Reposted by Longboy CaesarAngel Molly 🌈 & Me @mollynme.bsky.social · 04/02/2026givebutter.com/tlrd-donate Bunny was hit by a car while trying to run from the person who shot her point-blank in the chest.givebutter.comDonation FormDonation from for The Little Red Dog 022
Longboy Caesar @longboycaesar.bsky.social · 31/01/2026Nero Griffin was diagnosed with leukemia this week. We're choosing to make him comfortable in the time he has left with us. 240
Longboy Caesar @longboycaesar.bsky.social · 25/01/2026Whoa you guys it is FRE*KING cold out today Why did the news not tell me about this????? 050
Longboy Caesar @longboycaesar.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Ohhgh,, youmst caught me in the middle of chumbling.. 010
Longboy Caesar @longboycaesar.bsky.social · 16/01/2026I hope yous guys has been keeping all yours new years resolutions (i am the new years dog) My resmolutions has been to keep being CUTE and HANDSOMe and it be goign well 150
Longboy Caesar @longboycaesar.bsky.social · 31/12/2025Reminder to all youse guise that all chrimbus cookies will turn to dust at midnight tonight so blease discard any treats that are uneats into your local gomblin 161
Longboy Caesar @longboycaesar.bsky.social · 29/12/2025You guys remember to stock up on discount nog bc this stuff turns illegal again on Jan 1st 130
Longboy Caesar @longboycaesar.bsky.social · 27/12/2025Chrimbus over? Nop. It is now chrimbus 3, and this winter weather has chilled the cheeks of this holiday hound. 050
Longboy Caesar @longboycaesar.bsky.social · 26/12/2025You thoguht chrimbus was over? Wrong, dan. Tobday is chrimbus 2 0135
Longboy Caesar @longboycaesar.bsky.social · 26/12/2025You best believe i got my seasonal chrimbus chicken today too 1173
Longboy Caesar @longboycaesar.bsky.social · 25/12/2025Good news you guys, the grimch has redeemed hims self by vanquishing the chrimbus cuckle. Yuo can learn about it in his new book "how the grinch poured 90 gallons of boiling lead down the chrumbus cuckle's throat" Merry chrimbus you guys!!!! 0103
Longboy Caesar @longboycaesar.bsky.social · 25/12/2025It isp a gobolin's duty to put lights on the traffic cylinders so Santa knows to leave gifts here for some rats 030
Longboy Caesar @longboycaesar.bsky.social · 24/12/2025The eve of chrimbus is upons us folks so it's time to get supercharged with some of that good goblin fuel (tm) 3375
Longboy Caesar @longboycaesar.bsky.social · 23/12/2025Who hash is so good when you aint got a chrimbus cuckle in yuor ear tellin you it stinky (like i do) 030
Longboy Caesar @longboycaesar.bsky.social · 21/12/2025This was going to be the year i gave the grimch an goblin exoneration for stealing chrimbus, but i just found out he went and lost it again. More like "how can the grinch not doing freakin anything right" 060
Longboy Caesar @longboycaesar.bsky.social · 20/12/2025Ok you guys since evrybody was offended and dosgusted at the chrimbus cock's name we have decided to rebrand him as the less offensive chrimbus cuckle. Thank you for reading 070
Longboy Caesar @longboycaesar.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Was out for a walk earlier and a guy walking past us stopped his phone call to say "that's a beautiful dog, man" Anyway here's Nero Griffin's iconic frost breath attack 2121
Longboy Caesar @longboycaesar.bsky.social · 14/12/2025I habve emtered a beutifull wimter womderland ...this womderland sucks im going back inside to sit next to the furnace 020
Longboy Caesar @longboycaesar.bsky.social · 12/12/2025It is beginneng to chill my cheeks outside. Soluteion: become a poler bare 092
Longboy Caesar @longboycaesar.bsky.social · 11/12/2025Bad news everyone, the chrimbus cock has decided to show up to interfere with our holiday cheer and I guess we are all just expected to be okay with it 061
