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@logno.dev
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Pretending to be a software engineer.

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logno @logno.dev · 08/05/2025
Just as a PSA, EnShiShiXiangNiShangMaoYouXianGongSi has issued a voluntary nationwide recall of Endurance Boost with Horny Goat Weed Capsules due to the presence of undeclared Propoxyphenylsildenafil and Sildenafil.
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logno @logno.dev · 01/05/2025
Five years ago I made a bet that Linux would be ushered into the mainstream by PewDiePie within a decade. I didn't think I'd get to cash in so soon
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logno @logno.dev · 27/03/2025
"What do you do for a living?" "Oh I dip paint brushes in paint and then record as I slowly pull a comb through the brush scraping out all the paint"
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logno @logno.dev · 24/03/2025
Spoiler alert: Mark Scout was Adam Scott the whole time
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logno @logno.dev · 21/03/2025
They prefer the term "corrugated pressed cellulose fiber board"
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logno @logno.dev · 21/03/2025
Oh shoot, I just noticed in your screenshot they literally have the same text at the top. Wonder where they got the idea.
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logno @logno.dev · 21/03/2025
This is a solved problem, just add some plain text at the top of the page stating it's an official site. Impenetrable.
A snippet of a screenshot of doge.gov website showing the text "An official website of the United States government"
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logno @logno.dev · 21/03/2025
All under 5 minutes. This guys OS is probably installed on some sort of SSD.
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logno @logno.dev · 16/03/2025
Someday I'll weigh out all the ingredients before I preheat the oven and prep the pans. Not today, but someday.
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logno @logno.dev · 11/03/2025
I think Asmongold should top the charts in the hot tub category just because he probably could
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logno @logno.dev · 10/03/2025
Someone tell VSauce that sponserblock has marked 99.99% of his videos as tangents
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logno @logno.dev · 06/03/2025
Interesting that people are concerned about AI taking their jobs when the first jobs that could be realistically replaced by AI are c-suite positions
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logno @logno.dev · 06/03/2025
"You have beautiful organs" Me to the radiology technician: " Thanks, you too... Erm"
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logno @logno.dev · 06/03/2025
Can we go back to a simpler time like when the first Xbox was simply named Xbox one?
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logno @logno.dev · 05/03/2025
Blasphemy
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logno @logno.dev · 05/03/2025
I can conform to those, but the second you call my cookies a biscuit, we have problems
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logno @logno.dev · 05/03/2025
I would probably blame it on apathy but I just don't care enough to have an opinion on the matter
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logno @logno.dev · 02/03/2025
Can't help but notice Trump and Vance secured a ton of support for Ukraine
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logno @logno.dev · 25/02/2025
I only wish I had the free time and responsibilities I had when I was a child
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logno @logno.dev · 21/02/2025
No no, go on, we might convince nanami to get a wife
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logno @logno.dev · 21/02/2025
React is just a short-lived trend. It will fade out of use in 50 years or so
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logno @logno.dev · 21/02/2025
Finally bringing the horny posting over to bsky
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logno @logno.dev · 21/02/2025
Heck, you can be a mediocre author and grown adults will believe their invitation just got lost in owl mail.
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logno @logno.dev · 21/02/2025
Somehow we've been conditioned to believe that the best way to ask Google a question is to frame it like you are speaking like a caveman. Now we tell people they can ask an LLM a question in plain language. But it turns out people just don't know how to talk.
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logno @logno.dev · 21/02/2025
Despite their best efforts, outlook is not quite dead yet. But they'll get it there. I believe in them.
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logno @logno.dev · 20/02/2025
I think the next meme coin is going to be the one that really takes off
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logno @logno.dev · 19/02/2025
Your outies phone battery is always between 20% and 80%
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logno @logno.dev · 19/02/2025
My summary: Ian reminds Arron to enjoy those 7pm bedtimes because he doesn't have that luxury and then is surprised that Arron does not prepare nachos in an oven with beef, jalapenos, pico de Gallo, salsa, veggies, freshly grated aged cheddar, chopped lettuce, creme, and fresh cilantro.
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logno @logno.dev · 18/02/2025
Meanwhile, Lucy and Lily's meal:
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logno @logno.dev · 18/02/2025
Can you imagine how much more efficient macro data refinement would be if they used vim motions? #severance #neovimbtw
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logno @logno.dev · 17/02/2025
Sorry I'm late, I was busy scoffing at a tutorial that used nano in a code block that the reader is expected to copy and paste into the command line without understanding what they are doing
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logno @logno.dev · 13/02/2025
I haven't heard about Logan Paul doing anything horrible in quite some time. He's gotta be up to something.
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logno @logno.dev · 12/02/2025
Gunna start putting that on all my websites
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logno @logno.dev · 12/02/2025
I mean I guess if we want to go for the most technically accurate name, it should be "A Gulf of America"
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logno @logno.dev · 11/02/2025
Can't wait till Trump finds out there's a state called New Mexico
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logno @logno.dev · 11/02/2025
Hah sorry, I did not buy the printers. I was just trying to capture the essence of the typical YouTube viewer
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logno @logno.dev · 11/02/2025
So if I bought several printers because of your ad, do I just contact you directly for a refund?
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logno @logno.dev · 10/02/2025
If 80's/90's TV and movies have taught me anything, most problems can be fixed with a few firm smacks.
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logno @logno.dev · 10/02/2025
I know right? It is an invasion of privacy. That's why I use Incogni to remove my data from the internet. Use promo code IRONY25 to get one month free.
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logno @logno.dev · 07/02/2025
She's 19 man, bro's streak continues
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logno @logno.dev · 05/02/2025
And Microsoft *still* isn't sure if you want to stay logged in on this device
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logno @logno.dev · 05/02/2025
techcrunch.com/2025/02/04/g... well that's not concerning at all
techcrunch.com
Google removes pledge to not use AI for weapons from website | TechCrunch
Google removed a pledge to not build AI for weapons or surveillance from its website this week. The change was first spotted by Bloomberg. The company
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logno @logno.dev · 04/02/2025
Delivered. And I gotta say, massive improvement bending the bill.
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logno @logno.dev · 04/02/2025
Hoping to get a @mostlytechnical.com episode today. I'm okay with an hour solo episode of sports, politics and Mars. @ianlandsman.com
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logno @logno.dev · 04/02/2025
It's like how in 2025, the easiest way to send a file between to Windows PCs in the same network with default settings is to send via email.
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logno @logno.dev · 03/02/2025
This is a good idea because no money has ever been stolen by means of hacking since web 3 was conceived
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logno @logno.dev · 02/02/2025
It has been 1 year since apple released the Apple Vision Pro, revolutionizing the industry. Researchers have found that 98% of all computer use now takes place in VR/AR. Edit: Oops, meant to post this in a different universe
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logno @logno.dev · 30/01/2025
I've blamed every toe I've stubbed on the current president regardless of their political affiliation for the past 2 decades. So, fair is fair, I guess.
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logno @logno.dev · 30/01/2025
I think I know what society needs right now- another cryptocurrency
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logno @logno.dev · 30/01/2025
I thought Laravel replaced php
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