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Logical Frank

@logicalfrank.com
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Richard J. Daley Branch enthusiast and general issue Chicago person. I throw yoyos, homebrew and get angry about bike lanes. He/him.

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Logical Frank @logicalfrank.com · 25/09/2026
If you bring iced coffee to job interviews, you will only get hired by people who think it's okay to bring iced coffee to job interviews.
Guy tapping head meme
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Logical Frank @logicalfrank.com · 20/09/2026
Have any of you sickos been sitting here for five hours getting ripped on stovepipe cans of Voodoo Ranger? Hell yeah.
The Chicago White Sox stadium shown the the south oh a rainy day.
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Logical Frank @logicalfrank.com · 20/09/2026
Busted! @paparidesabike.bsky.social
A gray Dutch bike locked to a rack.
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Logical Frank @logicalfrank.com · 19/09/2026
Dressed like a normal person.
A man wearing a red checked shirt and lederhosen holding a beer up in front of a green draft board.
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Logical Frank @logicalfrank.com · 19/09/2026
Enjoying this storm lantern tonight.
A red storm lantern. Next to a glass of beer and a radio.
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Logical Frank @logicalfrank.com · 18/09/2026
Got this old Coleman lantern working.
A green Coleman lantern with orange glowing mantles on a black mesh table in a backyard.
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Logical Frank @logicalfrank.com · 16/09/2026
I am the Beer Barrel Bike Barron of Bridgeport.
5 homebrew kegs plus a bag of bottles on a plywood bike trailer shown from behind.
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Logical Frank @logicalfrank.com · 13/09/2026
New painting day! This one is called "Somewhere in Bridgeport," which is fitting because that's literally where it is. By Jennifer Cronin.
A painting of a brick wall and foliage with splashes of pink, green and purple light.
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Logical Frank @logicalfrank.com · 12/09/2026
Put a little bit of cinnamon in these vegan sloppy joes and I think it's a winning addition.
Silver pan or red sloppy joes on a black stovetop with a focaccia and an orange teapot.
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Logical Frank @logicalfrank.com · 12/09/2026
I feel like nobody talks about John Wick as magical realism but this doctor totally gives him a healing potion.
Randall Duk Kim as the Dr in John Wick.
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Logical Frank @logicalfrank.com · 12/09/2026
Hell yeah... The guy from Deadwood.
Ian McShane as Winston in John Wick.
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Logical Frank @logicalfrank.com · 12/09/2026
John Wick would but be possible without decent suburban public transit.
Keanu Reeves as John Wick stepping out of a bus.
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Logical Frank @logicalfrank.com · 12/09/2026
Everyone's asleep. John Wick time. Back to the one where the puppy dies, which is completely unnecessary, imo.
Keanu Reeves and Willem Dafoe standing in the rain in John Wick on a projected screen.
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Logical Frank @logicalfrank.com · 02/09/2026
Chicago, Illinois.
A dial thermometer showing 100 degrees fahrenheit shown through a window with a brick wall behind.
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Logical Frank @logicalfrank.com · 30/08/2026
It was half full of some sort of ketchup water.
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Logical Frank @logicalfrank.com · 30/08/2026
I got a bum can of beans from the Mariano's. What's inside!?
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Logical Frank @logicalfrank.com · 30/08/2026
I have an electrical machine attached to my arm that forces me to post pictures of my bicycle whenever I go grocery shopping.
A blue bike with a plywood trailer full of blue and red grocery bags locked to a black bike rack.
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Logical Frank @logicalfrank.com · 30/08/2026
Sitting in the rain and listening to house music, as we do in Chicago.
A DJ playing a set at the Pritzker Pavilion. There is a psychedelic image of him on a giant screen in the background.
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Logical Frank @logicalfrank.com · 28/08/2026
I have never seen this before. Valve stem on this bike tire is all poofed up.
A valve stem on a bike tire that is bulging and inflated.
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Logical Frank @logicalfrank.com · 22/08/2026
just a little guy
A yellow Fiat 500, a car about a quarter of the size of an American compact car, on a brick street.
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Logical Frank @logicalfrank.com · 22/08/2026
I wonder which came first...
Sherwin Williams paint logo with blue text and a blue globe with red paint being poured over it.
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Logical Frank @logicalfrank.com · 22/08/2026
This is messing with me.
Airplane ticket showing gate B21 and seat 21B.
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Logical Frank @logicalfrank.com · 20/08/2026
2-3-4-5!
Bike computer of an ebike showing 2345 miles traveled.
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Logical Frank @logicalfrank.com · 16/08/2026
Big head dog! Big head dog!
A brown and white piebald pitbull.
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Logical Frank @logicalfrank.com · 16/08/2026
Redo the Arc de Triomphe scene with bikes!
