lonefrontranger @lonefrontranger.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I don’t have anything profound to say so I’ll pass along something that’s circulating on other platforms: “everyone get kinder and gaudier now” — various (twitter, tumblr, instagram, threads, etc.) 010
lonefrontranger @lonefrontranger.bsky.social · 11/05/2026thesis: the Visma curse may have been transferred to UAE. side note Wout van Aert remains the most reliable UAE pest control service in pro men’s cycling. 1170
lonefrontranger @lonefrontranger.bsky.social · 20/04/2026sigh. I know it’s just bike racing and shit happens, and I know it’s immature as hell but I have a deep desire right now to give Kevin Vauquelin a massive wedgie and shove him into a locker. 110
lonefrontranger @lonefrontranger.bsky.social · 13/03/2026sometimes it seems like pellizzari and del toro share one single braincell between them and it’s dependent on the day as to which one has it :/ 060
lonefrontranger @lonefrontranger.bsky.social · 02/03/2026I can gleefully hatewatch UAE’s hapless fumbling and still hold compassion for Wellens and that poor domestique in the KBK heli shot getting a right shouting at by the UAE team car all while their leader was at the bottom of a ditch and they had 0 sprinters left at the front like wtf man 080
lonefrontranger @lonefrontranger.bsky.social · 12/02/2026happy 18th birthday to a local legend: Blucifer the unhinged 10 meter tall blue horse sculpture that welcomes travelers to the Denver airport. our demonic DIA mascot is now old enough to vote and buy lottery tickets. www.instagram.com/p/DUn_UvakTQ...instagram.comInstagramCreate an account or log in to Instagram - Share what you're into with the people who get you. 010
lonefrontranger @lonefrontranger.bsky.social · 07/02/2026throwing shade at AJ August for winning a flat sprint against classics riders with 10 years more experience and 15 kg more muscle only after it was obvious Ben Turner wouldn’t catch is why I claim most cycling fans have got the brainworms or they hate americans which, yea fair just say that 020
lonefrontranger @lonefrontranger.bsky.social · 02/02/2026the Dutch team absolutely woke up and chose violence for Hulst WC CX weekend and that’s all I have to say about that 120
lonefrontranger @lonefrontranger.bsky.social · 04/01/2026Thibau Nys you chaotic little flop gremlin, you make this sport so entertaining 160
lonefrontranger @lonefrontranger.bsky.social · 13/12/2025I went and battled the wind today for dumb reasons but came back with some photos for my troubles. @billylezard.bsky.social it’s not a bridge but it is a fun photo spot 370
lonefrontranger @lonefrontranger.bsky.social · 01/12/2025I want Baloise to pick up Andrew Strohmeyer. Do it Sven, I dare you. He’s already riding for a Trek sponsored team. 000
lonefrontranger @lonefrontranger.bsky.social · 28/11/2025did my first esports event in Rouvy today, felt great and wasn’t last, but man my poor gravel bike isn’t geared for online racing :/ 000
lonefrontranger @lonefrontranger.bsky.social · 27/10/2025said farewell today to the best cat I’ve ever had, my heart pet. Go with grace Pixel, 19 years was a good run. 8421
lonefrontranger @lonefrontranger.bsky.social · 12/10/2025Me: “oh hey it’s nice out, let’s take the cat for a walk” suddenly: *many sirens* *800 coyotes on open space two blocks away start yipping* *every dog in a 2km radius starts barking and howling* *cat is now under the bed* 030
lonefrontranger @lonefrontranger.bsky.social · 10/10/2025y’all i just added fresh grated nutmeg to a spinach bacon frittata and I may just need to revisit the notion I peaked in high school because holy shit 050
lonefrontranger @lonefrontranger.bsky.social · 09/10/2025my siblings in christ if you work in any global/international business media systems whatever for the love of gods little green apples USE ISO STANDARD DATE FORMATS i dun wanna be sat here tryna figure out if you mean 2 september or 9 february argh 130
