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cranky genX nerd. she/her, married. ride bikes, play videogames. Road racing, MTB XC, cyclocross. PCMR and Apple dickrider, yes I swing both ways. Destiny 2, Stardew Valley and a completely backlogged Steam library.

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lonefrontranger @lonefrontranger.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I don’t have anything profound to say so I’ll pass along something that’s circulating on other platforms: “everyone get kinder and gaudier now” — various (twitter, tumblr, instagram, threads, etc.)
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lonefrontranger @lonefrontranger.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
thesis: the Visma curse may have been transferred to UAE. side note Wout van Aert remains the most reliable UAE pest control service in pro men’s cycling.
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lonefrontranger @lonefrontranger.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
sigh. I know it’s just bike racing and shit happens, and I know it’s immature as hell but I have a deep desire right now to give Kevin Vauquelin a massive wedgie and shove him into a locker.
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lonefrontranger @lonefrontranger.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
sometimes it seems like pellizzari and del toro share one single braincell between them and it’s dependent on the day as to which one has it :/
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lonefrontranger @lonefrontranger.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
I can gleefully hatewatch UAE’s hapless fumbling and still hold compassion for Wellens and that poor domestique in the KBK heli shot getting a right shouting at by the UAE team car all while their leader was at the bottom of a ditch and they had 0 sprinters left at the front like wtf man
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lonefrontranger @lonefrontranger.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
happy 18th birthday to a local legend: Blucifer the unhinged 10 meter tall blue horse sculpture that welcomes travelers to the Denver airport. our demonic DIA mascot is now old enough to vote and buy lottery tickets. www.instagram.com/p/DUn_UvakTQ...
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lonefrontranger @lonefrontranger.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
throwing shade at AJ August for winning a flat sprint against classics riders with 10 years more experience and 15 kg more muscle only after it was obvious Ben Turner wouldn’t catch is why I claim most cycling fans have got the brainworms or they hate americans which, yea fair just say that
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lonefrontranger @lonefrontranger.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
the Dutch team absolutely woke up and chose violence for Hulst WC CX weekend and that’s all I have to say about that
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lonefrontranger @lonefrontranger.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Thibau Nys you chaotic little flop gremlin, you make this sport so entertaining
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lonefrontranger @lonefrontranger.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
I went and battled the wind today for dumb reasons but came back with some photos for my troubles. @billylezard.bsky.social it’s not a bridge but it is a fun photo spot
a blue Tarmac road bike parked up on the Fox Park dirt jumps entrance in Gunbarrel, Colorado. The handmade sign behind it reads: “Respect the trails. Wear a helmet. Do not ride when wet. Dig to ride. Background features the dirt jump park and bits of Gunbarrel.a blue Tarmac road bike parked up on the Fox Park dirt jumps entrance in Gunbarrel, Colorado. The handmade sign behind it reads: “Respect the trails. Wear a helmet. Do not ride when wet. Dig to ride. Background features bits of Gunbarrel, the foothills and a bit of the Indian Peaks.
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lonefrontranger @lonefrontranger.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
I want Baloise to pick up Andrew Strohmeyer. Do it Sven, I dare you. He’s already riding for a Trek sponsored team.
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lonefrontranger @lonefrontranger.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
did my first esports event in Rouvy today, felt great and wasn’t last, but man my poor gravel bike isn’t geared for online racing :/
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lonefrontranger @lonefrontranger.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
said farewell today to the best cat I’ve ever had, my heart pet. Go with grace Pixel, 19 years was a good run.
my heart cat Pixel, a seal mitted Ragdoll with a star and white chin. Taken in his youth next to some bright pink peonies
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lonefrontranger @lonefrontranger.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Me: “oh hey it’s nice out, let’s take the cat for a walk” suddenly: *many sirens* *800 coyotes on open space two blocks away start yipping* *every dog in a 2km radius starts barking and howling* *cat is now under the bed*
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lonefrontranger @lonefrontranger.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
y’all i just added fresh grated nutmeg to a spinach bacon frittata and I may just need to revisit the notion I peaked in high school because holy shit
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lonefrontranger @lonefrontranger.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
my siblings in christ if you work in any global/international business media systems whatever for the love of gods little green apples USE ISO STANDARD DATE FORMATS i dun wanna be sat here tryna figure out if you mean 2 september or 9 february argh
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lonefrontranger @lonefrontranger.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
mmm fresh calimari
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Tonke @tonke.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
See you January 4th in Zonhoven Jasper (or maybe not 😂) #crossiscoming #JasperPhilipsen
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lonefrontranger @lonefrontranger.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Torstein Træen I apologize my man I was not familiar with your game. my 2025 Vuelta nomination for “best rider you never heard of before now” #lavuelta2025
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lonefrontranger @lonefrontranger.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Reposting this halfway through the most chaotic Vuelta in the history of a race famed for chaos because oh my giddy aunt 2025 has been the year of pro cycling wtfery that just keeps on giving
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lonefrontranger @lonefrontranger.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
oh glory it’s 0500 and there’s a literal bird war going on outside my window
meme. a woodpecker doing his thing outside a hole where a great horned owl is peering out looking grouchy. meme text reads “could you fuckin not?”
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lonefrontranger @lonefrontranger.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
@zoeface44.bsky.social Mathieu posted a bike on a bridge for you
capture from MvdP 04Sep2025 insta reel of his white Canyon Aeroad on a mossy bridge
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lonefrontranger @lonefrontranger.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
yeah okay red definitely suits him 🐝♥️ #jonasinred #lavuelta2025
Jonas Vingegaard in the red Vuelta a Espana leaders jersey. He is smiling and holding up a TeiTei (Vuelta bull mascot) stuffie
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lonefrontranger @lonefrontranger.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
have a lovely 30 second ride along with Jonas Vingegaard in the rain with the Vuelta broadcast moto, this POV is probably my favorite clip recently www.instagram.com/reel/DOEfrsD...
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lonefrontranger @lonefrontranger.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
for anyone who cares: I can confirm that SRAM E1 brakes function far better in shitty conditions than the Red22 / prior generation and also don’t howl constantly when wet. Theyll make a bit of noise at first in the rain but tbf all bicycle discs do regardless of platform / type.
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lonefrontranger @lonefrontranger.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Sepp Kuss with the mad skilz I remember from his days winning mtb natz in college people be like “___ would be a world class roadie just look at these numbers” with zero notion of what that actually means mentally or skill wise www.instagram.com/reel/DNyaDr7...
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lonefrontranger @lonefrontranger.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
guys I am worried about this final km for Vuelta Stage 3 I am not gonna lie… doesn’t really get steep either (5% ish) so those guys will be flying. last corner is at 100m, and that uturn at 650m gives me the heebie-jeebies. streets are narrow.
street map shot of 2025 Vuelta a Espana Stage 3 final kilometre
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lonefrontranger @lonefrontranger.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Jonas Vingegaard bro I owe you an apology, I was not familiar with your game. *watches back last 30k of that stage* thinking “jesus christ it’s Jason Bourne”
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lonefrontranger @lonefrontranger.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
today’s adventures in the wildlands-urban interface: a wild turkey decided to take up residence in our next door neighbor’s yard. this was just before sunset and it’s now roosting on their garage roof.
next door neighbors two vehicles plus one rather large wild turkey
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lonefrontranger @lonefrontranger.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
just a quick interlude to remind everyone of how good this man looks in Carrefour red. #gckuss 🐝
Sepp Kuss in the 2023 Vuelta in the red leader’s jersey with a custom red Cervelo and the team’s highlights of red, pink and yellow bands on the bike fork and shorts hem.