John Wick fighting a dude under the Arc de Triomphe.
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Logical Frank @logicalfrank.com · 16/08/2026
John Wick 4 tonight. AKA the worst John Wick movie but still beautiful beyond belief.
A protected video image of John Wick and Caine from John Wick 4.
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Logical Frank @logicalfrank.com · 11/08/2026
Hell yes. This billboard on 37th and Halsted remains relevant.
A badly torn and faded Willie Wilson billboard next to a street sign for 37th and Halsted.
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Logical Frank @logicalfrank.com · 08/08/2026
Emergency meeting.
A green bottle of Straub Lager on a black wire mesh tabletop with the back of the house and backyard in the sun.
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Logical Frank @logicalfrank.com · 08/08/2026
Bud Billiken Day Parade stays undefeated in Chicago. Bringing Out Talent Dance Team.
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Logical Frank @logicalfrank.com · 07/08/2026
Got that Skyway money. 🤑
Chicago Skyway bridge taken through the passenger side window headed north against a blue sky with fluffy clouds.
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Logical Frank @logicalfrank.com · 06/08/2026
Converted to full-time greasy Pennsylvania lake man. I will miss this life.
A selfie of me with tangled, wet long hair and a mesh hat with sun glasses and an orange shirt.
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Logical Frank @logicalfrank.com · 06/08/2026
Lake forever, Straub-lems for now.
A bottle of Straub lager sitting on a tree stump end table with a small lake in the background.
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Logical Frank @logicalfrank.com · 06/08/2026
Bill Murray pouring a full sized water glass full of Campari in The Life Aquatic.
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Logical Frank @logicalfrank.com · 05/08/2026
Visiting a Holy Grail brewery for me, Straub in St. Mary's, PA! One of the four oldest continuously operated family owned breweries in the US.
Long hair white guy pouring beer from a tap in a brewery.
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Logical Frank @logicalfrank.com · 05/08/2026
I went to Cook Forrest yesterday, which is a whole different thing than the Cook County Forrest Preserves or so I am told.
Sun shining through a dense grove of trees.A moss covered stone fountain.
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Logical Frank @logicalfrank.com · 30/07/2026
Some sort of Temu Spider-Man head pillow.
A pillow that looks like Spider-Man's head.
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Logical Frank @logicalfrank.com · 28/07/2026
Take that, you fucker!
Custard pig bit in half revealing yellow yolky center.
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Logical Frank @logicalfrank.com · 28/07/2026
Went to Triple Crown in Chinatown because I'm a tourist. ACAB applies to these custard pigs.
Three white custard balls decorated to look like pigs in a dumpling steamer.
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Logical Frank @logicalfrank.com · 27/07/2026
I noticed because the light in my bathroom looked a little weird.
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Logical Frank @logicalfrank.com · 27/07/2026
That shit blew the lid off my house.
A rectangular roof access cover shown next to the opening it's supposed to be covering on a white roof.
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Logical Frank @logicalfrank.com · 27/07/2026
Post a perfect album from the 90s
The corner of A Glorious Lethal Euphoria by The Mermen.
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Logical Frank @logicalfrank.com · 17/07/2026
Holy shit! It's time!
Graphic from air now showing current air quality is 666. It's on a blue background and shows a meter maxed out in the hazardous section.
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Logical Frank @logicalfrank.com · 13/07/2026
Found a tree stump I like.
A tree stump with GO SOX carved into where the tree was cut. A brown dog with a purple leash is standing next to it with her tongue out.
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Logical Frank @logicalfrank.com · 13/07/2026
This stuff.
Tub of orange Salsa de cacahuate from Cermak Produce.
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Logical Frank @logicalfrank.com · 11/07/2026
They call me Francis 2 Bags.
A brown paper bag with "42 Francis 2 Bags" written in black marker.
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Logical Frank @logicalfrank.com · 08/07/2026
"I spoke with my old friend Mitch McConnell."
Black and white photo of rock band the MC5. Five twenty-something white men standing shirtless in front of a an American flag hung with the stars to the right. They are all wearing numerous strands of beads. The guy on the right has an Afro.
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Logical Frank @logicalfrank.com · 05/07/2026
This big boy is the saddest tree loss in the nearby hood. I should have put something on it for scale. It's by the racist sandwich shop, Kathy De's.
A tree stump about 6 inches tall and over 2 feet in diameter. There's sawdust surrounding it because it was recently cut.
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Logical Frank @logicalfrank.com · 04/07/2026
Getting dinner.
A blue takeout bag in a bike basket.
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Logical Frank @logicalfrank.com · 03/07/2026
Went. This man doesn't lie.
A shaved head man in black behind a table full of electronics.
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Logical Frank @logicalfrank.com · 28/06/2026
gen z four loko
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