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London Silo

@londonsilo.bsky.social
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A fine appreciation of political satire and terrible jokes.

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London Silo @londonsilo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Unless you’ve been handling spicy food
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London Silo @londonsilo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Normally this would be me at this time of year, but climate change has other ideas
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London Silo @londonsilo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Must be difficult on Mother’s Day giving your sister a card
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London Silo @londonsilo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I would like to print this out and hang it up in the office. Unfortunately, I know HR don’t have a sense of humour.
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London Silo @londonsilo.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Did you call the Neapolitan Police?
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London Silo @londonsilo.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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London Silo @londonsilo.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
This artwork is stunning
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London Silo @londonsilo.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
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London Silo @londonsilo.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
When it goes quiet play this song loudly youtu.be/lQlIhraqL7o?...
youtu.be
I Just Had Sex (feat. Akon)
YouTube video by thelonelyisland
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London Silo @londonsilo.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
In 2023 we actually came second in Eurovision instead of bottom.
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London Silo @londonsilo.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
How do you kill a circus? Go for the juggler.
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London Silo @londonsilo.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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London Silo @londonsilo.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
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London Silo @londonsilo.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Bluddy nice bloke
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London Silo @londonsilo.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
There should be a professional panel of gay men who can be consulted when public initiatives are considered.
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London Silo @londonsilo.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
static.klipy.com
The Simpsons: Mr. Burns' Boo-Urns
ALT: The Simpsons: Mr. Burns' Boo-Urns
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London Silo @londonsilo.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
An important message from @number10cat.bsky.social
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London Silo @londonsilo.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I knew someone a while back who moved above a bar in Soho and then complained to the council about the loud music. The bar in question had to stop playing music on the upper floor as a result.
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London Silo @londonsilo.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I think it would be slightly ironic to charge someone from Greece an entrance fee to see the items we stole from their country.
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London Silo @londonsilo.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
These urinals are particularly bad - they blow your piss everywhere!
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London Silo @londonsilo.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
youtu.be/xHotXbGZiFY?...
youtu.be
White Woman's Instagram -- Bo Burnham (from "Inside" -- ALBUM OUT NOW)
YouTube video by boburnham
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London Silo @londonsilo.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Surely voting shouldn’t start until AFTER the performances, so we know what we’re actually voting for!
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London Silo @londonsilo.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
youtu.be/Lwg8a6sDxKc?...
youtu.be
Fascinating Aida - Dogging
YouTube video by RedButton
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London Silo @londonsilo.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Are you using a photo of your dog for emotional blackmail so I buy your book for holiday reading? If so it’s worked.
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London Silo @londonsilo.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
It used to be a thing until 2010 www.theguardian.com/money/2010/m...
theguardian.com
Home information packs scrapped
Hips labelled 'expensive and unnecessary' as the coalition government seeks a permanent abolition
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London Silo @londonsilo.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
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London Silo @londonsilo.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
This properly made me laugh, and is a fess that I can actually believe happened.
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London Silo @londonsilo.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I swear autism is why I’m so good at Tetris.
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London Silo @londonsilo.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Why do chemists like nitrates so much? Because they’re cheaper than day rates.
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London Silo @londonsilo.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Or in this case ‘strait up’
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London Silo @londonsilo.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
A bit like the South Park episode when Cartman’s mum brings in a dog whisperer - m.imdb.com/title/tt0799...
m.imdb.com
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London Silo @londonsilo.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
OP is Victoria Beckham talking about Brooklyn
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London Silo @londonsilo.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
My autism presents itself by getting a special icon for coming first on Tetris 99 three times in a row on the Nintendo Switch.
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London Silo @londonsilo.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
media.tenor.com
a cartoon character says gigity gigity gigity in front of a globe
ALT: a cartoon character says gigity gigity gigity in front of a globe
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London Silo @londonsilo.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Gold by Spandau Ballet should surely be the song of choice
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London Silo @londonsilo.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
He’s trying to get an MBE for being outstanding in his field
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London Silo @londonsilo.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Looks like a very judgemental fox.
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London Silo @londonsilo.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I prefer to call them potatriats, as they usually have the intellect of a boiled potato
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London Silo @londonsilo.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Trying to remember the sketch: “We think you’re a load of old crap”
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London Silo @londonsilo.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Many a squaddie will testify you need something like this www.military1st.co.uk/ma070-highla...
military1st.co.uk
Highlander Forces Waterproof Notebook Olive
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London Silo @londonsilo.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
My partner insisted on bar soap for environmental reasons. The other week I finally got the ick from dealing with the piss-coloured, manky, hair-infused (no idea how they got in there) lumps of scum that I bought liquid.
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London Silo @londonsilo.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Watched Velocipastor the other week - amazing what entertainment can be produced for £20 with a cast of drunken friends.
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London Silo @londonsilo.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
While serving in Afghanistan, our base has a lot of Canadian service personnel so had a Tim Horton’s. Somehow we all managed to escape developing type 2 diabetes with the copious amounts of French vanilla coffee we drank.
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London Silo @londonsilo.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
I think it’s Andrew that likes the twinkies
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London Silo @londonsilo.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
The fear of having my path blocked by a line of geese.
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London Silo @londonsilo.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
I always say “bless you”. After watching Dogma and seeing what nearly happened to the lady that didn’t say it, I’m not taking any chances.
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London Silo @londonsilo.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Someone needs to tikka break
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London Silo @londonsilo.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
As someone with no kids I fully support this. It’s not the kid’s fault they are going hungry, yet they are the ones that suffer.
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London Silo @londonsilo.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Looks like the last time I went clubbing in Vauxhall.
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London Silo @londonsilo.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
If there’s a vacancy for someone called Andrew, I’d like to propose Andrew Garfield. Everyone likes Andrew Garfield
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