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LongIslandIcedTech @longislandicedtech.com · 28/09/2026

Here it is: the Halloween Stream 2026 schedule over on the Long Island Iced Tech Twitch channel. 10/1 & 8 - Terrorbytes 11/3 & 4 - Empty Shell 11/6, 7, 13, & 14 - Cats and the Other Lives 11/15, 20, 21, 22, 27, 28, & 29 - Stygian: Reign of the Old Ones 11/17, 18, & 31 - Beyond Hanwell

The streaming schedule for the Long Island Iced Tech Twitch channel for October 2026, laid out in a calendar format.

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LongIslandIcedTech @longislandicedtech.com · 25/09/2026

One of the rare joys in life, for me at least, is finding a new, small-time place nearby to get breakfast. Skillet Junction, located downtown in my locale.

Wide shot of the entire breakfast. With an omelette on the left plate and potatoes, a biscuit, and gravy on the right plate, flanked by coffee and a glass of water.

Close up of the detail on a southwest omelette.

Close up on the details of a biscuit, breakfast potatoes, and gravy.

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LongIslandIcedTech @longislandicedtech.com · 15/09/2026

Remembering back a few months ago to a recent Alien: Isolation playthrough in which a Working Joe in a later level attacked me as I was dropping into this pit (one where you have to lift a buggy to open). His AI glitched when he was teleported into the pit with me, and he just stood there.

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LongIslandIcedTech @longislandicedtech.com · 14/09/2026

@insertcoin.bsky.social & @ianhigton.bsky.social: No sign of Echelons I-III in my kitchen. Going to check my refrigerator again for them. No guarantee I won't get distracted by Halloween chocolates. No one tell Primary... I mean, @albokixnroses.bsky.social.

InsertCoin's Soltari hoodie. Very dark blue or black featuring a yellow Soltari emblem and the name under in yellow.

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LongIslandIcedTech @longislandicedtech.com · 29/08/2026

Finally, after all of these two months, I've finally gotten to meet and have dinner with the newfound source of light in my life.

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LongIslandIcedTech @longislandicedtech.com · 06/08/2026

It's not much, but it's an honest attempt to try to take back this country.

The I voted sticker that I got from voting in the primaries today.

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LongIslandIcedTech @longislandicedtech.com · 04/08/2026

When I started my journey with How to Train Your Cock, I didn't even think to see if it has a feature that allows me to take pictures of my cock as it grows so I can share how big it is now with everyone. Thanks, @angparodidev.bsky.social!

My cock. It's only at 37cm now, but it has officially reached the second phase of its development. That little rooster is lifting that barbell so fast and now has a little 6-pack.

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LongIslandIcedTech @longislandicedtech.com · 09/05/2026

@ioi.dk I wanted to reach 4 digits in my Hitman rank before First Light came out. Tonight, I've completed that. Thank you for making such an entertaining trilogy of games and for collaborating with the OutsideXbox crew to show them off. I'll be looking forward to First Light.

A level-end screen from Hitman: World of Assassination showing a Hitman level of 1001.

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LongIslandIcedTech @longislandicedtech.com · 05/05/2026

Yeah, nice try, @ioi.dk. No matter where you place your Freelancer targets, I will get them. No idea how this target got to this inaccessible part of the map. Thankfully, a few sniper shots to get them to move brought them into the open.

A view of the map screen from Hitman: World of Assassination. A yellow arrow points from the roof of the hotel in the Miami level toward a target marker outside of the accessible level map. A red arrow points to the target icon.

A Hitman-vision view of the level from the roof of the hotel in the Miami level. Agent 47 stands facing the red outline of a target a long distance away.

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LongIslandIcedTech @longislandicedtech.com · 21/04/2026

Now, you might be wondering, Jacob, just how brave are you? Brave enough to post semi-embarrassing pictures of me as a baby and as a pouting child on the internet with zero fucks.

Me, as a little kid angry about some bullshit.

Me, as a baby looking like an old man somehow.

Me, as a baby with the world completely unaware of what was to come.

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LongIslandIcedTech @longislandicedtech.com · 31/03/2026

Yes, it has been months since I did my NYC vacation. Yes, this poster has been sitting around all of this time. Yes, I did just now get it sent off for framing.

A framed poster of the recent Broadway run of Reeves and Winters in Waiting for Godot.

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LongIslandIcedTech @longislandicedtech.com · 23/02/2026

Future Year 2026. Surely, we will begin exploring the stars, charting the deepest oceans, repairing the damage our species has done to our precious planet, lift the masses into an enlightened age of reason and equality that is guided not by dogma but by scientific discovery. Well, fuck....

An offer from Zilch for "Buy now, Pay later" Domino's Pizza, providing the option to pay for a pizza over 6 weeks.

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LongIslandIcedTech @longislandicedtech.com · 01/02/2026

This trash is 1.1/10. Also, so is the movie. For comparison, classic Ed Wood film "Plan 9 from Outer Space" is 3.9. "Birdemic: Shock and Terror" is 1.7.