Longboy Caesar @longboycaesar.bsky.social · 08/12/2025Oh no,, a horreble new character has come to encroach all up ons my chrimbus cheer 0134
Reposted by Longboy CaesarAnimal Person @katarob.bsky.social · 06/12/2025@dama2spirits.bsky.social Melvin is searching for his loving mother. #foster 154
Reposted by Longboy CaesarSaffy and Dave Greyhound @houndymayhem.bsky.social · 07/12/2025Dave: Today I went on a pointy walk and I was "Very good boy Dave!". 😊 I'm now waiting for a roast lamb dinner. 😋 Saffy: It was a Christmas walk. Where was our Christmas attire?! 🤨 Dave: I don't think mum's ready for Christmas. She probably isn't ready for today. Just be grateful we're getting fed. 2231
Longboy Caesar @longboycaesar.bsky.social · 07/12/2025It isp the time of chrimbus so that means it is time to honor the long stnanding tradition of "being stared at by a goblin" 0306
Longboy Caesar @longboycaesar.bsky.social · 06/12/2025Ok you guys, I know some's of yous been naugthy this year, so nows the time to come clean and tell the chrimbus goblin all your sins so you can still get on the nice list 010
Longboy Caesar @longboycaesar.bsky.social · 04/12/2025Yepsterday I made wizz on this tree. Tobday? It isp a mighty chrimbus tree. This is the TRUE power of chrimbus cheer 031
Longboy Caesar @longboycaesar.bsky.social · 01/12/2025It's decimber so u guys know what that means: nog is legal again 140
Longboy Caesar @longboycaesar.bsky.social · 28/11/2025It's officially time to put your chrimbus trees up (unless you kept putting off putting yours away since January, in which case time to get some return on investment) 050
Longboy Caesar @longboycaesar.bsky.social · 27/11/2025It is the thabnks of gibing today which means make sure u eat a lot bc you will need to strength to elbow a granny tomorrow at 5 am to get a flat screen tv 040
Longboy Caesar @longboycaesar.bsky.social · 24/11/2025This chrimbus crew is crummbing to your town 040
Longboy Caesar @longboycaesar.bsky.social · 19/11/2025Doign my sleeps practice so i can dream of more sugar plums dancin in my head. Currently dreaming of a number of sugar plums thats too big for anyone to count(6) 041
Longboy Caesar @longboycaesar.bsky.social · 18/11/2025The season of spoopks still lingers, but is no match for a howliday spirit 030
Longboy Caesar @longboycaesar.bsky.social · 13/11/2025You guys guess what time it is (hint: it is chrimbus time) 1203
Longboy Caesar @longboycaesar.bsky.social · 10/11/2025Now that the spooks is over so many gourds habs been kicked to the curb..... heartbreakign 020
Longboy Caesar @longboycaesar.bsky.social · 05/11/2025Ermmm..... he's literally RIGHT behind me, isn't he?? 170
Longboy Caesar @longboycaesar.bsky.social · 01/11/2025I put on the birthday crown And birthday steak i gobble down I eat the steak for turning ten And next year I wills do it again 3101
Longboy Caesar @longboycaesar.bsky.social · 01/11/2025It is i......... the birfhday boy has arrivéd....... 0101
Longboy Caesar @longboycaesar.bsky.social · 31/10/2025I habve had enoufh irl scares this month, so tonight i wilb just read a classic halloween book wifh some classic halloween friends : ) 162
Longboy Caesar @longboycaesar.bsky.social · 30/10/2025This might LOOK like a spooky ghostie behimd me, but its actually an "inflatabble ballon" and there is notheing to be afeared of The blood ghoul behimd me however IS real and you SHOULD fear him greatly 021
Longboy Caesar @longboycaesar.bsky.social · 27/10/2025Concocting a mihgty potion,, in honor of the whitches.. 052
Longboy Caesar @longboycaesar.bsky.social · 24/10/2025Franklin my boy I barely even know you..... 093
