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Lontan the Giraffe

@lontan.bsky.social
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Just a lil ole Giraffeboi, in a big ole Giraffeworld. 34M

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Lontan the Giraffe @lontan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hey guys, got hella crazy last minute, and I realized executive disfunction got hands. Anywho we hosting at #acfi this year! See you guys at the #CRTLounge!
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Lontan the Giraffe @lontan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm panicing, and realizing what executive disfunction has done to me. Anyway, ACFI!!!!! Arooooooooo
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Lontan the Giraffe @lontan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I saws me a deer
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Lontan the Giraffe @lontan.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Which one is the real Messi? Quick, tell me something only the REAL Messi would know!
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Lontan the Giraffe @lontan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Does this work? Is anyone drawn by a force they can't quite explain? Is someone's egg cracking?
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Lontan the Giraffe @lontan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Bruh, Bluesky blocked in Texas suuuuuuucks
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Lontan the Giraffe @lontan.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
It looms in the distance
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Lontan the Giraffe @lontan.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Are we doing something stupid? Yes.
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Lontan the Giraffe @lontan.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
You guys ever have zoomies at the con? #tfs #tfs2026 #rc #rccar #drifting
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Lontan the Giraffe @lontan.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Making new friends and enjoying old ones! Our #TFS trip was wall to wall fun from Thursday to Monday. First time I've been to a con where everyday stood out! We already can't wait til next year! 🖥️: @sirveris.online #tfs2026 #pride #giraftpunk #sir.vir
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Lontan the Giraffe @lontan.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Please, my boi! He's riddled with ADHD...
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Lontan the Giraffe @lontan.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Ugh, I can't wait for #tfs ! I had such a good time last year, and meeting friends old and new!!!! See you all there! #tfs2026 #giraftpunk #Sirver #gayforthisman #prideorwhatever
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Lontan the Giraffe @lontan.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
The echos won't stop
It's a Spirit Airlines check in desk
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Lontan the Giraffe @lontan.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I am haunted with the echos of the past
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Lontan the Giraffe @lontan.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I love the lawlessness of airports
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Lontan the Giraffe @lontan.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
This guy, dead ass, clipping his nails at the gate at this airport, and the clippings just fall on the table, then he wipes them on the floor
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Lontan the Giraffe @lontan.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I finally got to feed and pet Giraffes! It was so amazing to interact with da homies, and see them eye to eye.
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Lontan the Giraffe @lontan.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I can't believe this was a palette I had to deal with recently. Riveting colors
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Yaoi Robo-Square Ver.2 @slothtapustwoo.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Go listen to Daft Punk! #daftpunk #fanart #tb3 #gm08
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Lontan the Giraffe @lontan.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
People on the job site wondering why I'm smiling as I walk by
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Lontan the Giraffe @lontan.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Para mis amigos que hablan español. Es una de mis canciones favoritas de Daft Punk. #daftpunk #instantcrush #synthesizer youtube.com/shorts/zpagl...
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Instant Crush Daft Punk #síntesis #moogmatriarch #moog #synth #tutorial
YouTube video by Hernando Cruz
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Lontan the Giraffe @lontan.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Bouta have some salad dressing coffee
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Lontan the Giraffe @lontan.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
If you're not watching your boyfriend on loop, are you even doing it right?
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Lontan the Giraffe @lontan.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
This was my first time meeting other giraffes face to face!
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Lontan the Giraffe @lontan.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
This error code at the hotel is sending me
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Lontan the Giraffe @lontan.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I hope whoever this was is ok
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Lontan the Giraffe @lontan.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
As it turns out, I'm not an HVAC technician...
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Lontan the Giraffe @lontan.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I know this manager is getting a stern talking to, after cutting this deal to tha bone!
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Lontan the Giraffe @lontan.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Who is this twink on ESPN?
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Lontan the Giraffe @lontan.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Working in the shadow of the Colossus
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Lontan the Giraffe @lontan.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Which way, western man?
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Lontan the Giraffe @lontan.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I want to be gay, but I'm so exhausted
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Lontan the Giraffe @lontan.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I just heard the jet 2 holiday song irl for the first time in my life
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Lontan the Giraffe @lontan.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
We love a #politicianmugshot
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Lontan the Giraffe @lontan.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Sometimes, you just need to stop everything you're doing, and pay respect. katthependejo on insta
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Al💚 @sirveris.online · 04/04/2026
What if our trees touched?
The lorax duo, locked in beautiful embrace, perfectly framing someone with zero involvement.
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Lontan the Giraffe @lontan.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
@bluebrony.bsky.social Kept one of your posters because it's awesome, may even frame it. Rock on!
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Lontan the Giraffe @lontan.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I'm at the Taco Bell, I'm at the In-n-Out, I'm at the combination Daft Punk/Taco Bell and In-n-Out. #tff #tff2026 #daftpunk #giraftpunk #tacobell #innout
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Lontan the Giraffe @lontan.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Do you think he's still mad at me? #giraftpunk #starpeet #startrek #tff #tff2026 @sirveris.online
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Lontan the Giraffe @lontan.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
What happens when robots rock face to face in the prime time of your life? Good things >:3 #giraftpunk #tff #tff2026 #daftpunk
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Lontan the Giraffe @lontan.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
What happens when you seek out new life? *And find it* #giraftpunk #tff #tff2026 @sirveris.online
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Lontan the Giraffe @lontan.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
The away team had to protect the toy ambassador
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Lontan the Giraffe @lontan.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
When you stare at a computer, what stares back? @sirveris.online
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Lontan the Giraffe @lontan.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Debuting the lastest release from GiraffeProductions™! Synth2.0 @tff
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Lontan the Giraffe @lontan.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
We are cooking so hard for ACFI RN. CRT Lounge 'bout to go crazy!
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Lontan the Giraffe @lontan.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
To quote my bf: "Why are there only one set of footsteps in the snow" "Bitch, you asked me to princess carry you and I almost threw my back."
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 15/02/2026
ICE using the same ruse that Ted Bundy used to kidnap people should tell you something.
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Lontan the Giraffe @lontan.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
I know this is probably not the place with my target demographic here... But I got cut off to the restroom by a man who did not flush, and did not wash his hands...
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Lontan the Giraffe @lontan.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
I met Sam!
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Abz-J-Harding ☾ @abzjharding.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
My trio of Burning Giraffe drawings inspired by those featuring in Salvador Dali's work. "the masculine cosmic apocalyptic monster"
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