no matter what gets said about Sepp’s win or the team dynamic that got him there, he looks amazing in this color.
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lonefrontranger @lonefrontranger.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
part Jonas and 🐝 slander and part abject zoomer shitpost nonsense yet I am here for it www.instagram.com/reel/DMvOMU8...
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lonefrontranger @lonefrontranger.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
preach. don’t just ask the women about this either www.instagram.com/p/DNAHZQqIgU...
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lonefrontranger @lonefrontranger.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Cian! a top-10 at San Sebastián his first race back!! 🤞🐝 early days but here’s hoping for full recovery and a good finish to his year
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Peter Flax @pflax1.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
One way I've changed over the years is accepting however folks ride bikes. I don't care what you wear when you ride. I don't care if you slam your stem. I don't care if you use a mirror. I don't care about caps vs hats. I don't care if you ride an e-bike. As long as you're not a jerk, I don't care.
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lonefrontranger @lonefrontranger.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Got some MAAP kit on sale and have to say that the women’s bibs are insanely comfortable and the aprons are the best design I’ve worn probably ever the long sleeve summer mesh jersey in Jayco violet without team logos is also extremely good. hate how expensive the stuff is generally but imo worth
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lonefrontranger @lonefrontranger.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
@zoeface44.bsky.social, @coldutourmalet.me and all you 🐝s I went for a cruise on behalf of poor Remco and brought you some bridge photos @katie13.bsky.social I ordered some of those aero gripgrap gloves, they’re very comfortable unfortunately they only come in white or black.
a blue Specialized Tarmac SL8 on an open space bridge with a farm and the Flatirons in the background a blue Specialized Tarmac SL8 with an open space bridge and the Flatirons in the background Cockpit of a limited edition S-Works Tarmac SL8 with Roval aero integrated bar/stem, SRAM Red E1, a Karoo hammerhead, Roval CLX aero rim shod with Turbo cotton 30mm blackwall tires (sorry the tan looks bad on this color frame) and my right hand with GripGrab aero gauntlet glove in white for hot summer days
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lonefrontranger @lonefrontranger.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
all you 🐝 fans repeat after me: MID 👏 MOUNTAIN 👏 STAGES 👏 ARE 👏 NOT 👏 TO 👏 JONAS’ 👏 ADVANTAGE there was literally zero rationale for JV to attack today. Patience and resilience is Jonas’ superpower. he was so serene in today’s interview that if I were UAE I would be very concerned.
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lonefrontranger @lonefrontranger.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
well I was going to try to ride after work tonight…
a screenshot of the local weather app with the temperature layer turned on, showing readings ranging between 35-41C at 17:00