Reposted by lonefrontrangerTonke @tonke.bsky.social · 22/09/2025See you January 4th in Zonhoven Jasper (or maybe not 😂) #crossiscoming #JasperPhilipsen 8685
lonefrontranger @lonefrontranger.bsky.social · 11/09/2025Torstein Træen I apologize my man I was not familiar with your game. my 2025 Vuelta nomination for “best rider you never heard of before now” #lavuelta2025 1300
lonefrontranger @lonefrontranger.bsky.social · 06/09/2025Reposting this halfway through the most chaotic Vuelta in the history of a race famed for chaos because oh my giddy aunt 2025 has been the year of pro cycling wtfery that just keeps on giving 010
lonefrontranger @lonefrontranger.bsky.social · 05/09/2025oh glory it’s 0500 and there’s a literal bird war going on outside my window 1231
lonefrontranger @lonefrontranger.bsky.social · 05/09/2025@zoeface44.bsky.social Mathieu posted a bike on a bridge for you 1120
lonefrontranger @lonefrontranger.bsky.social · 03/09/2025yeah okay red definitely suits him 🐝♥️ #jonasinred #lavuelta2025 070
lonefrontranger @lonefrontranger.bsky.social · 02/09/2025have a lovely 30 second ride along with Jonas Vingegaard in the rain with the Vuelta broadcast moto, this POV is probably my favorite clip recently www.instagram.com/reel/DOEfrsD...instagram.comLogin • InstagramWelcome back to Instagram. Sign in to check out what your friends, family & interests have been capturing & sharing around the world. 030
lonefrontranger @lonefrontranger.bsky.social · 31/08/2025for anyone who cares: I can confirm that SRAM E1 brakes function far better in shitty conditions than the Red22 / prior generation and also don’t howl constantly when wet. Theyll make a bit of noise at first in the rain but tbf all bicycle discs do regardless of platform / type. 030
lonefrontranger @lonefrontranger.bsky.social · 25/08/2025Sepp Kuss with the mad skilz I remember from his days winning mtb natz in college people be like “___ would be a world class roadie just look at these numbers” with zero notion of what that actually means mentally or skill wise www.instagram.com/reel/DNyaDr7...instagram.comLogin • InstagramWelcome back to Instagram. Sign in to check out what your friends, family & interests have been capturing & sharing around the world. 130
lonefrontranger @lonefrontranger.bsky.social · 25/08/2025guys I am worried about this final km for Vuelta Stage 3 I am not gonna lie… doesn’t really get steep either (5% ish) so those guys will be flying. last corner is at 100m, and that uturn at 650m gives me the heebie-jeebies. streets are narrow. 360
lonefrontranger @lonefrontranger.bsky.social · 24/08/2025Jonas Vingegaard bro I owe you an apology, I was not familiar with your game. *watches back last 30k of that stage* thinking “jesus christ it’s Jason Bourne” 0170
lonefrontranger @lonefrontranger.bsky.social · 19/08/2025today’s adventures in the wildlands-urban interface: a wild turkey decided to take up residence in our next door neighbor’s yard. this was just before sunset and it’s now roosting on their garage roof. 030
lonefrontranger @lonefrontranger.bsky.social · 17/08/2025just a quick interlude to remind everyone of how good this man looks in Carrefour red. #gckuss 🐝 2364
lonefrontranger @lonefrontranger.bsky.social · 09/08/2025part Jonas and 🐝 slander and part abject zoomer shitpost nonsense yet I am here for it www.instagram.com/reel/DMvOMU8... 020
lonefrontranger @lonefrontranger.bsky.social · 08/08/2025preach. don’t just ask the women about this either www.instagram.com/p/DNAHZQqIgU...instagram.comLogin • InstagramWelcome back to Instagram. Sign in to check out what your friends, family & interests have been capturing & sharing around the world. 000
lonefrontranger @lonefrontranger.bsky.social · 02/08/2025Cian! a top-10 at San Sebastián his first race back!! 🤞🐝 early days but here’s hoping for full recovery and a good finish to his year 050
