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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 11h

Go to your camera roll and search “boat” and post one that you like

the last known photo of SS Edmund Fitzgerald

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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 16/10/2026

This is legit the biggest blueberry I think I’ve ever seen

A blueberry that I had for breakfast, placed on my hand for scale. It takes up such a large amount of my palm that even my own partner accused this picture of being AI, but it’s not! It’s actually that big!

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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 15/10/2026

I am not photogenic especially when I’m speaking but this one turned out pretty good! Thanks, @blueteamcon.com!

me on stage keynoting Blur Team Con. I’m wearing a WE KEEP US SAFE MPLS shirt, leather pants and platform boots and smiling into a handheld mic with a clicker in my other hand. My winter foundation is apparently too pale for my summer face and nobody told me, but I look happy and powerful

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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 13/10/2026

They look like this when they’re on

picture from Amazon listing of chamois padded cycling shorts as seen from the back. It mostly just looks like the wearer has a lot of cake

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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 13/10/2026

I just need someone else to see this description of a pair of cycling shorts because I am dying over here

picture of chamois padding on the inside of a pair of bike shorts that says Normal Sponge Padded Thick as Baboon...

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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 07/10/2026

brb making this ashbaber.com/salted-caram...

salted caramel chocolate cake looking absolutely divine

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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 06/10/2026

Oh don’t worry, they can make it more hamfisted than that

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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 06/10/2026

0day, who is a very sweet cat but not a smart one, keeps screaming bloody murder because he found his way down to the basement and isn’t smart enough to figure out how to get back up again the same way he came down

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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 01/10/2026

It doesn’t matter how many decades I’ve been gardening, eating things that I grew myself still sparks joy every single time

a bowl of collard greens with the sun shining on it on a wooden table. There is a watermelon slightly out of frame

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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 01/10/2026

changing my profile pic to the Spectre logo since I can’t add the seasonally spooky 👻🌿

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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 28/09/2026

Honestly my first attempt was SHOCKINGLY top shelf, user error and all

an extremely frosty and pretty purple cannabis plant. First one I grew!

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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 27/09/2026

They don’t care that I have work to do

Two fluffy black cats sleeping on my lap without a care in the world. 0day is on the left, Patch is on the right

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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 25/09/2026

Sometimes if every expert is telling you an idea is bad, it’s because it’s actually just that bad!

Stockton Rush of OceanGate pictured in front of his doomed Titan submersible. Caption says REAL MEN TEST IN PRODUCTION

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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 23/09/2026

But really, right here in white is the move. It’s right by the door! And no one ever parks there!

Costco parking lot map from previous post, with optimal parking area circled poorly by me in white

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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 23/09/2026

Had to write this down in Notes app because I just made the recipe up. Here you go!

Fancy Rice Krispie treats

6 T. salted European butter
1/3 cup sweetened condensed milk
1/2 tsp. almond extract
1 T. vanilla extract
15 oz miniature marshmallows
6 cups Rice Krispies
finishing salt

Grease a baking pan with butter and set aside.

Melt and brown butter in a big pot on a stovetop (about 5 mins on low/medium heat; don't walk away, it burns easily!)

When butter is melted, stir in condensed milk and extracts until combined. Add 10 oz marshmallows and stir until melted.
Add Rice Krispies slowly, stir until combined. Add 5 oz extra mini
marshmallows right at the end, stir in but you don't want them to melt.

Transfer immediately to greased pan, spread out but don't pat down hard or they'll become dense. Top with finishing salt.

Refrigerate covered, they will be good for 3 days or so. Enjoy!

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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 21/09/2026

We’re rooting for Olivia Miles too!

Olivia Miles:
I'm rooting for the lesbians.
I just have to, always.

The gays, the theys, all of them.

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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 19/09/2026

I had never seen a Cleverhood before and this kid is absolutely sending me

a little kid in a kids’ Cleverhood rain jacket and rain boots, making the most hilarious “why did you put me in this inside and why are you taking a picture of me” face

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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 17/09/2026

literally every time I interact with longtermists

Nate Campbell @N8istootall

*Interacting with someone less autistic than me*

I detest your ambiguous rules and the cruel, unfair manner in which you expect others to intuit them. Your ways are illogical and illegible.

*Interacting with someone more autistic than me*

Damn, bitch, read the room.

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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 16/09/2026

I’m sorry but this picture is so funny

Minneapolis City Council members Elliott Payne, Aisha Chughtai, and Aurin Chowdhury all making the most bullshit detecting faces imaginable

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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 03/09/2026

The Fire and the Flood definitely opened up for Godspeed

From the Wikipedia article on the Madison Butter Fire:

Background

The fire and the
flood

Cleanup and legacy

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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 02/09/2026

Did you see the two-headed calf in the crop art 😭

Crop art from the Minnesota state fair of a two-headed calf under a night sky. It says “as he stares into the sky there are twice as many stars as usual”

The Two-Headed Calf by Laura Gilpin (uncredited in the screenshot)

Tomorrow when the farm boys find this freak of nature, they will wrap his body in newspaper and carry him to the museum.

But tonight he is alive and in the north field with his mother. It is a perfect summer evening: the moon rising over the orchard, the wind in the grass. And as he stares into the sky, there are twice as many stars as usual.

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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 02/09/2026

I’d never planted Armageddon peppers before and this plant is going absolutely gangbusters. These are just from today!

seven perfect red Armageddon peppers, freshly picked. They look like superhots because they are

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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 31/08/2026

My sister found this childhood photo of me and it’s sending me how I look exactly the same

me as a child sometime in the late 80s or early 90s, sitting on one of the fingers of the hand statue in DC I think? I’m smiling and waving at the camera wearing bike shorts and dirty pink Chuck Taylors and besides the silly 80s shirt I’m wearing and still having my natural hair color I basically look the same as I do now

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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/08/2026

The details are on point. There is also an ICE resisting loon scarecrow!

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