The Logical Donkey @logicallift.bsky.social · 03/09/2026At the Minnesota State Fair today, feeling proud seeing our new state flag flying over the grounds. Walked past the RNC booth — and, of course, they had the old flag up, clinging to a symbol with a racist history. 020
The Logical Donkey @logicallift.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Retaining Lake Ontario honors Indigenous naming traditions and the layered history of the region. Renaming it “Lake of America” centers a national identity over the original peoples and shared Canadian–U.S. stewardship. It is illogical. 000
The Logical Donkey @logicallift.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Well, at least Eric learned something that day. 000
The Logical Donkey @logicallift.bsky.social · 23/07/2026We bow our heads to honor the brave service members who gave everything for this country. Mr. Trump however, did not offer that simple act of respect. 021
The Logical Donkey @logicallift.bsky.social · 13/07/2026I guess Mitch McConnell is alive and well. 000
The Logical Donkey @logicallift.bsky.social · 12/07/2026This is getting so absurd it’s starting to feel like the geopolitical version of a sitcom plot twist — the kind where you pause, blink twice, and think, “Ah yes, of course that happened today. Why wouldn’t it?” 010
The Logical Donkey @logicallift.bsky.social · 03/07/2026If someone wants credit for “stopping over 100 wars” or “working harder than any American,” the least they could do is offer evidence. Public service isn’t measured by self‑promotion or inflated numbers; it’s measured by verifiable results. 000
The Logical Donkey @logicallift.bsky.social · 02/07/2026If a foreign government handed over an ultra‑luxury aircraft, taxpayers paid for extensive upgrades, and the plane ultimately wound up under the personal control of a Democratic president, the political and legal backlash would be immediate. 020
The Logical Donkey @logicallift.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Logically speaking, he is definitely Lord Voldemort. 000
The Logical Donkey @logicallift.bsky.social · 14/06/2026I appreciate how MSNow gave the child king teen-tiny hands. 😆 001
The Logical Donkey @logicallift.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Putting a million people on Mars in his lifetime is like expecting a fully functioning city to appear overnight on the dark side of the moon — not technically forbidden by physics, just wildly incompatible with the pace at which reality tends to cooperate. 000
The Logical Donkey @logicallift.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Mr. President, I see we’ve ended the Iran war again — impressive, considering we never actually started the last five you already took credit for. 000
The Logical Donkey @logicallift.bsky.social · 06/06/2026The Stanley Cup comes home to the New York Knicks. How embarrassing. 000
The Logical Donkey @logicallift.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Happy Pride Month to all my LGBTQ friends. 000
The Logical Donkey @logicallift.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Fascinating how the renovation was ‘blocked,’ the renaming was ‘reversed,’ and yet the only thing under construction here seems to be the story itself. 000
The Logical Donkey @logicallift.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Ah yes, the scientific method: create the test, take the test, announce you aced the test, publish the results in meme format. Truly believable. 000
The Logical Donkey @logicallift.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Amazing how ‘nobody joined’… yet somehow an entire graduating class materialized. Truly a miracle of military-grade spontaneous generation. 011
The Logical Donkey @logicallift.bsky.social · 24/05/2026The real reason Donald Trump isn’t attending his longtime associate’s wedding is simple: he’s an adjudicated rapist, and the Bahamas has strict entry rules that can bar individuals with certain criminal histories. 001
The Logical Donkey @logicallift.bsky.social · 21/05/2026He’s suing the IRS for failing to stop a leak that happened under his own leadership. That’s less a lawsuit and more an admission. 000
The Logical Donkey @logicallift.bsky.social · 17/05/2026One can logically infer that the descent into delusion began years prior, and has now matured into complete irrationality. 000
The Logical Donkey @logicallift.bsky.social · 29/04/2026Interesting what sets this administration off. 8647 simply means, beat Trump at the polls -it’s a logical conclusion. 000
The Logical Donkey @logicallift.bsky.social · 26/04/2026The "active shooter" theatrics was all about the Big Beautiful Ballroom. 000
The Logical Donkey @logicallift.bsky.social · 26/04/2026They certainly look traumatized after an "active shooter" event. This is more of a "we pulled it off" look. 000
The Logical Donkey @logicallift.bsky.social · 13/04/2026I have a feeling it’s going to be a very popular Halloween costume this year. 000