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Loftwah

@loftwah.com

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I like computers | deanlofts.xyz/guides My projects: - TechDeck - techdeck.life - Linkarooie - linkarooie.com - Bogan Hustler - boganhustler.deanlofts.xyz - Linux for Pirates! - linuxforpirates.deanlofts.xyz

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Loftwah @loftwah.com · 09/12/2025

Git wrapped.

Loftwah @loftwah.com · 19/10/2025

Loftwahune Miku dances on your grave as I get that sweet Victory Royale.

Loftwah @loftwah.com · 05/10/2025

I’m boring 😅

Loftwah @loftwah.com · 09/07/2025

Share a piece of lore about yourself.

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Loftwah @loftwah.com · 20/04/2025

My new favourite typo "npx wranger deploy"

First-person cartoon showing a hand cracking a whip toward a red-haired man who is pulling a wooden cart up a dirt path. The man is sweating and straining as he trudges forward, unaware of the viewer behind him. Bold black text at the bottom reads “npx wranger deploy,” intentionally misspelled. The scene is drawn in a darkly comedic style with exaggerated expressions and simple suburban countryside in the background.

Loftwah @loftwah.com · 18/04/2025

The new models vibe.

Two anthropomorphic square characters stand side by side on a beige background. The smaller one on the left is labeled "04 MINI HIGH" and is holding and smoking a joint, eyes half-closed and red, looking relaxed. The larger one on the right, labeled "03 HIGH," watches with a satisfied expression and outstretched hand, having just passed the joint. Both figures have a cartoonish, retro style with rounded edges and muted colours. Smoke rises gently from the joint, adding to the chill vibe.

Loftwah @loftwah.com · 18/04/2025

Cursor ftw

Hostage meme comic where cursor kills my code as a way of solving the bug.

Loftwah @loftwah.com · 10/04/2025

Do you have your VCE?

Loftwah @loftwah.com · 26/03/2025

New Linux for Pirates! artwork is gonna be lit.

Loftwah @loftwah.com · 24/03/2025

I call this stack Astroflare.

🚀 Astroflare Stack Overview
Layer Tech Purpose / Role
Frontend Astro Static-first framework with partial hydration (islands). Clean, minimal JS.
Build Tool Vite Lightning-fast build + dev server. Powers Astro under the hood.
Hosting/CDN Cloudflare Pages Edge-deployed static hosting with Git-based CI/CD. Fast, global, and free.
API/Backend Cloudflare Functions Serverless functions at the edge (TypeScript-based). Low-latency logic.
Database Cloudflare D1 SQLite-based edge database. Great for structured, relational data.
KV Store Cloudflare KV Global key-value store. Perfect for sessions, config, feature flags, caching.
Object Store Cloudflare R2 S3-compatible storage with zero egress fees. Ideal for files, images, assets.
Language TypeScript Full-stack type safety and modern JS tooling.
CLI/Local Dev Wrangler Local dev tool and deployment CLI for all Cloudflare resources.

Loftwah @loftwah.com · 23/03/2025

If you want a subtle way to confuse people add these to your .zshrc

If you want a subtle way to confuse people add these to your .zshrc

# Windows-style aliases for zsh (macOS and Linux)
alias dir='ls -lh'
alias cls='clear'
alias copy='cp'
alias move='mv'
alias del='rm'
alias ren='mv'
alias type='cat'
alias cd..='cd ..'
alias mkdir='mkdir'
alias rmdir='rm -r'
alias ipconfig='ifconfig'
alias chdir='pwd'
alias tasklist='ps'
alias echo='echo'
alias set='env'
alias path='echo $PATH'

Loftwah @loftwah.com · 21/03/2025

Linkarooie is my open source Linktree alternative made with Astro. It is easy to fork and customize and host for free yourself using GitHub Pages. linkarooie.com

Loftwah @loftwah.com · 21/03/2025

Linkarooie is just a modern day, interactive business card without the social media garbage that comes with LinkedIn.

Linkarooie og image

Loftwah @loftwah.com · 21/03/2025

I have added a tool to my blog that allows people to schedule time with me easier. This is usually hidden and only shared with people as needed. Don't take the piss and it will stau up.

Loftwah's schedule

Loftwah @loftwah.com · 18/03/2025

Listening to the news this morning.

Alien with his face up close to the camera scremaing Doooooom! from Futurama.

Loftwah @loftwah.com · 08/03/2025

Learning about RAG was boring with some made up catalogue of products. I decided to do basketball stats instead.

A screenshot of my gradio server and NBA stats tracking application.

Loftwah @loftwah.com · 03/03/2025

You would think there was some technical reason for me switching sides to Apple but really I just saw the Aaron Swartz photoshoot and I thought if I had a MacBook Pro I could be like him.

Aaron Swartz with a MacBook.

Loftwah @loftwah.com · 02/03/2025

Happy 11th birthday Pippa!

My dog Pippa. Black Labrador X staffy. 11 years old today.

Loftwah @loftwah.com · 24/02/2025

Stop, stop I can only get so erect.

New Claude in Cursor.

Loftwah @loftwah.com · 20/02/2025

Have you played Bogan Hustler? I am proud of this one.

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Loftwah @loftwah.com · 12/02/2025

Big blue pants. When you no longer care if you're attractive to women.

Big blue pants. When you no longer care if you're attractive to women. Scene from The Simpsons with a fat guy wearing blue pants next to his chair and a step ladder.

Loftwah @loftwah.com · 06/02/2025

Don't worry I still feel like a poser.

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Loftwah @loftwah.com · 03/02/2025

A screenshot of the tool.

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Loftwah @loftwah.com · 02/02/2025

Meme about sonnet 3.5 being the best model.

