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I’m no longer worried about the Iranian regime hitting California with a missile. I’m worried about the American regime hitting California with a missile.

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Logan Five @logan-5.bsky.social · 11h

I fear this is going to open the floodgates, and Tennessee will do the same thing when they attempt to execute Christa Pike again. Great job, Trump voters. We now have executions as entertainment just like North Korea, Iran, and Taliban-led Afghanistan. Wonderful club to be in.

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Logan Five @logan-5.bsky.social · 11h

The wonderful thing about giving the playground bully your lunch money is that once you’ve done it, the bully instantly turns into a decent person and never bothers you again.

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Logan Five @logan-5.bsky.social · 22h

We’re bringing back lynchings. Terrific 🙄

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Logan Five @logan-5.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

A proposal: 1. Keep it at 162, but limit all players to 154 games played. 2. Schedule two doubleheaders each month, and shorten the season calendar by 2 weeks. 3. During doubleheader weeks, temporarily expand the rosters so pitching staffs don’t crack. 4. Go back to the 10-team playoff format.

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Logan Five @logan-5.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

The entire modern Republican worldview was forged in the image of professional wrestling.

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Logan Five @logan-5.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I can’t even fathom the number of fucked-up things you could find in this man’s browser history.

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Logan Five @logan-5.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Gee, I wonder if it’s because we have an administration full of rapists, pedophiles, financial criminals, wife-beaters, Russian assets and conspiracy theorists who equate actual science with witchcraft and get their “science” from Facebook memes. Maybe that’s why.

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Logan Five @logan-5.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

You have to truly wonder when 350 million Americans will finally wake the fuck up and understand that, absent resistance, a bunch of billionaire sociopaths are poised to take it all for themselves. America, we don’t have to live like this. Vote the monsters out and keep them out — forever.

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Logan Five @logan-5.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Any idea if the batter’s eye was also removed for Games 3 and 4 in the same stadium? Or is the theory that it was just removed for Game 5 because it was the last home game of the year and the goal was to maximize the crowd size?

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Logan Five @logan-5.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

The only freedom these monsters care about losing is the freedom to take away other people’s freedom.

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Logan Five @logan-5.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

All I can think of is Dean Wormer in “Animal House” coming up with Double-Secret Probation and being so very proud of himself 🤣

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Logan Five @logan-5.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

When this country elected a black man twice, the Republican Party decided they’d rather end America than live in a country where something like that was possible. So they set about to end it. They hired Trump. And they aligned with Putin and took his help. None of this is hard to understand.

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Logan Five @logan-5.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

There’s always the part of the James Bond movie where the villain has to show JUST how crazy he is and shoots one of his own henchmen. We’re pretty much there now.

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Logan Five @logan-5.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Nearly all of Republican life now is centered around the ritual of not knowing fuck-all about how anything works.

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Logan Five @logan-5.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I don’t know a single Democrat who has ever liked him or wanted him to ascend to anything. Where this is all coming from is beyond me.

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Logan Five @logan-5.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

His core supporters operate at a second or third-grade level intellectually. They look and think about him like a child who embraces Santa Claus or the Tooth Fairy. And like a toddler, any temporary doubts they have about him are easily eroded with lies and fantasies. They want to believe.

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Logan Five @logan-5.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Kolten Wong getting picked off of first with 2 outs in the 9th and 2 runs down in Game 4 of the 2013 World Series has sort of been the gold standard. But last night was certainly in that territory.

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Logan Five @logan-5.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Within 5 years, elementary school textbooks in Texas and Florida will be saying that the North held the slaves and the South won the war and freed them all.

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Logan Five @logan-5.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

There are no other jobs and no one can afford to retire anymore, you malignant dickcheese.

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Logan Five @logan-5.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Hang in there, Trump voters. I’m sure it’ll trickle down to you eventually. Just a few more tax cuts for the billionaires and you’ll be rolling in it soon. It’ll work. It really will.

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Logan Five @logan-5.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

To the young men America, when you get the alert on your phone that you’re invited to a gang rape, call the fucking police.

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Logan Five @logan-5.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Now sue these fascist motherfuckers for wrongful prosecution and take every single dime they have.

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Logan Five @logan-5.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I’ve marveled for years at the Very Serious People sitting down on cable news carefully parsing his word-farts like any of it is significant or profound. He’s an idiot. He understands nothing. He studies nothing. He learns nothing. He’s like a naked guy in the town square screaming at the moon.

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Logan Five @logan-5.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Truly smart people don’t have to tell you they’re smart. Truly tough people don’t have to tell you they’re tough. Talented people don’t have to tell you they’re talented. Heroic people don’t have to tell you they’re heroic. People who aren’t any of these things tell you they’re all of them.

