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⋆˙⟡ 𝐎𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞​ ⟡˙⋆

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⋆˙⟡ 𝐎𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞​ ⟡˙⋆ @local-disgrace.bsky.social · 3m
I want to be friends again! I really do! But I can't let you do this to me again!
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⋆˙⟡ 𝐎𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞​ ⟡˙⋆ @local-disgrace.bsky.social · 18m
Throw a rock into the ocean and you’ll probably be the last human to ever touch it.
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⋆˙⟡ 𝐎𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞​ ⟡˙⋆ @local-disgrace.bsky.social · 38m
In a vacuum, nobody can hurt you. In a vacuum, you can not hurt others. As there will be nothing, nor anything. But you.
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⋆˙⟡ 𝐎𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞​ ⟡˙⋆ @local-disgrace.bsky.social · 55m
Faygo was pumped through the plumbing instead of tap water. The new national pastime was having type 2 diabetes. And the national anthem was replaced by a 3 minute high-reverb audio clip of President Jay farting into a microphone while laughing.
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⋆˙⟡ 𝐎𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞​ ⟡˙⋆ @local-disgrace.bsky.social · 1h
You idiot we are ALL overthinkers WE HAVE GENERALISED ANXIETY DISORDER
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⋆˙⟡ 𝐎𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞​ ⟡˙⋆ @local-disgrace.bsky.social · 1h
When I die young, bury me in satin. Lay me down in a bed of roses.
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⋆˙⟡ 𝐎𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞​ ⟡˙⋆ @local-disgrace.bsky.social · 1h
Life brings pain, pain brings life.
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⋆˙⟡ 𝐎𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞​ ⟡˙⋆ @local-disgrace.bsky.social · 1h
Hangovers in the afterlife can make you real thirsty.
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⋆˙⟡ 𝐎𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞​ ⟡˙⋆ @local-disgrace.bsky.social · 1h
You were the first thing I ever saw You talked to me And you told me that you loved me. I didn't know who I was or how I was or what I was but... I knew that I was loved.
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⋆˙⟡ 𝐎𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞​ ⟡˙⋆ @local-disgrace.bsky.social · 2h
I don't tell jokes and I'm not silly...
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⋆˙⟡ 𝐎𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞​ ⟡˙⋆ @local-disgrace.bsky.social · 2h
Hangovers in the afterlife can make you real thirsty.
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⋆˙⟡ 𝐎𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞​ ⟡˙⋆ @local-disgrace.bsky.social · 2h
But you know what's true, chat? Cowards never tell stories!
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⋆˙⟡ 𝐎𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞​ ⟡˙⋆ @local-disgrace.bsky.social · 2h
You poor, needy, beggarly, hard up. schlocky, frowzy, scrimpy clodpoll.
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⋆˙⟡ 𝐎𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞​ ⟡˙⋆ @local-disgrace.bsky.social · 2h
'' WHAT!! YOU ARE ENA?!! YOU HAVE A JOB?! '' '' It's more of a lifestyle. That's my destiny. What more could I do? GOD knows the rest. ''
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⋆˙⟡ 𝐎𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞​ ⟡˙⋆ @local-disgrace.bsky.social · 3h
sorry for stammering an all being an agog grinning idiot i just cannot.... actually believe u are real and here and alive and not dying and so am i!
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⋆˙⟡ 𝐎𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞​ ⟡˙⋆ @local-disgrace.bsky.social · 3h
... I'm not giving up on you, Mori. Never.
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⋆˙⟡ 𝐎𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞​ ⟡˙⋆ @local-disgrace.bsky.social · 3h
Well, I say they can 2uck it because thi2 i2 al2o my home. And there i2 not much they can do about it!
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⋆˙⟡ 𝐎𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞​ ⟡˙⋆ @local-disgrace.bsky.social · 3h
SHE KEEPS SAYING YOU'RE HER ''BEST, MOST CAPABLE PART'', BUT YOU ARE ALSO MOST SELFISH!
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⋆˙⟡ 𝐎𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞​ ⟡˙⋆ @local-disgrace.bsky.social · 3h
Nobody wants to be my friend because I'm crazy and bad at everything.
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⋆˙⟡ 𝐎𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞​ ⟡˙⋆ @local-disgrace.bsky.social · 3h
Now go. ENA! Reach that giant orb in the sky and be one with it! Now, it's your turn to BEGIN LIFE ANEW!
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⋆˙⟡ 𝐎𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞​ ⟡˙⋆ @local-disgrace.bsky.social · 4h
'' What's the point? You gain nothing from killing your teammates. Please. We can achieve so much if we just work together. It's the only way we can win. I'm sure of it. '' '' i think we both know it's not about winning. ''
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⋆˙⟡ 𝐎𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞​ ⟡˙⋆ @local-disgrace.bsky.social · 4h
DAMN IT. SHUT UP! YOU KNOW. I DON'T EVEN BELIEVE ANYTHING, BUT YOU'RE BLEEDING OUT SOME REAL BULLSHIT HERE!!! YOU’RE A FLUKE!!!
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⋆˙⟡ 𝐎𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞​ ⟡˙⋆ @local-disgrace.bsky.social · 4h
But you know what's true, chat? Cowards never tell stories!
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⋆˙⟡ 𝐎𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞​ ⟡˙⋆ @local-disgrace.bsky.social · 4h
I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS. WHAT SORT OF ASSHOLE. WOULD SET UP A WIRELESS MOUSE. AND THEN WELD IT TO THE COUNTER.
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⋆˙⟡ 𝐎𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞​ ⟡˙⋆ @local-disgrace.bsky.social · 5h
There's more to me. So, please. Just keep looking.
