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LongLeeBruh(LLB)/Ballstretching Gooner

@longleebruh.bsky.social
270 followers 84 following 54 posts

Meticulous Masturbator, Perceptive Dickologist, and Foreplay Connoisseur. Anime loving college student. Goofy gooner that can be hilarious when people are funny. Reciprocity and mutual understanding are of utmost priority. FAFO.

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LongLeeBruh(LLB)/Ballstretching Gooner @longleebruh.bsky.social · 9h
What still shocks me is how a 31 year old man was telling me at 18 to hold him and make him feel loved… the same script, different man when he was 36 and I was 19. I’m never trying to reach such a low point I am relying on the hookup that’s objectifying me to restore my self esteem
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LongLeeBruh(LLB)/Ballstretching Gooner @longleebruh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Stroking hairy adult male penis >>>>
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LongLeeBruh(LLB)/Ballstretching Gooner @longleebruh.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I just had a great face bate session, and this thick black man was looking and saying everything right. It took everything in me to hold back from sperming when he spermed. I hope I see him again
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LongLeeBruh(LLB)/Ballstretching Gooner @longleebruh.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You mean to tell me that I paid $60 for this webcam that claims to be HD and it’s making me look like I didn’t pay the lightbill in broad daylight?? Technological racism is exhausting. And I can’t return it 🙄 I could have bought something far more useful for $60
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LongLeeBruh(LLB)/Ballstretching Gooner @longleebruh.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Finally was able to converse with this dude I have seen in areas I frequent often for months, and it was a disappointment. Hearing them endlessly talk (with 0 prompting) about how people shouldn’t wear certain types of clothing if their body isn’t “right” made me cringe. Sexy isn’t one type of body
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LongLeeBruh(LLB)/Ballstretching Gooner @longleebruh.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I am fighting every single bias I have within me to pick up this book about effeminization and read it. I hope I don’t affirm my bias to not trust what a man who believes everything ChatGPT tells them off rip and thinks eating pork makes maggots grow inside of the body 🌚
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BatorInDecatur @batorindecatur.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
My neurospicy self watching porn: “So…no one thought to snip that thread?”
A fully-bushed man mounts his bottom from the rear. However, I’m so distracted by that dangling thread off the cuff of his shirt.
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LongLeeBruh(LLB)/Ballstretching Gooner @longleebruh.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Lets clarify: these people live their lives as whatever race they are but suddenly want to claim to have a black penis bc of various reasons… Last time I checked, race isn’t different for genitals because the color is different. The audacity is corny and tired
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LongLeeBruh(LLB)/Ballstretching Gooner @longleebruh.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
It makes me cringe when in our first interaction, someone is calling me daddy because they think I’m older than them. I’m in the lower 20s bro 😐
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LongLeeBruh(LLB)/Ballstretching Gooner @longleebruh.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Some gooner content being put out right now seems over exaggerated and non genuine. People are trying to make it about looks and actions, when it’s supposed to be about the experience, mindset, and feelings. Like a lot of things with men, it just feels like a competitive performance to upstage
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LongLeeBruh(LLB)/Ballstretching Gooner @longleebruh.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Can we normalize watermarking all of our content and especially sexual? I’m tired of seeing great art reposted and not being able to see more of a person’s work, and I’m especially tired of these repost pages making things go viral and the creator gets zero credit or gain. Plus, catfishing!
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LongLeeBruh(LLB)/Ballstretching Gooner @longleebruh.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Penis is so fun to play with and smack around #poppers #popperbate #bator #batebro #goon #gooner #penis #dick #greasydick #fcf
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LongLeeBruh(LLB)/Ballstretching Gooner @longleebruh.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Penis is so fun to play with and smack around #poppers #popperbate #bator #batebro #goon #gooner #penis #dick #greasydick #fcf
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LongLeeBruh(LLB)/Ballstretching Gooner @longleebruh.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I know a lot of people are proud to be nasty and probably like these things, but the main things stopping me from participating in watersports are cleaning it up and the bad smell of urine, especially when coming from someone dehydrated. How do y’all deal with that?
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LongLeeBruh(LLB)/Ballstretching Gooner @longleebruh.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
@LongLeeBruh Erect bushy penis with semen
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LongLeeBruh(LLB)/Ballstretching Gooner @longleebruh.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I’m the “want to smell the underwear you wore all day since your shower last night” type of freaky. I’m gonna leave the spit, pee, and biohazards to those more inclined to it. Seeing someone pee on themselves during a bate sess is pretty nice though
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LongLeeBruh(LLB)/Ballstretching Gooner @longleebruh.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I love seeing a dick in 4k
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ジョン (Jon) @blmagex.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
this gets you blocked. i’m not your fucking fetish.
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Ice-Type Dad Figure 🧊⨂ @korinotatsujin.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
If you perceive black and brown men as these primal, virile sex gods who make you feel like you're dabbling in interspecies sex, not only am I blocking you, I want you off this planet.
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BatorInDecatur @batorindecatur.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
RT with a pic of Erect Phallus.
A frontal view of my thick erect phallus pointing up to the ceiling.
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LongLeeBruh(LLB)/Ballstretching Gooner @longleebruh.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Here’s a gif bruv
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LongLeeBruh(LLB)/Ballstretching Gooner @longleebruh.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
#fcf
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LongLeeBruh(LLB)/Ballstretching Gooner @longleebruh.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
In the alt text you forgot to mention BEAUTIFUL in the description bro
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LongLeeBruh(LLB)/Ballstretching Gooner @longleebruh.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Masturbation Monday Tugging Tuesday Wankin Wednesday, Therapy Thursday Fapping Friday Stroking Saturday Self Love Sunday
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LongLeeBruh(LLB)/Ballstretching Gooner @longleebruh.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