latitude 40N, altitude +/- 1600m

in technical language it’s hotter than the hammered down hinges of hades
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lonefrontranger @lonefrontranger.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
hi TDF followers and Visma 🐝 fans, I hope everyone stays encouraged. I think a lot of factors are at play so don’t despair I am so, so stoked for riders like Vauquelin, and shoutout to LORGE boi Iván Romeo for a brilliant ride! personal high points: EDO!! 🤍💙🤍 and Remco is so adorable in 🤍🤍🤍
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lonefrontranger @lonefrontranger.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
oh neat, the day I decided to work remote to do focus tasks the neighbors are installing a patio and using a tile saw 🫠
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lonefrontranger @lonefrontranger.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
fuck. poor Jasper can’t find luck anywhere
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lonefrontranger @lonefrontranger.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
@zoeface44.bsky.social I got you some bridge photos but with my gravel bike not the Tarmac
A cream and rose gold CruX against a bridge with a gravel trail and a pasture in the background different angle of a cream and gold CruX gravel bike against a bridge with a sunny sky with puffy clouds and the Front Range in the background a different angle of the cream and gold CruX leaning against a bridge parapet with the Flatirons in the background a cream and gold CruX leaning against a bridge with a gravel trail, the flatirons and possible thunderstorms developing in the distance
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lonefrontranger @lonefrontranger.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
my goats at reddit doing the lords work www.reddit.com/r/pelotonmem...
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lonefrontranger @lonefrontranger.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
one of the hottest hardest races I’ve done in ages is complete. 50k, top-20 overall out of 127 ladies who started and did 50k in just a tick over 2 hours. husband absolutely smashed the 120k course and finished 15th overall.
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lonefrontranger @lonefrontranger.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
my 83 year old mom: “I thought Ion Izagirre retired.” me: … … … “since *when* have you been keeping track of random obscure Basque climbers from ten years ago?!” (taught her awhile back that PCS is a thing, and inadvertently created a monster) I am speechless.
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lonefrontranger @lonefrontranger.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Tibor is nothing if not committed to his remarkable meme persona
a long list of cyclocross races during the 2025-26 Kerstperiode running from 20.12.2025-04.01.2026 with only 4 open days. Below is a reply from Tibor Del Grosso saying “what are the odds I do em all”
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lonefrontranger @lonefrontranger.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Lest we forget this Father’s Day comes with sorrow for a family who will never see their son ride home
twitter capture of @NairoInGreen saying the important things out loud. 16th June is 2 years since the death of Gino Mader, make good on his legacy by trying to make the world a better place today.

below is a black and white photograph of Gino smiling that is captioned “In Loving Memory, Gino Mader, 04.01.1997-16.06.2023
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lonefrontranger @lonefrontranger.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
much meme potential in one photo
Dauphine S6: Remco lobs an empty bidon over Pogi’s and Jonas’ heads while Matteo and Bardet look on and Mas grimaces in the background
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lonefrontranger @lonefrontranger.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
*dons tinfoil hat* a) is Pogi’s result today a random fluke, reasonable form dip pre-TDF, an actual concern or just playing coy? b) is Visma too eager to throw hands early and risking being overcooked in July? past performance sorta contraindicates 4th dimensional chess by UAE but ya never know
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lonefrontranger @lonefrontranger.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
watching back the last 3k of Dauphine S2 you can literally see the instant Pogi saw the sprinters go into full murderball swervo mode, said to himself “fuck this shit entirely” and dropped thru the field into safe zone.
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