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Lone Audience of the Apocalypse

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(They/Them). Bootless inquisitor. Martyr to the moving image.

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Lone Audience of the Apocalypse @loneaudience.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Breathlessly anticipating whatever insanity this exchange leads to
Radu Jude doing an AMA. The questioner requests "Please more gay!" Jude responds "I will do my best!!!"
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Lone Audience of the Apocalypse @loneaudience.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Escape from Monkey Island... Now in scurvy-inducing 3D!
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Lone Audience of the Apocalypse @loneaudience.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Ahti in Alan Wake 2 cursing Swedes in Finnish
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Lone Audience of the Apocalypse @loneaudience.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
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Lone Audience of the Apocalypse @loneaudience.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
John Lithgow in the 1981 film Blow Out, portraying JK Rowling in the year 2025
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Lone Audience of the Apocalypse @loneaudience.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
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Lone Audience of the Apocalypse @loneaudience.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
The Dead (1987)Los OlvidadosFruit of ParadiseMilestones
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Lone Audience of the Apocalypse @loneaudience.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
You know it really must suck knowing that everyone on earth justifiably wants to see you dead. That just makes it funnier
Emerald Elon Musk whining about how unfair it is that everyone on earth wants to see him and his fellow billionaires rotting in a ditch somewhere while vultures have at their bulging eyeballs
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Lone Audience of the Apocalypse @loneaudience.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Last known photograph of Blue sky user The Lone Audience of the Apocalypse
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Lone Audience of the Apocalypse @loneaudience.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
STOP THE STEAL
People Magazine naming Jim from The fucking Office the Sexiest Man Alive as though anyone anywhere believes that
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Lone Audience of the Apocalypse @loneaudience.bsky.social · 28/06/2024
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Lone Audience of the Apocalypse @loneaudience.bsky.social · 27/06/2024
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Lone Audience of the Apocalypse @loneaudience.bsky.social · 26/06/2024
Its differentiation from other forms of art ceases to assert itself as our cultural landscape is increasingly flattened into a corporatized, consumerist nightmare.
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Lone Audience of the Apocalypse @loneaudience.bsky.social · 20/06/2024
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Lone Audience of the Apocalypse @loneaudience.bsky.social · 20/06/2024
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Lone Audience of the Apocalypse @loneaudience.bsky.social · 15/06/2024
X AE A-Xii Musk modeling the Tesla Robot Nanny
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Lone Audience of the Apocalypse @loneaudience.bsky.social · 05/06/2024
BREAKING: Evangeline Lilly has locked herself in a cage to protest Hollywood's onerous vaccination requirements.
News photograph of Evangeline Lilly rotting away in a fetid polar bear cage
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Lone Audience of the Apocalypse @loneaudience.bsky.social · 26/05/2024
In which the Niktoons eugenicists claim not to condone violenceMr. and Mrs. Dexter's Laboratory claiming they "wouldn't do anything behind closed doors [they] wouldn't do in public," inadvertantly confirming all we inferred about their sex life
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Lone Audience of the Apocalypse @loneaudience.bsky.social · 15/05/2024
Really?
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Lone Audience of the Apocalypse @loneaudience.bsky.social · 02/05/2024
Joseph Robinette Biden Sr delivering a press conference
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Lone Audience of the Apocalypse @loneaudience.bsky.social · 02/05/2024
Going with two 195 minute classics
Robert Kramer and John Douglas's Milestones, a depiction of the radical left diaspora of the early 1970s, a precursor to Thomas Pynchon's Vineland (195 minutes)Peter Greenaway's masterpiece The Falls, a catalog of imaginary victims of an unexplained cataclysm, all of whose names start with "Fall-". At the intersection of Nabokov and Bolaño, Luis Buñuel and Hollis Frampton (195 minutes)
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Lone Audience of the Apocalypse @loneaudience.bsky.social · 02/05/2024
He looks fine!
MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell after a recent shave
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Lone Audience of the Apocalypse @loneaudience.bsky.social · 27/04/2024
Every Kristi Noem press conference for the rest of her political career:
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Lone Audience of the Apocalypse @loneaudience.bsky.social · 13/04/2024
Scene from "The Man With One Soft Titty"
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Lone Audience of the Apocalypse @loneaudience.bsky.social · 09/04/2024
Richard Lynch as the intersex Space Jesus in the Larry Cohen classic God Told Me To
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Lone Audience of the Apocalypse @loneaudience.bsky.social · 06/04/2024
From my recommended Google articles yesterday:
Two consecutive recommended articles calling the eclipse the possible apocalypse
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Lone Audience of the Apocalypse @loneaudience.bsky.social · 28/03/2024
Big Don Draper meditating energy here
He'd like to buy the world a Coke
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Lone Audience of the Apocalypse @loneaudience.bsky.social · 23/03/2024
Lucille Bluth reacting to Gene Parmesan,
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Lone Audience of the Apocalypse @loneaudience.bsky.social · 16/03/2024
Metal Gear Solid 2
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Lone Audience of the Apocalypse @loneaudience.bsky.social · 16/03/2024
When you finally make it through all of Picard
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Lone Audience of the Apocalypse @loneaudience.bsky.social · 22/01/2024
Charles Laughton and Elsa Lanchester, famous heterosexual couple
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Lone Audience of the Apocalypse @loneaudience.bsky.social · 18/01/2024
Paul Schrader officially the first player to ever beat Facebook
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Lone Audience of the Apocalypse @loneaudience.bsky.social · 05/01/2024
Mṛtyu-māra got the rizz
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Lone Audience of the Apocalypse @loneaudience.bsky.social · 04/01/2024
I found an article published under the name of USA Today that is 100% just a press release from this bullshit company
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Lone Audience of the Apocalypse @loneaudience.bsky.social · 30/12/2023
Gabrielle Rose as Anita Budahas on The X-FilesGabrielle Rose in Atom Egoyan's The AdjusterGabrielle Rose as Dr. Zenzola on The X-Files
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Lone Audience of the Apocalypse @loneaudience.bsky.social · 13/12/2023
That "acid in the sprinkler system" gag on Fall of the House of Usher sure was great, huh
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Lone Audience of the Apocalypse @loneaudience.bsky.social · 13/12/2023
Bradley Cooper as the cereus flower that only blooms for one night a year
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Lone Audience of the Apocalypse @loneaudience.bsky.social · 10/12/2023
This struck me as odd. 20 RPX tickets is a lot of money (to me, anyway) - over $300. So I started looking at other screenings on the Regal ticketing app. Turns out that every RPX showing of The Boy and the Heron has pre-sold the same 20 seats.
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Lone Audience of the Apocalypse @loneaudience.bsky.social · 02/12/2023
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Lone Audience of the Apocalypse @loneaudience.bsky.social · 02/12/2023
Alec and Hilaria Baldwin's mutant murder children
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Lone Audience of the Apocalypse @loneaudience.bsky.social · 21/11/2023
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Lone Audience of the Apocalypse @loneaudience.bsky.social · 19/11/2023
Michael Curtiz, director of Casablanca, Mildred Pierce, The Adventures of Robin Hood, Angels with Dirty Faces, Doctor X, Captain Blood, The Breaking Point, and the biggest Austrian movie of all time, Sodom and Gomorrah, looking down at Taika Waititi like he's a disappointing child
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Lone Audience of the Apocalypse @loneaudience.bsky.social · 14/11/2023
Baby Jesus impregnated the uterus of Andrew Garfield's heart and gave birth to himself
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Lone Audience of the Apocalypse @loneaudience.bsky.social · 12/11/2023
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Lone Audience of the Apocalypse @loneaudience.bsky.social · 02/11/2023
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Lone Audience of the Apocalypse @loneaudience.bsky.social · 01/11/2023
Do my James Cagney impersonation:
James Cagney at the end of White Heat, going up in flames while shouting "Top of the world!"
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Lone Audience of the Apocalypse @loneaudience.bsky.social · 09/10/2023
Pierre Menard, Author of the Quixote (for Dummies)
The idiot Richard Hanania claiming that if he tried, he could write Hamlet
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Lone Audience of the Apocalypse @loneaudience.bsky.social · 07/08/2023
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Lone Audience of the Apocalypse @loneaudience.bsky.social · 07/08/2023
Me (flirting):
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Lone Audience of the Apocalypse @loneaudience.bsky.social · 06/08/2023
David Fincher will buy a lifetime's worth of AMC theater popcorn to anyone who gets this tattoo
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