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🦕 Mr. Longneck 🦕

@longnecksauce.bsky.social
264 followers 827 following 573 posts

🔞NSFW🔞OG Furry Identity Crisis. Writer. Commissioner. Shmuck. Cartoon Lover. Analytical Idiot. 1989 He/Him. 🖤🤍💜

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🦕 Mr. Longneck 🦕 @longnecksauce.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I think my journey is going pretty well.
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🦕 Mr. Longneck 🦕 @longnecksauce.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl jam, or Alice in chains.
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🦕 Mr. Longneck 🦕 @longnecksauce.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
I put spikes on my vest. Awls are scary.
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🦕 Mr. Longneck 🦕 @longnecksauce.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
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🦕 Mr. Longneck 🦕 @longnecksauce.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Haha, uhoh.
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🦕 Mr. Longneck 🦕 @longnecksauce.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
New spoopy pfp from bsky.app/profile/such... !
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🦕 Mr. Longneck 🦕 @longnecksauce.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
MOTHERFUCKIN GODDAMN RIGHT YOU COCKHAMMERING SHITFUCK
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🦕 Mr. Longneck 🦕 @longnecksauce.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Kind of maybe? I switched out smokes for toothpicks tho so I guess that's still kinda cowboyish. Also southern boy? Weird. uquiz.com/quiz/64v0cF/...
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🦕 Mr. Longneck 🦕 @longnecksauce.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
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🦕 Mr. Longneck 🦕 @longnecksauce.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
I like experiments. Have dinosaur. Thanks for the offering.
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🦕 Mr. Longneck 🦕 @longnecksauce.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
People are mind-boggingly good at finding more and more effective ways to advertise how stupid they are.
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🦕 Mr. Longneck 🦕 @longnecksauce.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Game Master Life.
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🦕 Mr. Longneck 🦕 @longnecksauce.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Using an image, show a movie you are sure you have watched more then ten times
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🦕 Mr. Longneck 🦕 @longnecksauce.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Dusting off an oldie.
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🦕 Mr. Longneck 🦕 @longnecksauce.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
"you'll be visited by three spirits" The three spirits
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🦕 Mr. Longneck 🦕 @longnecksauce.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Without downloading any new pics, what's your energy for going into 2025?
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🦕 Mr. Longneck 🦕 @longnecksauce.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Grats on the 2k
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🦕 Mr. Longneck 🦕 @longnecksauce.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
It's funny how the artist list has nothing to do with the song list lol.
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🦕 Mr. Longneck 🦕 @longnecksauce.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Up until recently it was VRChat...and then my friend came along and said "Hey, let's play funny horror game." And I said, "Ok, it's on sale." And now I'm a survivor main.
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🦕 Mr. Longneck 🦕 @longnecksauce.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
Just some silly new home decor.
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🦕 Mr. Longneck 🦕 @longnecksauce.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
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🦕 Mr. Longneck 🦕 @longnecksauce.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
My job right now:
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🦕 Mr. Longneck 🦕 @longnecksauce.bsky.social · 12/10/2024
Post your sona and their species. Hello, I am a biblically accurate brachiosaurus. (Don't tell my friends, they might get suspicious that I'm not a giraffe.)
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🦕 Mr. Longneck 🦕 @longnecksauce.bsky.social · 19/09/2024
I mean, there's not much to tell. He's just me but if I was some long-ass bitch.
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🦕 Mr. Longneck 🦕 @longnecksauce.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #623,193!
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🦕 Mr. Longneck 🦕 @longnecksauce.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
It's crazy how this shit only works because poor people exist.
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🦕 Mr. Longneck 🦕 @longnecksauce.bsky.social · 20/08/2024
This Tuesday is not for me.
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🦕 Mr. Longneck 🦕 @longnecksauce.bsky.social · 31/07/2024
I don't know who needs to hear this, but Tony the Tiger is 72.
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🦕 Mr. Longneck 🦕 @longnecksauce.bsky.social · 25/04/2024
A reminder for artists asking if it's okay to repost old art:
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🦕 Mr. Longneck 🦕 @longnecksauce.bsky.social · 25/03/2024
Plumicorns. That is all.
The "horns" atop an owl's head are actually tufts of feathers called plumicorns, meaning "feather Horns" in Latin. Although they are sometimes called "ears," an owl's ears are actually located right behind their eyes.
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🦕 Mr. Longneck 🦕 @longnecksauce.bsky.social · 05/03/2024
Lorj?
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🦕 Mr. Longneck 🦕 @longnecksauce.bsky.social · 03/03/2024
Occasionally I go outside.
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🦕 Mr. Longneck 🦕 @longnecksauce.bsky.social · 11/02/2024
I love this game. I love my friends.
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🦕 Mr. Longneck 🦕 @longnecksauce.bsky.social · 29/01/2024
Ey
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🦕 Mr. Longneck 🦕 @longnecksauce.bsky.social · 21/01/2024
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🦕 Mr. Longneck 🦕 @longnecksauce.bsky.social · 29/12/2023
Without downloading any new pics what's your energy going into 2024?
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🦕 Mr. Longneck 🦕 @longnecksauce.bsky.social · 19/12/2023
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🦕 Mr. Longneck 🦕 @longnecksauce.bsky.social · 11/10/2023
What's wrong hon? Don't want to get bread at:
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🦕 Mr. Longneck 🦕 @longnecksauce.bsky.social · 03/10/2023
The Internet, my friends.
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🦕 Mr. Longneck 🦕 @longnecksauce.bsky.social · 15/09/2023
Fun thing about having two black cats as pets. You can't tell them apart in the dark by sight but as soon as one of them speaks it's very obvious which one it is. Also they unintentionally mirror each other all the time.
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🦕 Mr. Longneck 🦕 @longnecksauce.bsky.social · 30/08/2023
Tell me where you're from with a food pic: (Hard mode)
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🦕 Mr. Longneck 🦕 @longnecksauce.bsky.social · 28/08/2023
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🦕 Mr. Longneck 🦕 @longnecksauce.bsky.social · 27/08/2023
I think the best thing for me about Blasphemous and it's sequel is that I understand what's going on in the game at an extremely rudimentary level but I'm still compelled play and complete all of it.
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🦕 Mr. Longneck 🦕 @longnecksauce.bsky.social · 27/08/2023
I love watching my friends hobbies that I don't understand. We're all such nerds and it's the best.
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