Screenshot of Melania propaganda film from IMDB with IMDB rating.

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LongIslandIcedTech @longislandicedtech.com · 31/01/2026

Hi, @trekculture.bsky.social. I think my hotel has a fundamental misunderstanding of how the Ups and Downs counters work.

An elevator display showing a green, downward-pointed arrow of similar shape to the Star Trek delta symbol.

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LongIslandIcedTech @longislandicedtech.com · 31/01/2026

@icklenellierose.bsky.social Your recommendation was, as anticipated, 100% correct. Dishoom was wonderful. I ordered the Kejriwal with a side of mushrooms and the house chai. Thank you for suggesting this place. Any other recommendations are welcome for this or future London visits.

A breakfast plate of two fried eggs over cheese-covered toast along with a smaller dish of mushrooms and a glass of chai.

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LongIslandIcedTech @longislandicedtech.com · 25/12/2025

Teenagers? I'm 40 and I made these this year.

Gingerbread cookies in shapes of fornication.

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LongIslandIcedTech @longislandicedtech.com · 21/12/2025

2-hour-ish stream. One 540-piece piranha plant from the Mario series. Just about right. I think I finished it a few minutes after the planned end stream time.

Me in a Xmas cap and Oxventure holiday sweater looking playfully at the camera while holding a completed Piranha Plant Lego set.

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LongIslandIcedTech @longislandicedtech.com · 19/11/2025

Were there better ways to spend my money? No. No, there were not.

Official Waiting for Godot t-shirt. Black with white writing featuring the play's penultimate line, "Well, shall we go?"

Official Waiting for Godot t-shirt. Black. White type at the top just under the neck reads, "Waiting for Godot". Blue type at shoulder blade level reads, "Yes, let's go," the play's final line.

A signed poster for Waiting for Godot running running at the Hudson Theater in NYC. Poster features images of Keanu Reeves and Alex Winter from the stomach up, wearing stark black shirts looking intently into the camera. Poster includes the title, "Waiting for Godot", the subtitle "The wait is worth the wait", the names of the two stars, and several signatures of cast and crew.

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LongIslandIcedTech @longislandicedtech.com · 16/11/2025

Well, it's time. Good show, Mr. Reeves. Good show, @alexwinter.com.

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LongIslandIcedTech @longislandicedtech.com · 15/11/2025

My only regret is that I didn't get my hand properly in the frame.

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LongIslandIcedTech @longislandicedtech.com · 15/11/2025

Kudos to Joe's Pizza - Broadway. Those were some good slices.

A slice of Sicilian and a slide of supreme pizza.

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LongIslandIcedTech @longislandicedtech.com · 13/11/2025

Behold. My morning: Lady I Work With, chat message yesterday at 5:33PM: "I will need you to be on first thing in the morning with me." I get to my desk at 8AM. Lady, in Chat: Active, Inactive, Active, Inactive. In a meeting. Lady, later on: I asked for your help first thing this morning.

President Obama, sitting in a chair and shrugging. Meme text at bottom states "Well, I've been waiting on you."

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LongIslandIcedTech @longislandicedtech.com · 24/10/2025

Play Amnesia: Rebirth, they said. It'll be fun, they said. There certainly won't be a hallway full of penis-y Greek soldiers that you'll be tempted to bring the camera right up to so you can get a screenshot to put on Bluesky for shameless attention, they said. Yeah, right.

A close up of the groin-al region of an ancient Greek hoplite statue with exposed penis and pubic-eranian hair. Also, my scrutinizing face which is probably judging, let's be honest.

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LongIslandIcedTech @longislandicedtech.com · 22/10/2025

"When the officer asks Deiseroth for identification proving his status as a federal agent, he says he doesn’t have his ID on him." Wow. Who'd have thought not having ID would cause such problems? atlantablackstar.com/2025/10/22/f... Also, witness how surprised I am by this guy's behavior.

A Not-Shocked-Pikachu face variation of the Shocked Pikachu Face meme.

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LongIslandIcedTech @longislandicedtech.com · 16/10/2025

The Regressives offer a "vote by a date certain" on ACA funding to the party fighting to keep people's insurance coverage. No. We won't talk later about this. We talk now. Your word means nothing. abcnews.go.com/Politics/thu...

Always Sunny in Philadelphia meme of two characters mocking a third by pretending to cry in solidarity with the third person's self-inflicted misfortune.

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LongIslandIcedTech @longislandicedtech.com · 27/09/2025

One barely-started 3rd round drink, a half-eaten order of beignets, and one finished memoir.

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LongIslandIcedTech @longislandicedtech.com · 12/08/2025

I don't believe in the whole idea of "spirit animals". I don't think there is any animal out there that can match my attitu-

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LongIslandIcedTech @longislandicedtech.com · 26/06/2025

Looking for a good news distraction for a moment? A pair of happy bird parents built a nest near my front door a few months ago. Today, two of their fledglings completed day 1 at flight school.

Two baby birds resting on the ground near my house's front door.

