOscar Goff @theoscargoff.bsky.social · 13/02/2026I know there are more insidious uses of AI, but one of the most depressing to me is when it pops up in local TV ads. These things are supposed to be folk art; put your uncle in a bad wig like god intended. 1342696
lookslast.bsky.social @lookslast.bsky.social · 05/01/2026Since partnering with this beast I am no longer allowed to work in my Winter Office (bed). She herds me into approved daytime areas. Then naps in full view to mock me. 21386
lookslast.bsky.social @lookslast.bsky.social · 01/01/2026I want to believe that is at least a factor here, but she spent an hour and a half snorfling for chipmunks in the woodpile and came inside with a pink nose. Fingers crossed. 010
lookslast.bsky.social @lookslast.bsky.social · 31/12/2025Everything is covered in dropcloths because we’ve had a bunch of her dog friends over. 030
lookslast.bsky.social @lookslast.bsky.social · 31/12/2025My dog scraped off all her black nose pigment hunting chipmunks in the woodpile and the stone wall. Anyone have tips for encouraging it to grow back? 3100
lookslast.bsky.social @lookslast.bsky.social · 24/12/2025Do not watch the new special unless you want to melt down yelling at the tv. 110
lookslast.bsky.social @lookslast.bsky.social · 18/12/2025Yes, can’t drink tea in an empty stomach but strong coffee weirdly fine. 110
lookslast.bsky.social @lookslast.bsky.social · 10/12/2025My dog’s best friend’s human dad has been hospitalized for weeks so he’s hanging out with us even more than usual and I’m making sure to give him extra…love. 31353
lookslast.bsky.social @lookslast.bsky.social · 05/12/2025You know I had to look that up but that’s a very nice haircut for them. 110
