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𝕴𝖓𝖉𝖎𝖌𝖓𝖆𝖓𝖙 𝕯𝖊𝖘𝖊𝖗𝖙 𝕭𝖎𝖗𝖇

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A shape with lion body and the head of a man, A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun, Is moving its slow thighs, while all about it Reel shadows of the indignant desert birbs. W.B. Yeast

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𝕴𝖓𝖉𝖎𝖌𝖓𝖆𝖓𝖙 𝕯𝖊𝖘𝖊𝖗𝖙 𝕭𝖎𝖗𝖇 @longanimus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I for one am ready to join the papal brigades in the fight against the machines.
An orca talking into a microphone
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𝕴𝖓𝖉𝖎𝖌𝖓𝖆𝖓𝖙 𝕯𝖊𝖘𝖊𝖗𝖙 𝕭𝖎𝖗𝖇 @longanimus.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Nyt en saa mielestäni Rydmanin Willeä ja anustappia.
Strphen Kingvs X post: Someone on threads yesterday said that Stephen Miller is what happens when you bury a dildo in the Pet Sematary.
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𝕴𝖓𝖉𝖎𝖌𝖓𝖆𝖓𝖙 𝕯𝖊𝖘𝖊𝖗𝖙 𝕭𝖎𝖗𝖇 @longanimus.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Grey Ericsson rotary telephone
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𝕴𝖓𝖉𝖎𝖌𝖓𝖆𝖓𝖙 𝕯𝖊𝖘𝖊𝖗𝖙 𝕭𝖎𝖗𝖇 @longanimus.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
These people must've never heard of not hating the sinner...
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𝕴𝖓𝖉𝖎𝖌𝖓𝖆𝖓𝖙 𝕯𝖊𝖘𝖊𝖗𝖙 𝕭𝖎𝖗𝖇 @longanimus.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
The series numbers were introduced after. Every BMW model starting in the late 60's has an E for "Entwicklung" (development) number. Until the 2010's when they hit the E90's and switched to F's and G's. The E9 was followed in '75 by the E24, a.k.a. 633 CSi and 635 CSi series. Meet the E10:
Front right view of a BMW E10, a green 1964-1968 BMW 1600.
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𝕴𝖓𝖉𝖎𝖌𝖓𝖆𝖓𝖙 𝕯𝖊𝖘𝖊𝖗𝖙 𝕭𝖎𝖗𝖇 @longanimus.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Yes, bring back nice things. Wind wings, cigar lighter, more dignified to get into and out of than Porsche, tackles speed bumps like a SUV. 1968-1975.
A Baikal blue BMW E9 in profile
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𝕴𝖓𝖉𝖎𝖌𝖓𝖆𝖓𝖙 𝕯𝖊𝖘𝖊𝖗𝖙 𝕭𝖎𝖗𝖇 @longanimus.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
The 2000 CS is a fine classic, but it is not an E9 🧐 The latter was produced from 1968-1975 and has a longer nose to accomodate the M30 straight six engine, with a black grille around the kidneys and twin headlights.
A fjord blue BMW E9
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𝕴𝖓𝖉𝖎𝖌𝖓𝖆𝖓𝖙 𝕯𝖊𝖘𝖊𝖗𝖙 𝕭𝖎𝖗𝖇 @longanimus.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Linus from Peanuts sat at his school desk turns at the girl behind him and says "no one is going to give you the education you need to overthrow them".
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𝕴𝖓𝖉𝖎𝖌𝖓𝖆𝖓𝖙 𝕯𝖊𝖘𝖊𝖗𝖙 𝕭𝖎𝖗𝖇 @longanimus.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Capitain Haddock turns towards Tintin as they both clap at the fakir taking a bow on stage and says "Fucking crap, isn't it?" (in french)
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𝕴𝖓𝖉𝖎𝖌𝖓𝖆𝖓𝖙 𝕯𝖊𝖘𝖊𝖗𝖙 𝕭𝖎𝖗𝖇 @longanimus.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only. #filmsky
A steel-helmeted Klaus Kinski as conquistador Lope de Aguirre, whom you should definitely check out on Wikipedia
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𝕴𝖓𝖉𝖎𝖌𝖓𝖆𝖓𝖙 𝕯𝖊𝖘𝖊𝖗𝖙 𝕭𝖎𝖗𝖇 @longanimus.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
Drawing of two aliens looking up at a crucified man. There's a flying saucer hatch open in the background. One says to the other "You know what we need to do? We need to get the fuck out of here, that's what we need to do we need to do."