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LongIslandIcedTech @longislandicedtech.com · 12/05/2025

Happy Monday, everyone. Here's the lineup for this week.

Let's Try Out: South of Midnight on Tuesday. Deus Ex Mankind Divided episode 11 on Wednesday. Baldur's Gate 3 episode 41 on Thursday. And another State of Decay 2 weekend. All streams start at 7:30PM US Central Time.

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LongIslandIcedTech @longislandicedtech.com · 07/05/2025

Last night, I tried out a popular video game about a group of sexy adventurers all in uniform who travel by boat to battle a mysterious woman who is wreaking havoc on their world. You know, this one.

Surprise! It's not Clair Obscur: Expedition 33. It's a picture of the Dollet landing scene from Final Fantasy 8 with student warriors standing on a beachhead, having just departed from their sea-based landing craft.

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LongIslandIcedTech @longislandicedtech.com · 28/04/2025

Wanna know what's going on this week over in my corner of Twitch? Right here, bay-bee.

LongIslandIcedTech Twitch Schedule. Tuesday, Oblivion Remastered. Wednesday, Deus Ex Mankind Divided, Ep 9. Thursday, Baldur's Gate 3, Ep 39. Saturday and Sunday, State of Decay 2. All streams 7:30PM US Central.

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LongIslandIcedTech @longislandicedtech.com · 24/04/2025

Getting some real Garnet energy from that.

Garnet from Steven Universe staring intensely at the camera with crossed arms.

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LongIslandIcedTech @longislandicedtech.com · 24/04/2025

Finally, after 2 failed attempts, I got it.

A bottle of Diplomatico Reserva Exclusiva rum.

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LongIslandIcedTech @longislandicedtech.com · 16/04/2025

Happy birthday to Charlie Chaplin, the least offensive person to ever where such a mustache.

Charlie Chaplin leaning on a very flimsy cane.

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LongIslandIcedTech @longislandicedtech.com · 14/04/2025

Stuff going on over at my Twitch this week. Blue Prince on Tuesday followed by more Deus Ex: Mankind Divided, Baldur's Gate 3, and State of Decay 2.

Schedule of events for the LongIslandIcedTech Twitch channel. Tuesday - Blue Prince; Wednesday - Deus Ex: Mankind Divided; Thursday - Baldur's Gate 3; Saturday and Sunday - State of Decay 2. All streams 7:30PM US Central Time.

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LongIslandIcedTech @longislandicedtech.com · 08/04/2025

Hello, everyone. I'm back from my very short London vacation in which I got to see a crew of delightful DnD'ers. Back with a suitcase full of McVitties and M&S chocolates. Time to get my sweet-toothed ass back to streaming. This week's schedule, for those who might be interested.

LongIslandIcedTech's streaming schedule for the week of April 7th. Let's Try Out: Atomfall on Tuesday. Deus Ex: Mankind Divided episode 6 on Wednesday. Baldur's Gate 3 continues on Thursday. State of Decay 2 takes over the Weekends of Wonder on Saturday and Sunday. All streams start at 7:30 PM US Central Time.

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LongIslandIcedTech @longislandicedtech.com · 05/04/2025

Do you find your life lacking in excitement? Laughter? Cloacae? Then why not check out The Oxventurer's Guild, the UK's premier TTRPG group? 5 fun improv talents, slowly eroding the patience of a masterful DM over at @oxventure.bsky.social I also learned tonight that they appreciate a sharp suit.

Oxventurer's Tales from the Guild set with a trinket-adorned table on-stage.

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LongIslandIcedTech @longislandicedtech.com · 13/03/2025

Ok, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings re-make, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor.

Ryan Stiles and Colin Mochrie from "Who's Line Is It Anyway".

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LongIslandIcedTech @longislandicedtech.com · 12/03/2025

I just want to tell you good luck. We're all counting on you.

Late actor Leslie Nielson in the movie Airplane!

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LongIslandIcedTech @longislandicedtech.com · 10/03/2025

Trump endorses post telling people to shut up about egg prices. www.yahoo.com/news/shut-eg... Excuse me while I get a suitably surprised Pikachu pace picture. Ah, here we are:

Surprised Pikachu face meme with surprised facial expression changed to normal.

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LongIslandIcedTech @longislandicedtech.com · 03/03/2025

Just in case anyone wants to know what I'm up to this week:

Stream schedule
Tuesday, Mario and Luigi Brothership
Wednesday, Deus Ex Human Revolution and Mankind Divided
Thursday, Baldur's Gate 3
Weekend, Icarus: First Cohort
All streams at 7:30PM US Central.

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LongIslandIcedTech @longislandicedtech.com · 20/02/2025

Your all-time, #1 video game crush? I don't mean, "what over-sexualized character just made your pants uncomfortable?" I mean, "what character made you realize that, if they were real, you'd be hopelessly lost in them?" For me, Rinoa Heartilly from Final Fantasy 8.

A lovely, dark haired woman wearing a blue, sleeveless sweater over a black top clutches her necklace with one hand while looking off into the middle distance.

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