I’ve never declared to be extremely freaky, some people still think I am. There are levels of freak I am not with at all and I will be quickly out freaked and left clutching my pearls
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Goldenboy @goldenboy2021.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
My bro told me to give into dong
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LongLeeBruh(LLB)/Ballstretching Gooner @longleebruh.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Tw*tter is annoying for several reasons. Why do I consistently get follow notifications for bots, blank retweet accounts, and desperate fetishizing bottons but I don’t get notifications for people that I would love to see? I would have deleted my account if everyone I wanted to see left
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LongLeeBruh(LLB)/Ballstretching Gooner @longleebruh.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
A great example of a dick worthy of being on a lock screen wall paper
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LongLeeBruh(LLB)/Ballstretching Gooner @longleebruh.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
One of my first world problems is having bate videos I made that I want to edit and cut down before sharing, but not having the patience or motivation to do so 😒 whelp, guess they’ll join my collection of content collecting dust
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LongLeeBruh(LLB)/Ballstretching Gooner @longleebruh.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
I heard people talk about being sapiosexual and never thought I would ever identify as that, but I think I might be in the club. The fact that I have shut down many budding relationships based on them not willing to consider information that isn’t overtly said might be the biggest indicator
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LongLeeBruh(LLB)/Ballstretching Gooner @longleebruh.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
I know this is AI, but I lowkey would want a large statue just like this to be in my home
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LongLeeBruh(LLB)/Ballstretching Gooner @longleebruh.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Beautiful belly, bate spread, and peenis combo
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LongLeeBruh(LLB)/Ballstretching Gooner @longleebruh.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Get ready for a night of GOONY seduction, and a potion of passion with some sexy black bators down in the trap this Halloween 10/31 in Chicago, IL! Brought to you by the Midwest/Tristate chapters of @BBXLB8Bros! 😈🤤💦 TICKETS ON SALE NOW ONLY ON BBXLBATEBROS.com
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LongLeeBruh(LLB)/Ballstretching Gooner @longleebruh.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
It’s corny to me when people message me “fuck me,” and similar phrases online because it’s just.. such an unserious statement/request when you consider the logistics involved. ‘Ooh boy! I’d love to take a flight just to fuck someone I don’t know’ said someone other than me. Right idea, wrong guy
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LongLeeBruh(LLB)/Ballstretching Gooner @longleebruh.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Get ready for a night of GOONY seduction, and a potion of passion with some sexy black bators down in the trap this Halloween 10/31 in Chicago, IL! Brought to you by the Midwest/Tristate chapters of @BBXLB8Bros! 😈🤤💦 TICKETS ON SALE NOW ONLY ON BBXLBATEBROS.com
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LongLeeBruh(LLB)/Ballstretching Gooner @longleebruh.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
One of the questions I hate hearing the most come from guys who ask me about ball stretching. I give them literally the exact same resources I used and tell them to do their research, and they just want me to tell them what size I think they should buy and give them the links to what I have. 🚫block!
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LongLeeBruh(LLB)/Ballstretching Gooner @longleebruh.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Anyone have a plug for some bate audio? I can't find much audio fuel that I really like. It would be great if it has: -trigger words (masturbate, penis, etc) -(optional) a confident voice, assertive or aggressive speaking (no whispering) -zero beats or background music -is non-religious
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LongLeeBruh(LLB)/Ballstretching Gooner @longleebruh.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
The thought of being bate fuel is simultaneously something I think would be hot and cool to do, yet unfulfilling and disturbing. The way that many people dehumanize and objectify anyone they find sexually attractive is truly horrific. Discarding all human decency once they think of an orgasm… crazy
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LongLeeBruh(LLB)/Ballstretching Gooner @longleebruh.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Considering how much better Bsky is than that other social media site we shall not name, I really should be on here appreciating penis way more often
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LongLeeBruh(LLB)/Ballstretching Gooner @longleebruh.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Waking up with a penis is such an honor I’m forever grateful for
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LongLeeBruh(LLB)/Ballstretching Gooner @longleebruh.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
My balls feel so great slapping against my taint
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LongLeeBruh(LLB)/Ballstretching Gooner @longleebruh.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
When the fine dude I’m attracted to is mutually interested in me in the bate room>>>
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LongLeeBruh(LLB)/Ballstretching Gooner @longleebruh.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
“I want that” There are thousands of dildos available for purchase, you clearly don’t want dick that bad. You don’t want mine that badly either cuz you would know to have some human decency or offer something valuable to me in my inbox. Gtfoh, I’m not a free service
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LongLeeBruh(LLB)/Ballstretching Gooner @longleebruh.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
In the words of an infamous philosopher… “my man… why wouldn’t I?” 🙃
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LongLeeBruh(LLB)/Ballstretching Gooner @longleebruh.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
#fullbush #lowhangers #ballstretchers
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LongLeeBruh(LLB)/Ballstretching Gooner @longleebruh.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
The most annoying thing is when spaces for bators are ruined with desperate tops and bottoms that get no play. The difference between b8ers and them is that we’re (b8ers) here by choice and enjoyment, and you’re here because you have no other options. We are not the same!
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LongLeeBruh(LLB)/Ballstretching Gooner @longleebruh.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
I urge the DLs to use that dictionary you have quick and easy access to via Siri, and learn the difference between discreet and discrete!
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LongLeeBruh(LLB)/Ballstretching Gooner @longleebruh.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Today’s Agenda: Penis Admiration
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LongLeeBruh(LLB)/Ballstretching Gooner @longleebruh.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
I’m gonna say something that may make people I don’t like mad, and I’m happy with that. Preface: I saw a long time ago why so many blk bators have online b8 spaces exclusively for us, but I am reminded of the many reasons often. Specifically, the covert racism and phobias that spaces have.
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