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Longneck Goose

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Longneck Goose @longneckgoose.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I thought I’d left this X-type bullshit behind. No reliable estimate has been @ 100000. As for “religious fuckery”, American fascisto Christians & their Israeli psycho pals are top of that shit heap.
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Longneck Goose @longneckgoose.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Trump continues Biden’s proxy terror, nothing more. Trump’s plainly cynical at best and mostly thoughtless but Biden, the self proclaimed Zionist - and performative Roman Catholic-is beyond redemption and will endure the fires of hell for his sadistic facilitation of Israel’s infanticide.
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Longneck Goose @longneckgoose.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
War
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Longneck Goose @longneckgoose.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
DJT’s “offer” is the equivalence of that oldie outside pubs and bars:”Free beer tomorrow.”
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Longneck Goose @longneckgoose.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
He’s promoting the John McEnroe self raising style from the ‘80s.
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Longneck Goose @longneckgoose.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Including leaving the guy with the nuke codes on the other aircraft.
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Longneck Goose @longneckgoose.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Maxwell Smart!
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Longneck Goose @longneckgoose.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
DJT uses the language one expects from a wannabe hoodlum in a low budget B Grade movie. I wonder why I think that.🤔
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Longneck Goose @longneckgoose.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
They look like they’re about to explode!
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Longneck Goose @longneckgoose.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Joyce could get a side gig as a talking scarecrow.
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Longneck Goose @longneckgoose.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Biden started it ffs. Without Butcher Biden’s support Bibi was screwed.He is to blame. Trump is just a support act.
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Longneck Goose @longneckgoose.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
“That’d be our custom- made, in the classic pear-shape design, Size XXXXXL for sir, then.”
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Longneck Goose @longneckgoose.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
What is it that they all look similar: mostly “past their best”, overweight and angry?
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Longneck Goose @longneckgoose.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Yeah, I paused over that, especially as about 50% of the nation couldn’t give a whoopsie or, worse, they find it a turn off.
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Longneck Goose @longneckgoose.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
She’s no longer in control of the car…she’s fucking dead!!!
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Longneck Goose @longneckgoose.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
She was complying with one officer’s order to move which she did-slowly. Jonathan Ross is at the side window and standingto the vehicle’s side as he points his gun in her face but you think it’s all OK cos “ it’s all Renee’s fault”.And calling the victim a “fucking bitch” after killing her?All Ok?
face.you
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Longneck Goose @longneckgoose.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
About time you visited your optometrist.
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Longneck Goose @longneckgoose.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Oh, “it’s important”, is it? I’ll tell you what’s important: an innocent person was murdered and no matter how people like you try to minimise this outrage, her life was ended by a lowlife goon and her kids have lost their mother. Period.
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Longneck Goose @longneckgoose.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Relevance?
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Longneck Goose @longneckgoose.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Wanted…for murder.
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Longneck Goose @longneckgoose.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Yep, he sniffs out the morally & ethically weak & installs them in key positions where they’ll meekly follow wherever he leads. Jutting chins, conquistador stances, Botox , implants, hair extensions, eye liner and makeup …& that’s the men. Such insecurity. A pathetic bunch of posturing pultroons.
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Longneck Goose @longneckgoose.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Aced it…ummm, okay. And will you be doing a fourth test soon? We wouldn’t want the country run by a stupid or incompetent person, would we.
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Longneck Goose @longneckgoose.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
This is a send-up. Surely. It must be. Oh, come on, this is ridiculous. Isn’t it? Isn’t…OMG!😱
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Longneck Goose @longneckgoose.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Your nominations?
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Longneck Goose @longneckgoose.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Well , E , the NYT reports differently. At least one Tomahawk hit a hut with no one hurt, the local Christian Bishop reported that there’s been no IS terrorism of his flock in the area DJT declared to be under genocidal threat & the main area of IS terrorist activity is well to the east.
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Longneck Goose @longneckgoose.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Hmmm, there’s not a lot of room left for another stain: Mukaradeeb, Abhu Ghraib, My Lai -ring a bell?
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Longneck Goose @longneckgoose.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Who said he can’t multitask? He power naps whilst catching flies at the same time!
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Longneck Goose @longneckgoose.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
All that expensive “work” to end up with a face that reminds me of my beloved mother’s steam pudding.
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Longneck Goose @longneckgoose.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Berlin’s unctuous melody being played incessantly inspired Woody Guthrie to write a response for ordinary folk - not untroubled upper middle class WASPs: This Land is Your Land.
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Longneck Goose @longneckgoose.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Scary. So much lard in one place is a health hazard.
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Longneck Goose @longneckgoose.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Hmmm 🤔 very concerning. Next it’ll be double parking & with this antifa crowd out of control there’ll be jaywalking. Time to prime the nukes I think.
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Longneck Goose @longneckgoose.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Beautiful! Just, beautiful.
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Longneck Goose @longneckgoose.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Yeah, I’d love to buy sheep from the coppers who calculated the attendance. Do they not know that everyone carries a camera these days .
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Longneck Goose @longneckgoose.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Great idea. Love your lateral thinking!👍
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Longneck Goose @longneckgoose.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
25000 people? Add another zero. Bigger than the 250k in Reconciliation walk in 2000.
issues.is
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Longneck Goose @longneckgoose.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
SBS had the protest as fourth item (after a full 5 minutes lead item on Garma) and behind a report on the Israeli hostage! With a Jewish board member am I surprised?
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Longneck Goose @longneckgoose.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Hmmm, that also sounds like a hairdresser describing the POS’s hair.
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Longneck Goose @longneckgoose.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
And Zionists bombed thirty seven Gazan hospitals. But do go on.
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Longneck Goose @longneckgoose.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Trump Plans a UFC Fight at the White House to Bring it More of that Trump Class and Dignity www.newscorpse.com/ncWP/?p=66640
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Longneck Goose @longneckgoose.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Maybe you should’ve posted this about 600 days ago.
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Longneck Goose @longneckgoose.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
One hospital? How about 36 hospitals?
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Longneck Goose @longneckgoose.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Two IDF buildings are next door. Iran has expressed its regrets…you conveniently missed that bit.
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Longneck Goose @longneckgoose.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
The 1st Motion Picture Unit. Military Service? 🤣Seriously?
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Longneck Goose @longneckgoose.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
You’re kidding. Reagan!🙄
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Longneck Goose @longneckgoose.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Henry Ford got an annual birthday card from Adolf. None of Ford’s plants (which were major suppliers of vehicles to the German forces) in Nazi Germany were bombed.
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Longneck Goose @longneckgoose.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
He’s seeking guidance on how to access PornHub without his son knowing.
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Longneck Goose @longneckgoose.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Bought my copy at Tower Records in San Mateo, Ca.
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Longneck Goose @longneckgoose.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Ole Clarrie suckin’ on a Cuban with his white BFFs ; the bought prick doesn’t realise how pathetic he looks. Sad.
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Longneck Goose @longneckgoose.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Felon? How about “felons”: Trump of course but don’t forget that slimy Polish spiv Netanyahu who no doubt is observing the Passover with a few killings and a touch of cruelty.
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Longneck Goose @longneckgoose.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Scary visage! She could get a job haunting houses.
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