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Will Johnson

@longklaw.bsky.social
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Software engineer, technology enthusiast, gamer, TV, movie, and music fan. Dog lover. He/him. 🏳️‍🌈. My opinions are my own | 📍Portland, OR

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Will Johnson @longklaw.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Due to tattoos, a cold, cutting my hand, a freaking abscess in my ribcage area, a busy schedule, and general fatigue, I've worked out twice in the past 2 months. I've kind of lost most of my gym motivation. I need to just go today or tomorrow
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Will Johnson @longklaw.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I should @ that person here 😂
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Will Johnson @longklaw.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Finally watching this
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Will Johnson @longklaw.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
OMG! That was him?!?!
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Will Johnson @longklaw.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Yeah, the Hanson thing was strange. It made me think he was involved with Primetime, but I don't think he was. The performances by Pattinson and the guy who played the decoy stood out to me. It's hard to use the word 'enjoyed' for this movie, but I would rate it highly
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Will Johnson @longklaw.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Yes, it was Primetime!
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Will Johnson @longklaw.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Nice. I just bought this yesterday because a lot of people at work are talking about it
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Arron Automata @arrontk.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Finally found the mf who keeps spending all my money on video games
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Will Johnson @longklaw.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
What do you do when you're a homebody but also kind of a social butterfly? And both sides want your entire weekend? The personality test that used to call me a INFJ now calls me an ENJF and I feel the struggle
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Will Johnson @longklaw.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It's kind of my default state at this point
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Will Johnson @longklaw.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Today reinforced that I do like being watched, in certain situations
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Will Johnson @longklaw.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
And also to show up when no one's inspecting us
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Will Johnson @longklaw.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
As a fire sign who is getting close to 50, who also skipped Brut and Bearracuda the past two nights even though I had told people I was going to be there, I wholeheartedly agree with this
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Will Johnson @longklaw.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Got my guitar equipment all set up for the first time in a couple of years. My home cleaning/organizing project is picking up steam again
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Will Johnson @longklaw.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Why would I care if my friends never show up to support anything I do? I'm not a weirdo
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Will Johnson @longklaw.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I love this!
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Will Johnson @longklaw.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I've only seen the first episode and I'm starting to think Carrie did nothing wrong
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Will Johnson @longklaw.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Well done so far
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Will Johnson @longklaw.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Watching the new Carrie TV series on Amazon Prime. Not sure I've seen either movie. Don't think I ever saw either of the movies
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Will Johnson @longklaw.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Was one number away from each round of drag Bingo tonight. Maybe next time
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Will Johnson @longklaw.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A winter cuddle buddy would be nice
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Will Johnson @longklaw.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The Ring but instead of dying you become gay(er). It's a good thing.
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Will Johnson @longklaw.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I don't know why 'What are you looking for?' is such a hard question for me. It's almost as difficult as 'How are you?'
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Will Johnson @longklaw.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
www.eventbrite.com/e/oregon-ros...
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Oregon Rose Comedy Queen
Oregon Rose Comedy Queen: where comedy, camp and drag collide as entertainers compete to advance to National Miss Comedy Queen!
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Will Johnson @longklaw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Played Hanami, Reign of Cthulhu, and another game I've already forgotten the name of
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Will Johnson @longklaw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Pretty sure I've heard that before
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Will Johnson @longklaw.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Not sure if I've ever seen that
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Will Johnson @longklaw.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I also backed this game but I've never played it. Other people have played my copy but not me
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Will Johnson @longklaw.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I watched a lot of horror when I was way too young to be watching it, but I think the first one to scare me was Arachnophobia
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Will Johnson @longklaw.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That's how it felt walking around Portland when weed was first legalized. And the same in my neighborhood out in the suburbs
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Will Johnson @longklaw.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Halloween is great, but I'm already making a list of movies I want to watch during the holiday season
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Will Johnson @longklaw.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Damn, I accidentally killed Peter Gammons. I thought he had died. He was a big part of my baseball fandom, which was a big part of my childhood. He's still alive though
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Will Johnson @longklaw.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Want!
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Will Johnson @longklaw.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Bad acting or not, I don't think he's wrong. At least the part of the quote I saw
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Will Johnson @longklaw.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I don't even like him but I kinda want to know what his d*ck looks like. [this is about a twitch streamer I used to follow who I just discovered has an onlyfans]
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Will Johnson @longklaw.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Probably been about 8 or 9 years since I opened this basket and I closed it back right away because of the horror inside #mtg
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Will Johnson @longklaw.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A random guy on Instagram asked if I would send him $40 so he could go to a card show at the Expo Center tomorrow in exchange for videos of him and his partner. Not even the strangest thing that's happened to me this week
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Will Johnson @longklaw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Once again there's a 🍑 in my camera roll and I don't remember who it belongs to
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Will Johnson @longklaw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Last time I was having trouble with the app so I just got on without paying. I only use the max a few times a year so I didn't know you could use a bank card to pay
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Will Johnson @longklaw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Happy #LetterboxdFriday! Time to post your #LastFourWatched 📲 4 movies this week
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Will Johnson @longklaw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“Damn, boy! With that healing factor, how soon are you ready for round two?”
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Wolverine Pistola
ALT: Wolverine Pistola
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Will Johnson @longklaw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“Damn, girl! Before you read my mind, please know I was raised better.”
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Jean Grey
ALT: Jean Grey
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Will Johnson @longklaw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I was like wait wasn't I there so then I took a look back through my photos youtu.be/kIiGVqYNVOE?...
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Will Johnson @longklaw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm trying to decide
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Will Johnson @longklaw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I still haven't seen it. I feel like it requires a certain mood and i'm never in it
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Will Johnson @longklaw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He's a 10, but he lives in Vancouver, WA. (I ain't driving all the way up there)
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Will Johnson @longklaw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Looking forward to this after the week I've had. Yes, it's only Tuesday
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Will Johnson @longklaw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Why is this motherfucker still on my Netflix account. I just sign in without thinking. And he hasn't used it in years
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Will Johnson @longklaw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
After spending the last few days in a lot of pain (nothing serious), a trip to urgent care this afternoon has me feeling a lot better. I can do things like get in and out of my car and get off the couch without feeling like my side is being ripped apart.i think I'll actually be able to sleep tonight
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Will Johnson @longklaw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you use urinals, how do you feel about the person next to farting while they're peeing? I think it's gross and you should go into a stall if you have to fart
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