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@locksmithprime.bsky.social
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Information security. Cryptography. Movies. Lots of politics. Grumpy, and very comfortable with it. Cheese. He/him.

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Locksmith @locksmithprime.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Something like this.
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Locksmith @locksmithprime.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Seriously. This guy has 62 teeth or something.
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Locksmith @locksmithprime.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Locksmith @locksmithprime.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Contribution of AI.
A motorcade of aircraft catering food carts, appropriate to conduct very brave republican politicians.
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Locksmith @locksmithprime.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Or the more realistic cruise ship photo:
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Locksmith @locksmithprime.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
What do you mean, "like we ended up with shih-tzus." Don't you dare cross my shih-tzu!
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Locksmith @locksmithprime.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
This is a sign at a restroom in NY. It is refreshing to visit a blue state, where we from Texas recall what respect and progress fells like.
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Locksmith @locksmithprime.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Plus we shall give it this Wonder Woman, who is also formidable in real life.
Linda Carter, who played Wonder Woman in the same TV series from 1975-1979. Carter is even more classy and formidable in real life.
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Locksmith @locksmithprime.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
The first step in evolving out of sycophancy, Lutnick, is to stop laughing like an idiot at imbecilic jokes. You see Rubio there? He knows eventually all of you will be under the bus.
Lutnick laughs like an imbecil at an imbecil.
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Locksmith @locksmithprime.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
It brings back memories of this.
Strong woman Nancy Pelosi with her finger at Taco's face.
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Locksmith @locksmithprime.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
An AI-generated picture of the Roman Coliseum covered in ads from beer and cryptocurrency, and modern lighting. Resembling the modern White House under Taco.
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Locksmith @locksmithprime.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
May them all join my two Ball and Bonkee, who passed many years ago. It still hurts, but I love them deeply and forever. They make us better people, and that is their most sublime gift.
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Locksmith @locksmithprime.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Here is my old gentleman. He passed years ago at 17, and I will love him forever. He says hi from his place in evolution.
My old gentleman, Ball, a small gray poodle. He made me a better person.
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Locksmith @locksmithprime.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
It is alive but exhausted. I roll a towel around the bird and keep it there, the bird keeps the eyes closed and rests. After 10 minutes I put the bird on the grass to let the sun dry them out and infuse them with light. 5 minutes after resting more, the bird perks up, flies away.
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Locksmith @locksmithprime.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
What else to do? I drive 30 min back to the rehabilitation center, "I have another one". I donate money again, they add the bird to the same form, and I drive back. Here video of the 2nd bird.
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Locksmith @locksmithprime.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
They put the bird in an incubator to warm them and reassured me it was the right decision to bring them in, because they were too small to regain their body temperature. Here is a video of the bird: eyes open and already singing coming into the rehabilitation center.
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Locksmith @locksmithprime.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
We need some more Shih Tzu power here. This is Checkers.
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Locksmith @locksmithprime.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
There imbecile, there's maga imbecile, and then there's Burgum. Even in Texas, which is a cesspool of republicans, solar is abundantly used together with immense battery arrays for the state grid. Below is the Ercot display of energy sources as of now. Power storage at -2.5%, i.e., charging.
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Locksmith @locksmithprime.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Right? I'm in between Earth and Moon and still have to listen to this crap? Yet they nodded at that s***. I am in a stage in which I have no politeness in me.
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Locksmith @locksmithprime.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Commodus claiming the wars had been won because of his "leadership", and he was not even there.
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Locksmith @locksmithprime.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Venezuela's Maria Corina Machado gives her Nobel Peace Prize to Taco. Taco treats the prize and gift to the extent of how he respects it, by depositing it into a toilet room.
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Locksmith @locksmithprime.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
JD Vance is both late for the battle and late for the same scene in the Gladiator movie, proving his complete and unabated incompetence.
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Locksmith @locksmithprime.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Roman General does a face-palm as imbecile non-military thumps chest and claims military victories while knowing nothing about wars.
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Locksmith @locksmithprime.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Not much respect you had, did you Bondi.
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Locksmith @locksmithprime.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
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Locksmith @locksmithprime.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
What did they expect? They are concentration camps with different names. Soon they will start being tagged. And we will all normalize it.
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Locksmith @locksmithprime.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
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Locksmith @locksmithprime.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
The one item missing from these US cabinet meetings with Taco are the notepads. Because every word from Dear Leader Taco is a word of Wisdom, of Supreme Intelligence and Unquestionable Perfection of Knowledge.
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Locksmith @locksmithprime.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
My schihpoo is more intimidating than the both of you with those oh so very strong words.
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Locksmith @locksmithprime.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Do we have "Sensible Maintenance 101" in Architecture and Design college courses? What is the sense in putting this LED light in a ceiling 5.5-meter (18-foot) high? And next to a staircase? Need to rent a scissor lift to change a light fixture?
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Locksmith @locksmithprime.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
I very much appreciate engineers and technical writers with a sense of humor.
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Locksmith @locksmithprime.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Signage with the words "The Trump Center of Excellence" attached to the best representation of his excellence: a trash can.
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Locksmith @locksmithprime.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
How is that even legal?
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Locksmith @locksmithprime.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
We are honored and excited to present our award to FIFA, in recognition of their integrity and principles.
The people's award of sycophancy, awarded to FIFA. Depicts a man obsequiously kissing the boot of another old, fat man.
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Locksmith @locksmithprime.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Suggestion of ad for Tylenol so that it falls back in grace for republicans and they stop linking it to autism.
Advertisement for Tylenol in "Idiocracy" style, sporting the only scientific fact that can be comprehended by republicans: "it has electrolytes!"
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Locksmith @locksmithprime.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
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Duck on a junebug.
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Locksmith @locksmithprime.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Here is their idea of betterment of society.
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Locksmith @locksmithprime.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
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Locksmith @locksmithprime.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
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Locksmith @locksmithprime.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
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Locksmith @locksmithprime.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
I found this stored in my kitchen. I do not recall why I stored it, or what it is. Does any one have a clue? It looks and weighs as a tiny block of concrete (and I have no reason to store a sample of concrete).
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Locksmith @locksmithprime.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Resident Alien s1e4. Even the bag they got right. Outstanding.
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Locksmith @locksmithprime.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
It was an important moment for Chelsea, as they commemorated their trophy that they won thanks to the skills, efforts, gamesmanship and leadership of Taco, the US president.
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Locksmith @locksmithprime.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Damn Democrats. Picking on republicans, all republicans do is work hard to help people, be nice and respectful, never point fingers, all for the people and none for themselves.
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Locksmith @locksmithprime.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
This the email we received from Social Security. One more act from this regime towards turning this country into a house of clowns.
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Locksmith @locksmithprime.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Comments from the new superman movie. Imagine this kind of intolerant being put as secretary of defense. Or being elected president.
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Locksmith @locksmithprime.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Just a normal afternoon in Texas.
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Locksmith @locksmithprime.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
The Four Stooges?
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Locksmith @locksmithprime.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
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Locksmith @locksmithprime.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
That is he, is it not.
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