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Logan Five @logan-5.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Republican Performative Ridiculousness will soon be a major at Liberty University.

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Logan Five @logan-5.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Remember, you Godless liberals. Marriage is a sacred institution between one man, one woman, and Corey Lewandowski’s penis.

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Logan Five @logan-5.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Nearly all of Republican life now is defined by not understanding how anything works, then preening yourself as a Brave Warrior against threats/evils that don’t even exist.

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Logan Five @logan-5.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I will note with irony that they were talking about a men’s NBA game versus the actual women’s college game. So they managed to get the gender wrong as well 🤣

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Logan Five @logan-5.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

We simply have to accept that half of this ridiculous country is perfectly fine living in trailer parks, eating mayonnaise sandwiches, and cheering on these narcissistic jerks as they steal all the money.

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Logan Five @logan-5.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Normally, a story along the lines of “President Donald Trump has purchased a line of robot dogs to attack Americans” would be the point in the Sci-Fi movie where the time traveler returns to Present Day and realizes he accidentally skull-fucked the Space-Time Continuum.

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Logan Five @logan-5.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

He’s been successfully red-pilled like Dennis Miller, Matt Taibbi and Nate Silver.

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Logan Five @logan-5.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I think the strategy is going to be just trying to keep the Senate by having Georgia, Texas, etc seize ballots and voting machines in Democratic counties under the guise of “investigating election fraud”. Then they just hold them long enough so those states have to certify without those counties.

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Logan Five @logan-5.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

It’s truly bizarre to me that we have a President of the United States who used to fly to a private island to rape children, and this country is talking about anything else.

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Logan Five @logan-5.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Jesus fucking Christ on a pogo stick. The current President of the United States is a convicted felon, an adjudicated rapist, a serial pedophile, a Russian asset, a financial criminal, and a Nazi goon trying to end fucking democracy. And they’re worried about DEMOCRATS?

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Logan Five @logan-5.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Yes, I too remember that horrible period between 2021 and 2023 where Democrats controlled the White House, House and Senate. And required every child in America to be transgender. The media and courts were powerless to stop any of it. Thank goodness Truth Warriors like Matt are keeping it real.

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Logan Five @logan-5.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Let’s send him to prison.

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Logan Five @logan-5.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Where the fuck is Free Speech Warrior Matt Taibbi to rant and rave about all this government censorship? My guess is he’s still too busy counting Russian cash to pay attention.

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Logan Five @logan-5.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I fear this might be too late.

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Logan Five @logan-5.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

And what happens after he ignores the order and turns the building into rubble by Monday? He’ll be arrested? Of course not. He’ll be removed via the 25th Amendment? Of course not. Impeached and convicted? Of course not. John Roberts made Trump America’s first king. And he’s acting like it.

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Logan Five @logan-5.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I’m an American, and I don’t blame you in the least. Just please remember how many of us here voted for Hillary Clinton, Joe Biden and Kamala Harris — and knew a decade ago what nightmares would become real if this abomination of a human being ever attained power in our country. 🇺🇸❤️🇨🇦

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Logan Five @logan-5.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Can someone explain to me why some federal judge can’t order US Marshals to protect this building 24/7? Because unless that happens, he’s going to bring in wrecking balls and bulldozers to take it down. Even if a court tells him that he can’t. He’s a rapist. The word “no” means nothing to him.

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Logan Five @logan-5.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Hollywood found them 60 years ago. They were all James Bond villains.

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Logan Five @logan-5.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Don’t worry, Trump voters. When they get back, I’m sure you’ll all get your $5,000 DOGE check, your $2,000 tariff refund check, your $5,000 Trump Rebate check, and the $2.00 gas you were promised. And trickle-down economics will magically start working. Just hang in there a little longer.

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Logan Five @logan-5.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The concern is that he orders a wrecking ball to take it all down. And he’s crazy enough to try. One of these courts needs to order 24/7 protection of that building from this narcissistic, pedophile monster.

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Logan Five @logan-5.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Donald Trump is not just the worst President in American history. He’s the worst American in American history.

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Logan Five @logan-5.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

It’s truly amazing that you can be fired for fucking up a Blizzard at Dairy Queen. Yet he keeps getting to do this shit with impunity.

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Logan Five @logan-5.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

1. Rename the DoD to the Department of War 2. Call yourself Secretary of War 3. Constantly refer to the military as “war fighters.” 4. Start a war 5. Lose

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Logan Five @logan-5.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

This has been the Republican playbook my entire life: 1. Scream “That thing doesn’t work and needs fixed!” 2. Get elected. 3. Take over the thing and fuck it up with unparalleled incompetence. 4. Say “See, I told you it doesn’t work.” 5. Vow to “fix” it. 6. Destroy it or cash in somehow.

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