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𝕴𝖓𝖉𝖎𝖌𝖓𝖆𝖓𝖙 𝕯𝖊𝖘𝖊𝖗𝖙 𝕭𝖎𝖗𝖇 @longanimus.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Post your favorite Star Treck cahracter. Wrong answers only
Freeman Lowell and drone Huey
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𝕴𝖓𝖉𝖎𝖌𝖓𝖆𝖓𝖙 𝕯𝖊𝖘𝖊𝖗𝖙 𝕭𝖎𝖗𝖇 @longanimus.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Who's solving the Louvre robbery? Right answers only
The team from the TV series Braquo.
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𝕴𝖓𝖉𝖎𝖌𝖓𝖆𝖓𝖙 𝕯𝖊𝖘𝖊𝖗𝖙 𝕭𝖎𝖗𝖇 @longanimus.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Who's solving the Louvre robbery? Right answers only
Nestor Burma as illustrated by Tardi on the foreground on the Quai des Orfèvres in Paris, smoking a pipe. Behind him some uniformed policemen and a squad car.
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𝕴𝖓𝖉𝖎𝖌𝖓𝖆𝖓𝖙 𝕯𝖊𝖘𝖊𝖗𝖙 𝕭𝖎𝖗𝖇 @longanimus.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
It's the naughty bits.
A medieval drawing of a naked man chained to a chair, with what appears to be a peacock diving to assault his naughyy bits with its beak.
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𝕴𝖓𝖉𝖎𝖌𝖓𝖆𝖓𝖙 𝕯𝖊𝖘𝖊𝖗𝖙 𝕭𝖎𝖗𝖇 @longanimus.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Drop an alien that's not from Star Wars or Star Trek
Louis Gossett Jr. as the alien and Dennis Quaid as the earthling in Enemy Mine (1985)
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𝕴𝖓𝖉𝖎𝖌𝖓𝖆𝖓𝖙 𝕯𝖊𝖘𝖊𝖗𝖙 𝕭𝖎𝖗𝖇 @longanimus.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
What appears to be an early colour (or colourised) photograph of Anton Chekhov in full length double breasted greatcoat and cap, reclining on porch stairs with a walking stick in his hand and a dachshund under his other arm.
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𝕴𝖓𝖉𝖎𝖌𝖓𝖆𝖓𝖙 𝕯𝖊𝖘𝖊𝖗𝖙 𝕭𝖎𝖗𝖇 @longanimus.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Picture 1: A pump bottle of soap with "Hello, I'm a paper bottle" in large text on the label. Picture 2: Same with cardboard covering split open to reveal a plastic bottle.
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𝕴𝖓𝖉𝖎𝖌𝖓𝖆𝖓𝖙 𝕯𝖊𝖘𝖊𝖗𝖙 𝕭𝖎𝖗𝖇 @longanimus.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Can I be real for a minute
Picture of jackdaw from above standing on the ground looking up at the camera
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𝕴𝖓𝖉𝖎𝖌𝖓𝖆𝖓𝖙 𝕯𝖊𝖘𝖊𝖗𝖙 𝕭𝖎𝖗𝖇 @longanimus.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Cab you improve on this?
What appears to be an early colour (or colourised) photograph of Anton Chekhov in full length double breasted greatcoat and cap, reclining on porch stairs with a walking stick in his hand and a dachshund under his other arm.
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𝕴𝖓𝖉𝖎𝖌𝖓𝖆𝖓𝖙 𝕯𝖊𝖘𝖊𝖗𝖙 𝕭𝖎𝖗𝖇 @longanimus.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Still of Korean actor Song Young-chan as Im Jeong-dae in Squid Game staring wide eyed at the camera.
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𝕴𝖓𝖉𝖎𝖌𝖓𝖆𝖓𝖙 𝕯𝖊𝖘𝖊𝖗𝖙 𝕭𝖎𝖗𝖇 @longanimus.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Capitain Renauld saying "I'm shocked" to Rick in "Casablanca" when he pretends to be surprised about gambling happening in Rick's café.
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𝕴𝖓𝖉𝖎𝖌𝖓𝖆𝖓𝖙 𝕯𝖊𝖘𝖊𝖗𝖙 𝕭𝖎𝖗𝖇 @longanimus.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Original post: mastodon.energy/@Sustainable...
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𝕴𝖓𝖉𝖎𝖌𝖓𝖆𝖓𝖙 𝕯𝖊𝖘𝖊𝖗𝖙 𝕭𝖎𝖗𝖇 @longanimus.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Original post: mastodon.social/@WnknBlnkn_n...
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𝕴𝖓𝖉𝖎𝖌𝖓𝖆𝖓𝖙 𝕯𝖊𝖘𝖊𝖗𝖙 𝕭𝖎𝖗𝖇 @longanimus.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Walton Goggins as Baby Billy Freeman in a white three piece suit, arms raised and grinning.