Reposted by lonefrontrangerPeter Flax @pflax1.bsky.social · 31/07/2025One way I've changed over the years is accepting however folks ride bikes. I don't care what you wear when you ride. I don't care if you slam your stem. I don't care if you use a mirror. I don't care about caps vs hats. I don't care if you ride an e-bike. As long as you're not a jerk, I don't care. 2818
lonefrontranger @lonefrontranger.bsky.social · 27/07/2025Got some MAAP kit on sale and have to say that the women’s bibs are insanely comfortable and the aprons are the best design I’ve worn probably ever the long sleeve summer mesh jersey in Jayco violet without team logos is also extremely good. hate how expensive the stuff is generally but imo worth 020
lonefrontranger @lonefrontranger.bsky.social · 19/07/2025@zoeface44.bsky.social, @coldutourmalet.me and all you 🐝s I went for a cruise on behalf of poor Remco and brought you some bridge photos @katie13.bsky.social I ordered some of those aero gripgrap gloves, they’re very comfortable unfortunately they only come in white or black. 280
lonefrontranger @lonefrontranger.bsky.social · 14/07/2025all you 🐝 fans repeat after me: MID 👏 MOUNTAIN 👏 STAGES 👏 ARE 👏 NOT 👏 TO 👏 JONAS’ 👏 ADVANTAGE there was literally zero rationale for JV to attack today. Patience and resilience is Jonas’ superpower. he was so serene in today’s interview that if I were UAE I would be very concerned. 191
lonefrontranger @lonefrontranger.bsky.social · 09/07/2025well I was going to try to ride after work tonight… 110
lonefrontranger @lonefrontranger.bsky.social · 09/07/2025hi TDF followers and Visma 🐝 fans, I hope everyone stays encouraged. I think a lot of factors are at play so don’t despair I am so, so stoked for riders like Vauquelin, and shoutout to LORGE boi Iván Romeo for a brilliant ride! personal high points: EDO!! 🤍💙🤍 and Remco is so adorable in 🤍🤍🤍 140
lonefrontranger @lonefrontranger.bsky.social · 09/07/2025oh neat, the day I decided to work remote to do focus tasks the neighbors are installing a patio and using a tile saw 🫠 120
lonefrontranger @lonefrontranger.bsky.social · 07/07/2025fuck. poor Jasper can’t find luck anywhere 030
lonefrontranger @lonefrontranger.bsky.social · 05/07/2025@zoeface44.bsky.social I got you some bridge photos but with my gravel bike not the Tarmac 1100
lonefrontranger @lonefrontranger.bsky.social · 30/06/2025my goats at reddit doing the lords work www.reddit.com/r/pelotonmem...reddit.comFrom the pelotonmemes community on Reddit: pro cycling as text posts | part 1Explore this post and more from the pelotonmemes community 020
lonefrontranger @lonefrontranger.bsky.social · 22/06/2025one of the hottest hardest races I’ve done in ages is complete. 50k, top-20 overall out of 127 ladies who started and did 50k in just a tick over 2 hours. husband absolutely smashed the 120k course and finished 15th overall. 160
lonefrontranger @lonefrontranger.bsky.social · 21/06/2025my 83 year old mom: “I thought Ion Izagirre retired.” me: … … … “since *when* have you been keeping track of random obscure Basque climbers from ten years ago?!” (taught her awhile back that PCS is a thing, and inadvertently created a monster) I am speechless. 090
lonefrontranger @lonefrontranger.bsky.social · 17/06/2025Tibor is nothing if not committed to his remarkable meme persona 160
lonefrontranger @lonefrontranger.bsky.social · 16/06/2025Lest we forget this Father’s Day comes with sorrow for a family who will never see their son ride home 020
lonefrontranger @lonefrontranger.bsky.social · 11/06/2025*dons tinfoil hat* a) is Pogi’s result today a random fluke, reasonable form dip pre-TDF, an actual concern or just playing coy? b) is Visma too eager to throw hands early and risking being overcooked in July? past performance sorta contraindicates 4th dimensional chess by UAE but ya never know 320
lonefrontranger @lonefrontranger.bsky.social · 10/06/2025watching back the last 3k of Dauphine S2 you can literally see the instant Pogi saw the sprinters go into full murderball swervo mode, said to himself “fuck this shit entirely” and dropped thru the field into safe zone. 4190