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Sargoth (gyromantically haberdashing iamb)

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It is important to ask, at all times: what kind of a bear, bird, cat, snake or spider are you? Former _ebooks haver and last bastion of weird twitter Linktree: linktr.ee/thegreyweb

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Sargoth (gyromantically haberdashing iamb) @longersky.com · 03/10/2026
why is this scary? well,
Over the next three months, the parish government employed an aggressive pro drinking water campaign
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Sargoth (gyromantically haberdashing iamb) @longersky.com · 03/10/2026
I love youtube found footage horror. They always open with "ever since humans began, the sun has been a source of comfort. humans have always trusted the dawn" and then continue like this
Until february 18 2001
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Sargoth (gyromantically haberdashing iamb) @longersky.com · 02/10/2026
Who am I most like, you say and who am I least like, then ah yes this tracks, tbh
The 12 axis poll result, positing me as a close match to Allende's ChileThe same poll, showing that the leader I'm least similar to is Augusto Pinochet. He famously murdered the dude in the former picture
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Sargoth (gyromantically haberdashing iamb) @longersky.com · 02/10/2026
as I entered the vehicle,
The Richard Scarry apple worm car
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Sargoth (gyromantically haberdashing iamb) @longersky.com · 01/10/2026
you wrang
the words "anomalous signal" with oldtimey video distortions atop them
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Sargoth (gyromantically haberdashing iamb) @longersky.com · 30/09/2026
I had a whack at that nine games thingamabob
A bird story
Civilization 4
Hollow knight
Betrayal in Antara
Deus ex
Dungeon keeper
Europa universalis 4
Ancient domains of mystery
Dishonored
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Sargoth (gyromantically haberdashing iamb) @longersky.com · 27/09/2026
This week's movie was Stalker (1979), a very Soviet film. It wants you to know this specific fact, so much so that it mobilizes every trick of cinematography to tell you
Two yellow-tinted men, uncomfortably close to the camera, saying nothing, expressing nothing, quite possibly thinking nothing, should anyone ask
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Sargoth (gyromantically haberdashing iamb) @longersky.com · 24/09/2026
Me, reacting to news about runaway chatbots
A still from Demolition man (1993). A judge-looking person says, with utmost confidence: I want you to do everything in your power to snare this agent of destruction
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Sargoth (gyromantically haberdashing iamb) @longersky.com · 23/09/2026
People think I made this up, but
Sonic, a hedgehog, morphed into a discussion on whether chatbots are mimics
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Sargoth (gyromantically haberdashing iamb) @longersky.com · 17/09/2026
RIP to the dark energy ending, so heavily foreshadowed (pun intended) and yet so undelivered
Shepard and Tali talking about how the sun is dying faster than it should. We should all fear what happens when stars die faster than they should
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Sargoth (gyromantically haberdashing iamb) @longersky.com · 17/09/2026
Ding dong the wicked statsminister is gone
Headline proclaiming that the prime minister of sweden resigns
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Sargoth (gyromantically haberdashing iamb) @longersky.com · 15/09/2026
It would be very funny if this became one of those extremely pixelated memes that occasionally do the rounds
A post by shady character sargoth (imposing green bird avi):
truly, the most important aspect of a Good Meme is its artifacting, its aura; if it's brand new off the presses, it's suspect, but if it has been cropped, recropped, screenshotted, embedded, reembedded and all manner of reterritorialized - then you know it's the good stuff
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Sargoth (gyromantically haberdashing iamb) @longersky.com · 14/09/2026
it begins AGAIN!