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𝕴𝖓𝖉𝖎𝖌𝖓𝖆𝖓𝖙 𝕯𝖊𝖘𝖊𝖗𝖙 𝕭𝖎𝖗𝖇 @longanimus.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Vaalipäivän kunniaksi yhä ajankohtaisempi klassikko vuodelta 1994. #kunnallisvaalit #aluevaalit
In Swedish. A a close up of Arne Anka speaking into an interviewer's microphone. The caption above says "However one voted, the future yet remains a question mark...". Arne says "Well, to quote the Chinese: the future is like a baboon's arse, garish and full of shit...!"
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𝕴𝖓𝖉𝖎𝖌𝖓𝖆𝖓𝖙 𝕯𝖊𝖘𝖊𝖗𝖙 𝕭𝖎𝖗𝖇 @longanimus.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Rebloop with an image of your favorite James Bond (wrong answers only)
Full frontal of Walton Goggins as Reverend Baby Billy Freeman from The Righteous Gemstones water skiing nude.
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𝕴𝖓𝖉𝖎𝖌𝖓𝖆𝖓𝖙 𝕯𝖊𝖘𝖊𝖗𝖙 𝕭𝖎𝖗𝖇 @longanimus.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Shot of tv screen showing "Domina" 2021. Iullus Antonius stands scowling in the foreground with his wife Marcella, seated, looking unhappy, in the background. Both dressed in green. Closed caption: "Nothing."
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𝕴𝖓𝖉𝖎𝖌𝖓𝖆𝖓𝖙 𝕯𝖊𝖘𝖊𝖗𝖙 𝕭𝖎𝖗𝖇 @longanimus.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
The classic
2015 tweet by @jon_snow420:
"god: i have made Mankind
angels: you fucked up a perfectly good monkey is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety"
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𝕴𝖓𝖉𝖎𝖌𝖓𝖆𝖓𝖙 𝕯𝖊𝖘𝖊𝖗𝖙 𝕭𝖎𝖗𝖇 @longanimus.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Alors qu'avec Macron, on peut avoir l'impression que
Cave painting of couple going at it doggystyle
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𝕴𝖓𝖉𝖎𝖌𝖓𝖆𝖓𝖙 𝕯𝖊𝖘𝖊𝖗𝖙 𝕭𝖎𝖗𝖇 @longanimus.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
A hand preparing to fillip a tiger's balls. Text: "2025, here we go"
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𝕴𝖓𝖉𝖎𝖌𝖓𝖆𝖓𝖙 𝕯𝖊𝖘𝖊𝖗𝖙 𝕭𝖎𝖗𝖇 @longanimus.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Liz Truss, waving. All you need to know.
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𝕴𝖓𝖉𝖎𝖌𝖓𝖆𝖓𝖙 𝕯𝖊𝖘𝖊𝖗𝖙 𝕭𝖎𝖗𝖇 @longanimus.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
I knew it! Pharaoh was just a big softy after all.
Yul Brunner posing as Ramesses II on a war chariot with a sphinx in the background.
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𝕴𝖓𝖉𝖎𝖌𝖓𝖆𝖓𝖙 𝕯𝖊𝖘𝖊𝖗𝖙 𝕭𝖎𝖗𝖇 @longanimus.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Didi proposes to cut off Milou's head to show him the way. From the Tintin album The Blue Lotus.
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𝕴𝖓𝖉𝖎𝖌𝖓𝖆𝖓𝖙 𝕯𝖊𝖘𝖊𝖗𝖙 𝕭𝖎𝖗𝖇 @longanimus.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Joaquin Phoenix pulling his tongue as Commodus in Gladiator.
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𝕴𝖓𝖉𝖎𝖌𝖓𝖆𝖓𝖙 𝕯𝖊𝖘𝖊𝖗𝖙 𝕭𝖎𝖗𝖇 @longanimus.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
The energy I'm bringing into 2025
Thomas Piketty making a face on the telly
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𝕴𝖓𝖉𝖎𝖌𝖓𝖆𝖓𝖙 𝕯𝖊𝖘𝖊𝖗𝖙 𝕭𝖎𝖗𝖇 @longanimus.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Without downloading any new pics what’s your energy going into 2025?
Pic of James Franco and another man on the gallows with nooses around their necks from The Ballad of Buster Scruggs
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𝕴𝖓𝖉𝖎𝖌𝖓𝖆𝖓𝖙 𝕯𝖊𝖘𝖊𝖗𝖙 𝕭𝖎𝖗𝖇 @longanimus.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Post a non-religious picture you think as holy
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𝕴𝖓𝖉𝖎𝖌𝖓𝖆𝖓𝖙 𝕯𝖊𝖘𝖊𝖗𝖙 𝕭𝖎𝖗𝖇 @longanimus.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Let's see your lock screen
An Android lock screen with a red rose fading into a black background and an analog clock.
