Ben @lockjohnson.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I've never been a particularly hairy guy and being fair haired it's barely visible anyway. I have to say that over the past 5+ yrs I've been surprised by how much it's been sprouting from my back. 620210
Ben @lockjohnson.bsky.social · 16/08/2026The fact that they've just randomly blocked me without me saying who it was or even calling out any of their posts says quite a lot... 😆 3242
Ben @lockjohnson.bsky.social · 16/07/2026When you close the blind while pooping so you aren't blinded by the sun's rays only to find that the blind wants to be a knobhead instead... 4910
Ben @lockjohnson.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Every hometown’s got the ominous megastructure, what’s yours? 060
Ben @lockjohnson.bsky.social · 08/06/2026It's late. I have to do the washing up. But I don't want to do it. Urrrrrrrrrrgh... 2941
Ben @lockjohnson.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Hmmm. Not sure if i could pull off a skate shoe at aged 41... But i do love them! 😆 9260
Ben @lockjohnson.bsky.social · 25/04/2026One of my favourite episodes of Star Trek: The Next Generation. 010
Ben @lockjohnson.bsky.social · 24/04/2026In other news I now look like a thumb. Call me Thumbenlina ✨✨✨ 71764
Ben @lockjohnson.bsky.social · 25/03/2026It's little things like changing out my wallpaper and theme once in a blue moon that bring me real happiness ☺️💙✨ 1100
Ben @lockjohnson.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Watching 3 Body Problem (NO SPOILERS) and hello hello hello!!! 😍😍😍 180
Ben @lockjohnson.bsky.social · 07/03/2026You in another decade. Out with a friend shopping for your new dream home. 2007. 160
Ben @lockjohnson.bsky.social · 07/03/2026Shout-out to all the other twats having to work today ... 21232
Ben @lockjohnson.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Relocated to the kitchen as carpets for the dining room and spare room are installed. Lounge is also out of action as the decorator is in there. I could go chill in my bedroom but i need to be near to the front door for when the carpet folks arrive. 41252
Ben @lockjohnson.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Introduce yourself with the name your parents almost gave you. Hi everyone. My names Bert. 0361
Ben @lockjohnson.bsky.social · 17/11/2025What fictional creature/villain traumatized you as a kid? Tell a lie, he still terrifies me. 😵💫 240
Ben @lockjohnson.bsky.social · 22/10/2025If you see this, quote a repost of a vampire that isn't Dracula (I remember being slightly obsessed with Stephen Dorff's shirt in this film when it was released) 010
Ben @lockjohnson.bsky.social · 05/10/2025Eye infection (it's actually a chalazion) aaaaaaaaalmost gone. 21667
Ben @lockjohnson.bsky.social · 30/09/2025I was enjoying looking like a scruffy bastard. But caved. Currently dealing with an eye infection. Bleurgh. 1125210
Ben @lockjohnson.bsky.social · 28/09/2025Almost 2am here. Always was and always will be a night owl. It's like my brain just goes into overdrive the moment the sun sets. Not good for my eye bags tho. 😩 92247
Ben @lockjohnson.bsky.social · 20/09/2025Someone's rich smug hand at the top for size reference... 110
Ben @lockjohnson.bsky.social · 21/07/2025Everyone's talking about Labubu but I'm still talking about Prince Abubu. 020
Ben @lockjohnson.bsky.social · 30/06/2025Post the same actor in two roles that show their range... 090
