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A ★★★½ review of Resident Evil (2026)
This one was seriously kneecapped by its own trailers. So many of its most batshit insane, starkly unhinged images were already splashed all over the previews, which is a damn shame, because the sheer shock of seeing some of this shit for the first time on a massive screen probably would’ve bumped the experience up a point or two for me. I really wanted to like this more than I did. The big problem is that it never quite figures out the balance between gallows, swear-laden humor and full-on freaky-town, blood-soaked nightmare fuel. Sometimes that mixture works really well, but