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Loek van Kooten, MA

@loekalization.bsky.social
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Loekalizing your games from and to Japanese, Chinese, Korean, English and Dutch. Portfolio: Shadow Gambit: The Cursed Crew, F1® 2023, Syberia: The World Before, Arma 3. Owner of www.loekalization.com Developer of www.c4ttitude.com (a CAT tool).

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Loek van Kooten, MA @loekalization.bsky.social · 4h
Japanese has completely ghosted the words 'that', 'who', and 'which'. Instead of using a relative pronoun, it just piles the entire sentence on top of the noun like a linguistic pancake. Consequently, a cat which sleeps all day is officially rebranded as an all-day-sleeping cat.
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Loek van Kooten, MA @loekalization.bsky.social · 4h
Your extra-large ramen is technically a ritual sacrifice to the dead. Order the large serving at a Japanese shop and you will find it written with the same component that describes sacrificial blood, a thief's drool, and your baseball manager.
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Loek van Kooten, MA @loekalization.bsky.social · 7h
Tokyo is playing a dangerous game of chicken with Washington. Behind closed doors, the US has relentlessly demanded that Japan commit to spending 3. 5% of its GDP on defense as the new global standard.
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Loek van Kooten, MA @loekalization.bsky.social · 22h
Your local Japanese shop is offering you double points using a kanji built from a mouthful of spit aimed at a rejected suitor. This is not a metaphor. The right half of 倍 is 咅, which the great Han dictionary defines as spitting and not accepting. It is a verdict delivered via saliva.
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Loek van Kooten, MA @loekalization.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
A Singapore-flagged container ship just vanished beneath the waves of the Strait of Hormuz after striking a mine. This is the primary artery for Japan's crude oil, and the timing is lethal.
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Loek van Kooten, MA @loekalization.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Translators suck. At least the ones in my inbox. Another job application just came in. Seven years of Dutch translation experience. 300,000 words. MTPE, LQA, CAT tools, glossaries, style guides, the full menu. Not one word of Dutch.
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Loek van Kooten, MA @loekalization.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Japanese refuses to let you be vague about your face. While English lumps everything into a beard, Japanese demands a precise map of your follicles: 髭 sits above the lip, 鬚 hangs from the chin, and 髯 claims the cheeks.
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Loek van Kooten, MA @loekalization.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
On October 13, just hours before his flight home, Russia's FSB snatched a Japanese reporter on charges of spying. In a calculated move on that very same day, Moscow escorted officials from China's Heilongjiang province through Etorofu, an island Japan claims as its own.
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Loek van Kooten, MA @loekalization.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Halfway up any serious mountain there is a line where the trees collectively lose their nerve, and Japanese calls it 高木限界線 (kōboku genkaisen): a length of sewing thread laid along a farmer's fence. This is not a poetic flourish. It is a literal translation.
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Loek van Kooten, MA @loekalization.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Japan is mobilizing its brand new National Intelligence Bureau to track a dangerous joint campaign by China, Russia, and North Korea over a UN Charter clause that was supposed to be dead since 1995.
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Loek van Kooten, MA @loekalization.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Your inheritance, your last will, and wetting the bed all share the same kanji.
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Loek van Kooten, MA @loekalization.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I'm about to liberate the Dutch version of a Netflix children's series by tossing it online for free. Copyright law might actually be on my side here. Psych! I am obviously not doing that. But keep that idea in your brain for a second.
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Loek van Kooten, MA @loekalization.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Forty four point four tonnes. That is the staggering amount of plutonium Chinese state TV claimed Japan possesses on 11 October, a stockpile theoretically capable of fueling over 5000 nuclear weapons. Tokyo describes its own submarine ambitions in far more modest terms: kento, meaning study.
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Loek van Kooten, MA @loekalization.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
A single word has just ignited a diplomatic firestorm. On 11 October, China's state news agency Xinhua accused Taiwan's president Lai Ching-te of using a "Japan-flattering word" to describe the end of the Second World War: 终战. This is the exact term Japan uses.
