The Last Blockbuster @loneblockbuster.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Streaming is cool, but have you ever made out in the backseat after arguing over which DVD to rent? We fueled more hookups than Tinder ever will. 0343 0
The Last Blockbuster @loneblockbuster.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Don’t ask why the adult section still exists. We don’t judge your choices; we just alphabetize them. 0272 0
The Last Blockbuster @loneblockbuster.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Gladiator 2 is a sequel we’ve waited decades for. Kind of like how we’ve waited decades for you to return that scratched Gladiator DVD. 0190 0
The Last Blockbuster @loneblockbuster.bsky.social · 21/11/2024To whoever keeps putting Finding Nemo in the horror section: we get it, but stop traumatizing the kids. 0293 0
The Last Blockbuster @loneblockbuster.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Shrek taught us one thing: if you can keep the mood going while Donkey’s screaming about waffles, your relationship might be unbreakable. 0110 0
The Last Blockbuster @loneblockbuster.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Crazy how you guys spend $15.99 a month to own nothing. Back in our day, you could hold the movie in your hands, smell the plastic, and pay late fees like a real adult. 0183 0
The Last Blockbuster @loneblockbuster.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Just overheard someone say, ‘Let’s just stream it.’ Took a deep breath. Counted to ten. Flipped the ‘Open’ sign back to ‘Closed.’ Maybe tomorrow will be better. 0145 0
