Spermjackee @localcriminal.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I've heard there are plans for a Regulators movie. I really wonder if they're going to stick with the "sometimes, you just have to gun down an autistic child, and that's okay" angle. 010 1
Spermjackee @localcriminal.bsky.social · 09/10/2026youtu.be/2aHrCGcTEeQ?... Nobody did it quite like him.youtu.beFull Metal JackoffYouTube video by Jello Biafra - Topic 1140 14
Spermjackee @localcriminal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Poor Eder, he turned in to the other blonde WRPG himbo. 110 1
Spermjackee @localcriminal.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Spend every summer up there for work. Was fully convinced I was going to die to freak weather/wildlife this year. 010 1
Spermjackee @localcriminal.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Lmao, this is some of the most condescending hogshit I ever saw. Absolutely marinated in it. 010 1
Spermjackee @localcriminal.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Beasting all over Rossel Malone. Kid didn't even know Link was left handed. 010 1
Spermjackee @localcriminal.bsky.social · 21/06/2026That the shit that makes you vulnerable to cold but able to heal by consuming X parasites? 000 0
Spermjackee @localcriminal.bsky.social · 08/05/2026I did not grow up with that but I HAVE seen every single God's Not Dead movie so now I'm honour-bound to follow Newsboys news. 000 0
Spermjackee @localcriminal.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Every fuckin' tech company in the world has the same "put the AI button next to/in place of the thing people regularly click on already" strategy to artificially boost their numbers and I hate it. 000 0
Spermjackee @localcriminal.bsky.social · 11/04/2026She shows up in an X-Men movie just to get porcupined. 000 0
Spermjackee @localcriminal.bsky.social · 05/04/2026I guess there's no real songwriting credit to attribute here, but who came up with the idea for Crow's "Hang Down Your Head Tom Dewey" song? I've loved that segment ever since the Chapo Trap House/Matt Christman presidential history series got me Dewey-pilled.got.me 000 0
Spermjackee @localcriminal.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Also de-gothed the goth girl for some reason? 110 1
Spermjackee @localcriminal.bsky.social · 28/03/2026Probably the worst CGI of any film released in American theatres in 2005. 130 3
Spermjackee @localcriminal.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Did Harris really run on that? I don't remember a lot of first woman/first black woman stuff coming out of her 2024 campaign. Much more of a Clinton obsession to my memory. 110 1
Spermjackee @localcriminal.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Well the last hour or so of act 3 had me standing up from my computer and pacing around my room in excitement every ten minutes, so it worked. 011 1
Spermjackee @localcriminal.bsky.social · 17/03/2026People don't even remember Hyenas #jointhepack. 131 3
Spermjackee @localcriminal.bsky.social · 17/03/2026Similar thing happened with Jurassic Park. Book Hammond was a scumbag businessman, but as portrayed by likeable grandpa Richard Attenborough, Movie Hammond was smpathetically tragic. 000 0
Spermjackee @localcriminal.bsky.social · 23/02/2026Need Homer Simpson's vocabulary tapes but with the audio tracks of Pelham One Two Three and My Cousin Vinny. www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnyC...youtube.comThe Simpsons - Homers VocabularyYouTube video by 742 Evergreen Terrace 000 0
Spermjackee @localcriminal.bsky.social · 16/02/2026How do feel about Diablo-style map overlays? 020 2
Spermjackee @localcriminal.bsky.social · 07/01/2026Canadian media should be 70% sci-fi shows that pretend that a random forest in BC is on an alien planet and 30% movies that pretend that Toronto water treatment plants are prisons/insane asylums. 051 5
Spermjackee @localcriminal.bsky.social · 06/01/2026Damn, it's kinda like when you act, you create your own reality. And when other people are judiciously studying that reality, you'll act again, creating new realities, which they can study, too. Because you're history's actor, and they can only study what you do. 030 3
Spermjackee @localcriminal.bsky.social · 06/01/2026This was actually a fairly popular talking-point back in the early 2000s when things were going well for Chavez! A sort of, "Oh, you think socialism is responsible for improving conditions in Venezuela? Well guess what, they're actually way more capitalist than you think!" kind of argument. 010 1
Spermjackee @localcriminal.bsky.social · 06/01/2026I'm on season 8 of my first ever watchthrough of King of the Hill and it's been a pretty good ride. 010 1
Spermjackee @localcriminal.bsky.social · 01/01/2026I wonder why "the fact that I thought it was real just shows how bad things REALLY are" is the go-to conservative response to falling for a joke while "I thought jokes were supposed to be... *checks notes*... uh, funny?" is the stock liberal reply. 010 1
Spermjackee @localcriminal.bsky.social · 10/12/2025Whoever had the idea for that specific font change at the end of the game, give 'em a promotion. Shit had me pacing around my room. 000 0
Spermjackee @localcriminal.bsky.social · 13/11/2025Haha, that was me! Glad and surprised to see the change. 000 0
Spermjackee @localcriminal.bsky.social · 12/11/2025Wait so John du Pont wasn't even the most fucked up one in the family? 020 2
Spermjackee @localcriminal.bsky.social · 30/10/2025I think that first one is bugged. I don't even know how you *don't* help her. 100 1
Spermjackee @localcriminal.bsky.social · 27/10/2025It's a shame. More people should be exposed to the worst fat suit in film. 000 0
Spermjackee @localcriminal.bsky.social · 22/09/2025Mine is when the mafia (allegedly) planned a hit on Pierre Trudeau purely out of the hope that they could lure Castro out of Cuba and kill him at the funeral. 010 1
Spermjackee @localcriminal.bsky.social · 20/09/2025If you're taking skeleton suggestions, might I add: the Skull Knight (Berserk), La Parka/LA Park (pro wrestler), Red Death (Venture Bros), and/or Morte (Planescape Torment). 010 1
Spermjackee @localcriminal.bsky.social · 09/09/2025Very common malady in my line of work. We call it "the claw". Never seen it quite so locked in, though. 000 0
Spermjackee @localcriminal.bsky.social · 08/09/2025Oh shit, it's my shower! Confused the hell out of me at first. 010 1
Spermjackee @localcriminal.bsky.social · 21/06/2025Both fantastic. If the rumour that Fire Emblem 4 is getting remade soon pans out, you'll see a really good one there. 000 0
Spermjackee @localcriminal.bsky.social · 21/06/2025I somehow got stuck right before the time skip when I was a kid. Ended up pretty overleveled by the time I figured it out, at least. 000 0
Spermjackee @localcriminal.bsky.social · 20/04/2025(Picture of a techno-utopia) Society if 4e's PHB1 had twice as many classes but only went to level 10 and PHB2 and 3 were for levels 11-20 and 21-30 respectively instead of making the game 1-30 with a tiny selection of classes from the start. 0362 36
Spermjackee @localcriminal.bsky.social · 29/03/2025She is definitely, 100% an IDF soldier in the movie. Now I'm wondering if it was a late change or if this is a case of "George Lucas doesn't remember what lightsabers are called". 010 1