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Loek van Kooten, MA @loekalization.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
On 9 October, Washington launched a direct assault on the International Criminal Court itself. With a Japanese president at the helm, Tokyo fired back that very night, while Beijing spent the day accusing Japan's right wing of poisoning AI.
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Loek van Kooten, MA @loekalization.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ancient Chinese poetry and modern corporate drudgery are exactly the same thing. Over 2,500 years ago, a poet sang 月出皎兮,佼人僚兮: 'the moon rises so bright, and the beautiful one is so lovely', using the character 僚 to describe that irresistible beauty.
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Loek van Kooten, MA @loekalization.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Just when you think America has hit rock bottom, it discovers a new depth.
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Loek van Kooten, MA @loekalization.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A diplomatic gamble is unfolding as former foreign minister Iwaya Takeshi reveals a high stakes proposal to save Japan-China ties by jointly reaffirming the 1972 Japan-China Joint Communique.
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Loek van Kooten, MA @loekalization.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You can greet a stranger in Japan by texting them the number 4649 or you can accidentally threaten to massacre them with 37564. The first reads as よろしく (yoroshiku), meaning 'nice to meet you', because 4 is yo, 6 is ro, 4 is shi, and 9 is ku.
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Loek van Kooten, MA @loekalization.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
On 5 October, France and Germany blindsided Brussels with a demand for the power to sever countries from Europe's single market.
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Loek van Kooten, MA @loekalization.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Every Japanese wedding gift comes in an envelope with a small folded ornament in the top right corner, the noshi, and its name, 熨斗 (noshi), is written with the old Chinese word for a clothes iron.
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Loek van Kooten, MA @loekalization.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Seven tankers just smuggled over 176,000 tonnes of South Korean fuel into Russia's Far East this summer, using Japan and Singapore as fake destinations to mask their true path to Vladivostok. The stakes are high.
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Loek van Kooten, MA @loekalization.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
FBI agents intercepted a 34-year-old woman at Los Angeles airport on 4 October just as she was boarding a flight to Shanghai. The allegation is chilling: Chinese officials deployed her to spy on the family of Taiwan's president.
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Loek van Kooten, MA @loekalization.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
When hanging out with besties, Japanese just yeets four of its particles into the void without a single regret. The golden rule for these four is simpler than any boring list: if your listener can mentally glue the particle back in, you are legally permitted to ditch it.
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Loek van Kooten, MA @loekalization.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A full-scale offensive exploded across Yemen on 4 October, launched by a government whose leader announced the strike from Riyadh rather than his own soil.
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Loek van Kooten, MA @loekalization.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A 20-year-old US Marine from Futenma air base was arrested by Okinawa police on 4 October for a crime that has sent shockwaves through the region.
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Loek van Kooten, MA @loekalization.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Special military operation. " That is the Kremlin's euphemism for the war in Ukraine, and now a Chinese state paper repeats it with chilling familiarity, stripped of all quotation marks and distance.
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Loek van Kooten, MA @loekalization.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Nineteen hundred years ago, the gold standard for Chinese dictionaries defined funerals as leaving your ancestors in a field wrapped in firewood while you shot birds with a bow.
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Loek van Kooten, MA @loekalization.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A single omitted title just sparked a diplomatic firestorm. On 30 September, China's foreign ministry spokesman Guo Jiakun addressed Japan's prime minister Takaichi Sanae by name alone, stripping away her official title.
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Loek van Kooten, MA @loekalization.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
China is bracing for a staggering 2.13 billion trips this National Day holiday, but there is a glaring hole in the data: Japan, once the top choice for Chinese travelers, has plummeted out of the top ten. In its place, Indonesia, Turkey, and South Korea have surged forward.
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Loek van Kooten, MA @loekalization.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dai Kaizhi spent an entire book trying to decide if bamboo is a grass or a tree only to conclude it is neither. 竹 (take) is that bamboo, and his final verdict was a brutal four characters: 非草非木. Neither grass nor tree.
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Loek van Kooten, MA @loekalization.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Beijing claims that on 24 September, Xi Jinping demanded Trump adhere to America's opposition to Taiwan independence. But Japan's Sankei newspaper has spotted a dangerous discrepancy: Washington has never actually used that word.