Counted districts: 3 of 6626
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Sargoth (gyromantically haberdashing iamb) @longersky.com · 14/09/2026
Ett annat sätt att säga detta är att utan stödröster hade partiet fått 1,5%. Som tur var kunde M offra 3% i stödröster. Det är oklart hur relationen M/L kommer att formas av detta
An electoral graph showing that 42% of those who voted liberal this time voted moderate last time. Combined with the last graph that showed that two-thirds of liberal voters switched party since last time, this gives a peculiar situation where there does not seem to be a liberal voting block, outside of moderates who want to save the party for strategic reasons
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Sargoth (gyromantically haberdashing iamb) @longersky.com · 14/09/2026
Statsvetare kommer att stirra på den här grafen i årtionden framöver. Folkpartiet tappade två tredjedelar (!!) av sina väljare, som därefter byttes ut mot helt nya väljare. Partiet har bokstavligen ingen lojal väljarbas
An electoral graph showing that only 36% of those who voted Liberal in the last election voted the same again this time around. These numbers should not be possible, and yet
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Sargoth (gyromantically haberdashing iamb) @longersky.com · 13/09/2026
val punkt se let's gooooooooo
Election results page, with 9 out of 6626 districts counted. It's, gonna take a while
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Sargoth (gyromantically haberdashing iamb) @longersky.com · 13/09/2026
like so
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Sargoth (gyromantically haberdashing iamb) @longersky.com · 12/09/2026
Me, attempting - and failing - to explain that poster's bushido is a thing to know, but not a thing to strive for
A man surrounded by armed highwaymen, set to slay him, responding to an offer of clemency with: your bushido nonsense means nothing to us
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Sargoth (gyromantically haberdashing iamb) @longersky.com · 09/09/2026
You know it's good when the settings are off/midi/CD stereo with opera
The Heroes of Might and Magic 2 settings menu
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Sargoth (gyromantically haberdashing iamb) @longersky.com · 09/09/2026
It's starker if you add the preceding year, seeing as it was the proverbial year when nothing happened
The same as the previous image, with the chart going back an additional year. It looks like a coastal town overlooking a westward ocean on a calm day, flat with a few small waves
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Sargoth (gyromantically haberdashing iamb) @longersky.com · 09/09/2026
The price chart is literally this. There was a day it happened
A price chart that begins at $150 in sept last year, then hikes up to $450 in surprisingly few increments, then stays there until this day
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Sargoth (gyromantically haberdashing iamb) @longersky.com · 06/09/2026
the musical episode is Canon I repeat the musical episode is Canon
Captain Pike, head bandaged and with an exasperated expression, asks: are we back in the musical?
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Sargoth (gyromantically haberdashing iamb) @longersky.com · 02/09/2026
Logging on to Bluesky
A still from Cloverfield (2008). A woman in a dusty outfit stares incuriously at the camera, asking: are you aware of Garfield?
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Sargoth (gyromantically haberdashing iamb) @longersky.com · 01/09/2026
How do we introduce the premise to viewers as quickly and effectively as possible? Is there perchance a shortcut we could use to just tell them?
The title screen of Gate, which says outright that a gate was opened to another world, which is why the Japanese defense force fought there
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Sargoth (gyromantically haberdashing iamb) @longersky.com · 29/08/2026
from whence to I know that title *searches* ah yes
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Sargoth (gyromantically haberdashing iamb) @longersky.com · 29/08/2026
tfw it is 40 degrees both in and out and you have absolutely no energy to do anything whatsoever so you just lie on the floor and try to outlast the universe
It is advised to have a good nice carpet, should you enter this fugue state
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Sargoth (gyromantically haberdashing iamb) @longersky.com · 24/08/2026
@dryad.technology @thewellofsongs.bsky.social oh noes
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Sargoth (gyromantically haberdashing iamb) @longersky.com · 23/08/2026
please, Alan
A four-by-four crossword than spells Alan on the upper and leftmost edges. It very carefully does not spell an-
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Sargoth (gyromantically haberdashing iamb) @longersky.com · 23/08/2026
skub shmup
Two posts boosted right next to each other, one about skubs, one about shmuphood. Stonk is having a brond
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Sargoth (gyromantically haberdashing iamb) @longersky.com · 21/08/2026
do not
An informational poster urging you to not
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Sargoth (gyromantically haberdashing iamb) @longersky.com · 20/08/2026
we are the dads now
The posts about being old, one about attending musical events, one about playing rugby, posted mere seconds apart
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Sargoth (gyromantically haberdashing iamb) @longersky.com · 19/08/2026
to quote the source text,
C3PO exclaiming: don't call me a mindless philosopher you overweight glob of grease
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Sargoth (gyromantically haberdashing iamb) @longersky.com · 19/08/2026
images you can hear
Stay on targettoo close
stay on target
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Sargoth (gyromantically haberdashing iamb) @longersky.com · 19/08/2026
just look at this setup and tell me he's not supposed to come off as a goofy hangaround they keep around for legacy reasons, but would yeet at first glimmer of a chance
Three imperial officers standing seriously with serious expressions, and in the middle mr Vader with what can only be described as the expression of a muppet
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Sargoth (gyromantically haberdashing iamb) @longersky.com · 19/08/2026
Chatbot enthusiast: use chatbots maybe? Me:
Darth Vader, saying the line: Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed
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Sargoth (gyromantically haberdashing iamb) @longersky.com · 17/08/2026
*squints* computer, enhance *reverse squints* computer, disenhance reverse the flow of information on this topic
List of bluesky trends: 5. Sonic characters coming to fortnite
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Sargoth (gyromantically haberdashing iamb) @longersky.com · 16/08/2026
is andor at any point subtle in its messaging, leaving you do doubt its message? no no it is not
What are we doing here?Following orders
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Sargoth (gyromantically haberdashing iamb) @longersky.com · 16/08/2026
valley highland
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Sargoth (gyromantically haberdashing iamb) @longersky.com · 16/08/2026
the Episode the Scene the Question
What kind of a being are you?