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𝕴𝖓𝖉𝖎𝖌𝖓𝖆𝖓𝖙 𝕯𝖊𝖘𝖊𝖗𝖙 𝕭𝖎𝖗𝖇 @longanimus.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
The bull in the china shop is an extraordinary individual. The china and the shopkeeper are impediments to the shop's destiny. Only the brilliance of the bull can redeem them.
Two frames of The Blue Lotus. Dialogue between Didi and Tintin. Both in identical chinese dress, the former holding a saber.
Didi: Laozi said "One must find the way!" I found it. You must therefore find it also...
Tintin: Is that so?...
Didi: I am going to cut off your head. Then, you will know the truth!
Tintin: ?
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𝕴𝖓𝖉𝖎𝖌𝖓𝖆𝖓𝖙 𝕯𝖊𝖘𝖊𝖗𝖙 𝕭𝖎𝖗𝖇 @longanimus.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
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𝕴𝖓𝖉𝖎𝖌𝖓𝖆𝖓𝖙 𝕯𝖊𝖘𝖊𝖗𝖙 𝕭𝖎𝖗𝖇 @longanimus.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
Like my baby? I suppose I'll have to have a look.
Shiny blue BMW E9 from above
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𝕴𝖓𝖉𝖎𝖌𝖓𝖆𝖓𝖙 𝕯𝖊𝖘𝖊𝖗𝖙 𝕭𝖎𝖗𝖇 @longanimus.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
Asian man with straw hat on a bamboo raft extracting a fish from the mouth of a cormorant.
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𝕴𝖓𝖉𝖎𝖌𝖓𝖆𝖓𝖙 𝕯𝖊𝖘𝖊𝖗𝖙 𝕭𝖎𝖗𝖇 @longanimus.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
There's worse. Yet we endure.
Screenshot of Finnish English translator where Kamala (fin) translates to Horrible (eng).
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𝕴𝖓𝖉𝖎𝖌𝖓𝖆𝖓𝖙 𝕯𝖊𝖘𝖊𝖗𝖙 𝕭𝖎𝖗𝖇 @longanimus.bsky.social · 28/09/2024
Serendipity
Screenshot of the post this one is responding to with the next one on my timeline, linking to an article in Der Postillon titled: "Quiz: Sind Sie deutsch genug oder müssen Sie von der AfD deportiert Werden?"
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𝕴𝖓𝖉𝖎𝖌𝖓𝖆𝖓𝖙 𝕯𝖊𝖘𝖊𝖗𝖙 𝕭𝖎𝖗𝖇 @longanimus.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1,368,827!
The number as in the text.
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𝕴𝖓𝖉𝖎𝖌𝖓𝖆𝖓𝖙 𝕯𝖊𝖘𝖊𝖗𝖙 𝕭𝖎𝖗𝖇 @longanimus.bsky.social · 28/08/2024
What's your current social media strategy ?
Swedish cartoon character Arne Anka, a pint in one hand and a ciggy in the other, facing the viewer with a bored/boozy expression, says "Thinking before speaking is like wiping your butt before shitting...".
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𝕴𝖓𝖉𝖎𝖌𝖓𝖆𝖓𝖙 𝕯𝖊𝖘𝖊𝖗𝖙 𝕭𝖎𝖗𝖇 @longanimus.bsky.social · 21/08/2024
Two glum men in suits sit in an office. One in the foreground (John Cleese) stares down. A cheerful fairy godmother dressed in gold (Eric Idle) stands above the other (Michael Palin) waving a magic wand.
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𝕴𝖓𝖉𝖎𝖌𝖓𝖆𝖓𝖙 𝕯𝖊𝖘𝖊𝖗𝖙 𝕭𝖎𝖗𝖇 @longanimus.bsky.social · 19/08/2024
You robbed a bank. Who's driving the getaway car?
Tank commander Oddball (Donald Sutherland in Kelly's Heroes) astride his Sherman tank greets the viewer with both arms raised.
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𝕴𝖓𝖉𝖎𝖌𝖓𝖆𝖓𝖙 𝕯𝖊𝖘𝖊𝖗𝖙 𝕭𝖎𝖗𝖇 @longanimus.bsky.social · 16/08/2024
Gonna skip the 20 book covers over 20 days and just start posting now and then, with or without commentary, the cover a book that has inspired me over the years. We'll start with Frank Frazetta introducing teenage me to George McDonald Frazer's brilliant Flashman series.
A cover of George MacDonald Frazer's "Flashman at the Charge". A 19th century cavalryman is charging directly at the viewer holding a lance. Both horse and rider have a panicky expression. A nekkid lady is laid across the horse in front of the rider. His gloved left hand rests on her ample bottom. Shapes of more charging riders can be seen in the dust behind them. Thr blurbs say "Winner of the Playboy award for the best novel of the year" and "Thr all-time ace of boudoir Olympics is back in action".
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