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Loek van Kooten, MA @loekalization.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A thousand years ago, the most prestigious dictionary in China decided that 透 (tō) meant jumping.
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Loek van Kooten, MA @loekalization.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Beijing just broke a diplomatic silence that has chilled relations since last November.
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Loek van Kooten, MA @loekalization.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Japanese word for butler, 執事 (shitsuji), is built upon the image of a man in handcuffs. It sounds prestigious until you realize the left half of 執 looks exactly like 幸, happiness. It is not happiness. It is the restraint.
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Loek van Kooten, MA @loekalization.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Donald Trump just slammed the door on Iran's offer to reopen the Strait of Hormuz within seven days, and the fallout was instant as US diesel rocketed to a record $6. 53 a gallon.
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Loek van Kooten, MA @loekalization.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A US Army missile launcher capable of striking targets 1600 km away is heading for Kadena Air Base on Okinawa this October, placing China squarely in its crosshairs. Japan's Defense Ministry calls the move "storage," but Beijing will view it as a provocation.
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Loek van Kooten, MA @loekalization.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Xi Jinping stood in the White House on 24 September and told Trump that China and America should compete like runners in a race, not gladiators in an arena.
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Loek van Kooten, MA @loekalization.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The word for study is built from a character that actually means a tiny black rice bug.
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Loek van Kooten, MA @loekalization.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Standing on the White House lawn with Xi Jinping by his side, Trump dropped a bombshell by calling China America's "ally" in the Second World War. Tokyo froze, fearing Washington was now echoing Beijing's narrative of Japan as the ancient wartime enemy.
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Loek van Kooten, MA @loekalization.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
On 23 September, IGN China slapped an 8 out of 10 on Graveyard Keeper 2 and spent a whole paragraph gushing over how hilarious the characters are. That paragraph is actually a stealthy tribute to Lazy Bear Games.
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Loek van Kooten, MA @loekalization.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Beijing is clinging to a dormant UN Charter clause that grants World War II victors the power to attack Japan without Security Council approval, insisting it still holds "important practical significance." Tokyo fires back that the provision has been dead text since 1995.
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Loek van Kooten, MA @loekalization.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Every child sent outside to play is actually a ribbon that has wandered off its flag. In Japanese, the word for play is 遊ぶ (asobu), and the kanji 遊 consists of 辶, the road you walk, combined with 斿, the ribbon fluttering from the end of a banner.
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Loek van Kooten, MA @loekalization.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A geopolitical fracture over Nexperia is transforming a chip plant in Dongguan into a lethal low-cost competitor.
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Loek van Kooten, MA @loekalization.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Japanese possesses a grammatical ending whose sole purpose in life is to inform the listener that you dabbled in this and tinkered with that over the weekend, all while making it clear you put absolutely zero effort into any of it.
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Loek van Kooten, MA @loekalization.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Every single sentence you speak in Japanese is technically a piece of foliage. This is because the word for word is 言葉 (kotoba), which consists of speech, 言, sitting atop a leaf, 葉. Weld those same two components into one single character and you have 諜, the word for espionage.
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Loek van Kooten, MA @loekalization.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Beijing has just purged its second most powerful military figure. Zhang Youxia is out, expelled for what the official announcement describes as forming little cliques and gangs. As Japan's prime minister raced toward New York for the U. N.
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Loek van Kooten, MA @loekalization.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Your romantic life and a coastal bay are actually the same tangled mess of silk thread.
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Loek van Kooten, MA @loekalization.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Japan's bankers are ready to fund the machinery of war, provided they can do it in the shadows. In Beijing, the People's Daily has already sounded the alarm, labeling Tokyo's record 8.9 trillion yen defense request as 穷兵黩武, a reckless exhaustion of the state through militarism.
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Loek van Kooten, MA @loekalization.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Imagine tariffs of up to 100 percent on every single product China sells to America. This is the Graham Act, signed in Washington on 18 September, and the fuse is Russian oil.
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