Loftwah @loftwah.com · 02/02/2025

meme about sonnet 3.5 being better than the other models.

Loftwah @loftwah.com · 31/01/2025

I built a near real-time voice assistant. The next step will be add the ability for me to talk to it via voice using my microphone.

A screenshot showing the voice assistant that I made in the Chrome web browser.

Loftwah @loftwah.com · 29/01/2025

He's gaining on us!

He's gaining on us meme with DeepSeek chasing OpenAI and NVIDIA.

Loftwah @loftwah.com · 28/01/2025

Well there you go. 15k steps a day for an entire year. I don’t know a much better way to measure consistency.

Well there you go. 15k steps a day for an entire year. I don’t know a much better way to measure consistency.

Loftwah @loftwah.com · 28/01/2025

Me trying to get some work done over here.

Smithers stripper meme with me trying to get work done and being distracted by openai and deepseek

Loftwah @loftwah.com · 26/01/2025

Which model do you use?

A screenshot of Cursor with the model selection menu up showing the different models.

Loftwah @loftwah.com · 24/01/2025

This was a second round pick too

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Loftwah @loftwah.com · 21/01/2025

This might tell us something.

Yearly Statistics
year total_spent average_order order_count min_order max_order median_order std_dev monthly_average orders_per_month
2020 13303.08 34.73 383.00 0.00 206.49 27.79 22.46 1108.59 31.92
2021 25725.18 24.66 1043.00 0.00 119.69 18.14 16.24 2143.76 86.92
2022 25379.48 25.82 983.00 0.00 96.28 23.32 10.39 2114.96 81.92
2023 13588.39 28.67 474.00 0.00 139.14 26.92 12.61 1132.37 39.50
2024 28634.86 27.25 1051.00 0.00 189.24 25.81 13.45 2386.24 87.58
2025 1629.35 27.62 59.00 18.47 41.27 27.52 4.11 135.78 4.92

Loftwah @loftwah.com · 21/01/2025

Of course it was Cursor lol.

There appears to be a potential issue here. The code is calculating the mean on self.df directly, which might include duplicate orders if they appear multiple times in the dataset (e.g., if each item in an order is on a separate row). To fix this and get the true average order value, we should use the unique_orders DataFrame that's already being created:
This change would ensure we're calculating the average based on unique orders rather than potentially counting the same order multiple times if it contains multiple items.

Loftwah @loftwah.com · 15/01/2025

Over 100km walked since just before the start of the year.

Loftwah @loftwah.com · 10/01/2025

It had to happen.

Friendship ended with VS Code now Cursor is my best friend

Loftwah @loftwah.com · 10/01/2025

This is through iFIT support. This should be illegal.

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Loftwah @loftwah.com · 05/01/2025

Come with me and you'll be In a world of pure imagination

Elon as Willy Wonka and Trump as an Oompa Loompa.

Loftwah @loftwah.com · 05/01/2025

Messages have reactions.

messages in akari.blue

Loftwah @loftwah.com · 05/01/2025

Akari 🔥 akari.blue

https://akari.blue

Loftwah @loftwah.com · 04/01/2025

I have one of these.

Roland V-Synth

Loftwah @loftwah.com · 03/01/2025

Something cursed I wish I didn't know. docker compose -f docker-compose.json up This is valid.

${ "services": { "web": { "image": "nginx:latest", "ports": ["80:80"], "volumes": ["./html:/usr/share/nginx/html"], "depends_on": ["db"] }, "db": { "image": "postgres:latest", "environment": { "POSTGRES_USER": "example", "POSTGRES_PASSWORD": "example", "POSTGRES_DB": "exampledb" }, "volumes": ["db_data:/var/lib/postgresql/data"] } }, "volumes": { "db_data": {} } }$

Loftwah @loftwah.com · 03/01/2025

A present wrapped in GitHub paper.

A present wrapped in GitHub paper.

Loftwah @loftwah.com · 30/12/2024

Just in Linkarooie is awesome and you should get yourself a profile now!

Two anthropomorphic kangaroos in retro 1970s-style crimson leisure suits with gold accents, posed dramatically in a newsroom studio setting. Their expressions are smug and overly confident, with a humorous touch of condescension, as though mocking the viewer's lack of sophistication. The taller kangaroo leans on a desk, glaring down with an exaggerated sneer, while the shorter one adjusts its tie with a mocking grin. The lighting is warm and vibrant, with a retro aesthetic, evoking a satirical, Anchorman-inspired tone

Loftwah @loftwah.com · 30/12/2024

Linkarooie unique visitors chart for my profile.

Loftwah @loftwah.com · 28/12/2024

I did my fruit tier list.

My fruit tier list.

Loftwah @loftwah.com · 27/12/2024

My iFIT bike did an update and now it gets stuck here. I have to turn it off and on again every time I use it. Well played.

My iFIT bike did an update and now it gets stuck here. I have to turn it off and on again every time I use it. Well played.

Loftwah @loftwah.com · 27/12/2024

GitHub Unwrapped

Loftwah @loftwah.com · 25/12/2024

Have you signed up for Linkarooie?

Three kangaroos with anthropomorphic features, dressed in ornate Victorian-era aristocratic clothing, standing together on a grand stone balcony, gazing down with smug and judgmental expressions, dramatic cinematic lighting, moody overcast sky in the background, intricate embroidery on their regal attire, rich earthy tones, ultra-realistic details, exuding the haughty and superior aura of ancient royalty

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Loftwah @loftwah.com · 25/12/2024

They don't even have a Linkarooie profile.

Two Kangarooes looking at you in Regal clothing menacingly.

Loftwah @loftwah.com · 25/12/2024

This tells me a lot.