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⋆˙⟡ 𝐎𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞​ ⟡˙⋆ @local-disgrace.bsky.social · 5h
Hey nerd, ever heard that history repeats?
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⋆˙⟡ 𝐎𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞​ ⟡˙⋆ @local-disgrace.bsky.social · 5h
Worry not, you are still a child of GOD.
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⋆˙⟡ 𝐎𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞​ ⟡˙⋆ @local-disgrace.bsky.social · 5h
What a vivid hallucination. And what a fucking horrifying one. He's used to seeing and hearing shit that isn't there but this is... complex. Beautiful. Divine. Warm. Comforting. What a sick joke.
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⋆˙⟡ 𝐎𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞​ ⟡˙⋆ @local-disgrace.bsky.social · 5h
No dude, I was a huge asshole to you. You have no idea of the depths of my bitchiness, man. I suck! And you deserve better than that, so I need to try and suck less.
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⋆˙⟡ 𝐎𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞​ ⟡˙⋆ @local-disgrace.bsky.social · 6h
It's safe to hope again, Norm. I promise.
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⋆˙⟡ 𝐎𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞​ ⟡˙⋆ @local-disgrace.bsky.social · 6h
Being pregnant might be against the rules of the MSPA Forum...
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⋆˙⟡ 𝐎𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞​ ⟡˙⋆ @local-disgrace.bsky.social · 6h
I think life has no meaning and you're full of shit.
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⋆˙⟡ 𝐎𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞​ ⟡˙⋆ @local-disgrace.bsky.social · 6h
It's killing me, but I never die.
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⋆˙⟡ 𝐎𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞​ ⟡˙⋆ @local-disgrace.bsky.social · 6h
Does that mean my day to die is here?
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⋆˙⟡ 𝐎𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞​ ⟡˙⋆ @local-disgrace.bsky.social · 7h
What a vivid hallucination. And what a fucking horrifying one. He's used to seeing and hearing shit that isn't there but this is... complex. Beautiful. Divine. Warm. Comforting. What a sick joke.
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⋆˙⟡ 𝐎𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞​ ⟡˙⋆ @local-disgrace.bsky.social · 7h
I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS. WHAT SORT OF ASSHOLE. WOULD SET UP A WIRELESS MOUSE. AND THEN WELD IT TO THE COUNTER.
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⋆˙⟡ 𝐎𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞​ ⟡˙⋆ @local-disgrace.bsky.social · 7h
Oh! I watched the whole thing myself! Hovering above my corpse that had withered away from alchoolism long before I expired!
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⋆˙⟡ 𝐎𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞​ ⟡˙⋆ @local-disgrace.bsky.social · 7h
"But someone needs to make sure Fern and Dee are fed" "Someone needs to make sure Fern and Dee are safe" "Well Fern needs someone to be with her until Dee's done with her studies" "WELL DEE NEEDS SOMEONE TO MAKE SURE SHE ISN'T OVERWORKING HERSELF." WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME DEE DID SOMETHING FOR YOU?
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⋆˙⟡ 𝐎𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞​ ⟡˙⋆ @local-disgrace.bsky.social · 7h
But you know what's true, chat? Cowards never tell stories!
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⋆˙⟡ 𝐎𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞​ ⟡˙⋆ @local-disgrace.bsky.social · 7h
"I don't remember that happening" no shit, Sherlock! for me it was a formative memory that forever changed the way my brain processes information and for you it was a FUCKING TUESDAY!
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⋆˙⟡ 𝐎𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞​ ⟡˙⋆ @local-disgrace.bsky.social · 8h
Life needs time to blossom.
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⋆˙⟡ 𝐎𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞​ ⟡˙⋆ @local-disgrace.bsky.social · 8h
Are you poor with words or what?! Let's TALK, YOU CHEAP ASSISTANT!
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⋆˙⟡ 𝐎𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞​ ⟡˙⋆ @local-disgrace.bsky.social · 8h
'' Look. /If your right hand causes you to sin, you cut it off./ '' '' David, when God created the world, he also created metaphors. ''
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⋆˙⟡ 𝐎𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞​ ⟡˙⋆ @local-disgrace.bsky.social · 8h
As if it wasn't much more than just a figment Of his imagination, but for days, it was persistent And it went, '' Follow me, follow me. Follow me, follow me. '' Then it got louder '' Follow me, follow me. I have something to show you. ''
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⋆˙⟡ 𝐎𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞​ ⟡˙⋆ @local-disgrace.bsky.social · 8h
You want to know the real reason your wife left you? It wasn't the drinking! or the stumbling home at all hours or the rage! It was the whining! Nothing's ever your fault is it?
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⋆˙⟡ 𝐎𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞​ ⟡˙⋆ @local-disgrace.bsky.social · 9h
I am so ready to cruise and party responsibly in every illegal way!
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⋆˙⟡ 𝐎𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞​ ⟡˙⋆ @local-disgrace.bsky.social · 9h
Does that mean my day to die is here?
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⋆˙⟡ 𝐎𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞​ ⟡˙⋆ @local-disgrace.bsky.social · 9h
SHE KEEPS SAYING YOU'RE HER ''BEST, MOST CAPABLE PART'', BUT YOU ARE ALSO MOST SELFISH!
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⋆˙⟡ 𝐎𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞​ ⟡˙⋆ @local-disgrace.bsky.social · 9h
Even if it's probably only the shortness, she seems carefree in a way you didn't know was possible. Even Dream Jade wasn't this gosh darn skippy. Honestly, the longer you look at her, the more your throat hurts.
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⋆˙⟡ 𝐎𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞​ ⟡˙⋆ @local-disgrace.bsky.social · 9h
Horrible choice! But precise.
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