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Sargoth (gyromantically haberdashing iamb) @longersky.com · 16/08/2026
do I have a favorite scene of this series? oh yes if you remember it, good if you do not, let me just say that sometimes, the most romantic thing you can do is believe in your partner even if they do not fully believe in themselves, and bring them along to watch the fireworks
A big entryway at night, deserted, seen from inside. A very small man walks in through the door, slowly walking towards the camera, underscoring the vastness of the space. Things do not end well for this little man. It is the power of true love
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Sargoth (gyromantically haberdashing iamb) @longersky.com · 16/08/2026
logging on to bluesky
Maavra, of Andor fame, frail and dying and knowing it, standing in front of a window adorned with more greenery than you can count, proclaiming: it's overdue and probably doomed and I'm too old and I don't care anymore
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Sargoth (gyromantically haberdashing iamb) @longersky.com · 15/08/2026
this episode is emotionally devastating. I was no ready ahem, I mean mon mothma rave!
Mon Mothma, raving on a dancefloor that looks every part the renaissance painting, with an expression of pain, abandon, exhaustion and fatigue all barely contained under a socially acceptable mask
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Sargoth (gyromantically haberdashing iamb) @longersky.com · 15/08/2026
Whenever someone says "the left must"
Two conspirators at the non-Wannsee conference colluding, saying: you need a radical insurgency you can count on...Count on for what?You need rebels you can depend on to do the wrong thing
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Sargoth (gyromantically haberdashing iamb) @longersky.com · 15/08/2026
Spoiler for Clerks (1994)
Space robots installing some sort of component in a gigantic structure. You know the one
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Sargoth (gyromantically haberdashing iamb) @longersky.com · 15/08/2026
In the Fellini film Amarcord (1973), there is a lecture on Hegelianism and on how the world spirit finds its natural emanation in the state, but that recent events (literal fascism) had caused a split between the two, which illustrated by a scene where the military opens fire on a church belltower
An imperial officer ordering the troopers to open fire on a bell tower
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Sargoth (gyromantically haberdashing iamb) @longersky.com · 15/08/2026
Did they know what they were doing when they pitted the final fight of Ferrix between a community mourning one of its beloved elders and the naked oppression of the state? You betcha they knew it, leaned into it, and made sure you know it too
A man in parade uniform watches up, fighting spirit in his eyes, as a prerecorded message of the woman to be buried says: "if I could do it again,Perspective has shifted such that we now see the entire square, mourners in one cluster and armed-up police in another. The message continues: I'd wake up early and be fighting these bastardsOne of the policemen tries to stop the recording, which continues: from the startBefore the recording is completely shut off, it utters the imperative: fight the empire!
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Sargoth (gyromantically haberdashing iamb) @longersky.com · 15/08/2026
me, first time watching: do they know he bangers they keep dropping me, second time around, having confirmed they know exactly what they are doing: haha, yes, yes
Stellan Skarsgård, describing just how much he has sacrificed for the rebellion: I'm condemned to use the tools of my enemy to defeat hem
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Sargoth (gyromantically haberdashing iamb) @longersky.com · 15/08/2026
one way out
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Sargoth (gyromantically haberdashing iamb) @longersky.com · 15/08/2026
it can be done
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Sargoth (gyromantically haberdashing iamb) @longersky.com · 15/08/2026
these days will end
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