Mugsy Simpleton @longfatty.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Okay...do we think she's smoking tobacco or something else? It was the jazz age. 010
Mugsy Simpleton @longfatty.bsky.social · 15/06/2026We're really just happy that he's awake and alert and still recognizes his family. 000
Mugsy Simpleton @longfatty.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Low Sunny Rollins record in the background is the best, as long as you can find a quiet spot to listen and nobody bothers you. With a cocktail. That's my introvert fantasy. 000
Mugsy Simpleton @longfatty.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Pellagra? You're fine. You can spit and cough all you want. 000
Mugsy Simpleton @longfatty.bsky.social · 20/05/2026share.google/images/IPTWy...share.googleGoogle Image Result for https://cdn.nerdist.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/08161040/cthulhu-Chia-featured-2.jpg 000
Mugsy Simpleton @longfatty.bsky.social · 19/05/2026At this point soak-and-scrub is your only salvation. May the ScotsBright be with you. 011
Mugsy Simpleton @longfatty.bsky.social · 19/05/2026I like your product but I have questions about your valuation. 000
Mugsy Simpleton @longfatty.bsky.social · 19/05/2026IT'S A TRAP For the sake of all you hold dear PLEASE don't do it. Brown rice is enough. Do not invite the chia demon into your home. 250
Mugsy Simpleton @longfatty.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Existential paradox in the comics. I like your style, Wayno. 010
Mugsy Simpleton @longfatty.bsky.social · 14/05/2026But what if the orcas are really hungry? What else do they have to eat? Meow? 120
Mugsy Simpleton @longfatty.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Fine furniture is bullshit. Make something quick that you can use for 5 decades. 010
Mugsy Simpleton @longfatty.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Makes me think of all the times we loaded up at the herring dock in Winchester Bay, then went out and got skunked. Turns out that herring are delicious. At the time they were $1/dz. If I could go back now... 000
Mugsy Simpleton @longfatty.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Rankin&Bass? Did they sneak in a cameo of Frosty on the slopes of Caradhras? They should have. 000
Mugsy Simpleton @longfatty.bsky.social · 12/03/2026One is a dick who cheated his job to get rich; the other's job is to be a rich dick. Maybe that will give them something to talk about. But you're right, they could just do that over zoom. 010
Mugsy Simpleton @longfatty.bsky.social · 06/02/2026No. Chitin is a polysacharide and keratin is a polypeptide. Totally different thing. Your dad was full of a smelly mixture of one of the most indigestable molecules in all of nature. 000
Mugsy Simpleton @longfatty.bsky.social · 19/01/2026To be clear, I'm well past the middle ages. Just so you know. 000
Mugsy Simpleton @longfatty.bsky.social · 21/12/2025I've heard this story before. Glad the ending was a little bit different. (No final 😃💔💥😵) 010
Mugsy Simpleton @longfatty.bsky.social · 26/11/2025Hemiptera. Wings hardened at the base and membranous at the tip. True bug. Nice. 000
Mugsy Simpleton @longfatty.bsky.social · 25/11/2025My grandparents had one of these in the 70's. You pick up the phone to make a call but someone else was on the line. Actually, not as bad as someone having a conversation on speakerphone at the airport. Technology found a way to make it worse. 190
Mugsy Simpleton @longfatty.bsky.social · 12/11/2025I do see the irony in my reply. In my defense, I've been watching "Solar Opposites." He reminds me of Korvo and it's skewing my thinking. 000
Mugsy Simpleton @longfatty.bsky.social · 12/11/2025He might get it if he were a human himself. Sadly, something he may never understand. 100
Mugsy Simpleton @longfatty.bsky.social · 06/11/2025That is Bruce Lee level shit. Completely "Enter the Dragon." Kind of thing you only learn growing up in San Francisco, or on the plains outside Albuquerque. (Don't miss that left turn.) 010
Mugsy Simpleton @longfatty.bsky.social · 23/10/2025I hate that guy. He only knows how to break things. 020
Mugsy Simpleton @longfatty.bsky.social · 15/10/2025Dissolves in a flash! Your Epssenosis won't know what hit it. Johnson Cure All. (Also resolves congressional blockage.) Ask your representative if you need a big, fat, dripping Johnson in your life. (This message endorsed by Longfatty Corpulated.) 030
Mugsy Simpleton @longfatty.bsky.social · 15/10/2025It's her house. You're really just lucky that she lets you live there. 010
Mugsy Simpleton @longfatty.bsky.social · 06/10/2025Gaaaaah! Are you going to keep it? I mean...congratulations? 010
Mugsy Simpleton @longfatty.bsky.social · 29/09/2025Plus, the guy is tuning his lute in the middle of the song! There's no need for that—it's just pretentious. Makes me think it probably is a chamber pot. 020
Mugsy Simpleton @longfatty.bsky.social · 11/09/2025Can Cats Eat Corn? | PetMD share.google/LQHHmqLmE7uX...share.googleCan Cats Eat Corn?Though corn is a common cat food ingredient, can cats eat corn from the cob? Learn why sharing this veggie might not be smart. 010
Mugsy Simpleton @longfatty.bsky.social · 09/09/2025Why are you buying cat toys? You've already got two. What you NEED is a case of Neosporin. 110
Mugsy Simpleton @longfatty.bsky.social · 09/09/2025That's what Ralph Lauren is going to wear in hell. 000
Mugsy Simpleton @longfatty.bsky.social · 09/09/2025Or we could reduce the cost of care by searching for evidence-based improvements, like in—you know— science. We could try to reduce poverty and give people access to healthier lifestyles. Both those are kind of out of style. Better to let them die. 000
Mugsy Simpleton @longfatty.bsky.social · 03/09/2025I see they already got the pansies and hostas...how did they like your vegtable garden? 020
Mugsy Simpleton @longfatty.bsky.social · 24/08/2025You could do it. Start with something easy like "Jackass" to get the principles figured out, and work their way up to Cyber Truck. 000
Mugsy Simpleton @longfatty.bsky.social · 31/07/2025This is the most interesting post I've seen in weeks. I learned three new things. At least. 010
Mugsy Simpleton @longfatty.bsky.social · 31/07/2025I think that if I ever have a son I will name him Leovigild. Or a daughter, I think that would work. 010
Mugsy Simpleton @longfatty.bsky.social · 28/07/2025...and people have been dying for the past 3 years, probably much longer. At current rates, more people will die. 010
Mugsy Simpleton @longfatty.bsky.social · 15/07/2025It's only because you are the fake history hunter that I will point this out: Congo red wasn't invented until 1884. 010
Mugsy Simpleton @longfatty.bsky.social · 13/06/2025I get it. A bank once told me that having more debt accounts would improve my score. Something about managing multiple lines. I started a savings account instead. 110
