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Lobsterboy

@lobsterbutt.bsky.social
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Ol cum bus, ohio

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Lobsterboy @lobsterbutt.bsky.social · 18h
Finally, the hard work at Anthropic pays off
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Lobsterboy @lobsterbutt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Jurassic Park into Event Horizon is a tonal shift i only expect from Sen Meow
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Lobsterboy @lobsterbutt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the entire ohio experience!
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Lobsterboy @lobsterbutt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Was expecting GOD DAMNIT DONALD
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Lobsterboy @lobsterbutt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Goon carrier for goon island
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Lobsterboy @lobsterbutt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
hi tres I like seeing you show up randomly, okay thanks buddy hope lifes good
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Lobsterboy @lobsterbutt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
thats a good bloom right there yessir
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Lobsterboy @lobsterbutt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Budd Dwyer didnt have cancer tho so what're you mad about
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Lobsterboy @lobsterbutt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is an extremely normal thing to say to someone when mad at sports from your real account full of family photos and information.
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Daily bunny no.3461 doesn't need a guard dog
A bunny stands on a front porch, barking angrily at a befuddled shaggy dog, who is standing out in the yard.
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Colleen 🇵🇸 @colleenmay.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I know the Atlantic could not give less of a crap about worker solidarity, but! Reinforcing this dichotomy between physical labor and “thinking” labor is denying that many kinds of labor involve both and also that workers all have more in common with one another than we do with the people in charge.
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Lobsterboy @lobsterbutt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
hold up I'm stuck on why is a hypnotherapy place posting that video
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Pablo Torre @pablo.show · 02/10/2026
Our Life Surge coverage continues. New PTFO x @rooster.info: youtu.be/NV7tvC-lPqQ?...
youtu.be
From Tim Tebow to Urban Meyer: Backstage at Ohio State for Life Surge | PTFO
YouTube video by PABLO TORRE FINDS OUT
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Lobsterboy @lobsterbutt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Normally I regret being awake this early but not today.
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Lobsterboy @lobsterbutt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Im more fascinated by Ian Cole still being a productive D at this point. He and Savard were a great pair for cbj - and I had to look- 8 years ago. Comes at you quick.
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Daily bunny no.3458 works better on the floor
A small bunny has all their notes and papers strewn about the floor, where they are studying while lying down next to their pet goldfish in a fishbowl. They have an actual desk, but it sits unused. It is late at night.
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Lobsterboy @lobsterbutt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hell yeah
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Lobsterboy @lobsterbutt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Kind of funny because office of personnel management got hacked years ago and a ton of flag officer / higher ups got pwned
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Lobsterboy @lobsterbutt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When in doubt
Devin Cooley goaler for the Calgary flames of the nhl saying his mindset is "nothing matters nobody cares were all gonna die"
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Lobsterboy @lobsterbutt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
everyone stops fighting to ask him if both get hard together or if they are independently hard
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Lobsterboy @lobsterbutt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
stefan I do not know if you care deeply about stats but the canucks dragged a win out of almost three times their expected goals and it makes me happier that it spoiled babcocks return to the bench. bsky.app/profile/hock...
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Lobsterboy @lobsterbutt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Youre now missing such trenchent insights such as 'why are there privacy curtains in doctors offices', a thing that a grown man does not understand somehow.
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Lobsterboy @lobsterbutt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Thank you for your service
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jimpers crimpers @jimprov.sendusyourmoney.com · 29/09/2026
I am a man of my word
shop.sendusyourmoney.com
Final Fantasy XIV Online shirt
Express your final fantasies of a team of dream jobs: Sage, Paladin, Black Mage and Dancer - all together at last and at low, low prices!
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Lobsterboy @lobsterbutt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh my god.
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Lobsterboy @lobsterbutt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Im annoyed because I want to see death cab play at the shoe but I do not want to pay for 21 pilots tickets and have to deal with their fans
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Lobsterboy @lobsterbutt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Shrimp status : not forgotten
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Lobsterboy @lobsterbutt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
T-shirt worn all year
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Daily bunny no.3455 prefers the classics
Two bunnies are standing near a record player, and one starts to play their preferred record, "Something Else" by the Kinks. Next to him, the second bunny is miffed that she can't play her preferred record, "Room On Fire" by the Strokes.
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Lobsterboy @lobsterbutt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Its beautiful
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Lobsterboy @lobsterbutt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Happy to see that catnip bananas continue to be made and addictive.
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Lobsterboy @lobsterbutt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
He blocked me on Twitter for asking if his teeth were so yellow from all the piss he drank
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Lobsterboy @lobsterbutt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
yeah every time you think 'hey they managed to latch onto the nascent hate the average person has about this situation' they immediately Reversal of Fortune you.
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Lobsterboy @lobsterbutt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
oh wait no shes a fucking moron She emphasized Acton raised the idea of a gas tax holiday first and added, “Vivek Ramaswamy is following Dr. Acton’s bold leadership with emergency relief at the gas pump.”
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Lobsterboy @lobsterbutt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
at least in this case their solution to adding a gas tax was using the money the state gave to the browns
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Daily bunny no.3453 is looking back
Bunnies sit at a table outside a cafe, called the Luna Cafe. It is on the surface of the moon, looking at a distant planet earth. They sip from mugs while a third bunny watches from a second floor balcony.
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Lobsterboy @lobsterbutt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
what do you mean, im sure that bridge is absolutely fine and still standing tall and proud in th-*touches earpiece*
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Lobsterboy @lobsterbutt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I see you wanted to get yelled at today, good choice
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Lobsterboy @lobsterbutt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
oh man if only all of them would refund their beta and not play the actual game, please no not an experience devoid of them, what tragedy.
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Lobsterboy @lobsterbutt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Doing fine, ohio still a hot dumpster and our elections are awful but its fall
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Lobsterboy @lobsterbutt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I was lookin for you the other day, glad things are going strong bud.
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Lobsterboy @lobsterbutt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
He Wants to knock my comfort dick outta my mouth! Thats how I concentrate.
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Lobsterboy @lobsterbutt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
:,(
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Lobsterboy @lobsterbutt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What if its there as a soothing mechanism like an adult pacifier, huh tough guy? What then?
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Lobsterboy @lobsterbutt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
hockey night in canada needs to hire you as the social content person and its just 10 minutes each night of you shit talking the nucks
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Lobsterboy @lobsterbutt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
in this house we respect the first american cup winners, the seattle metropolit-*a giant hook yanks me off the stage*
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Daily bunny no.3451 needs some snowshoes
A bunny wearing a winter coat and scarf wanders through a snowy mountainous landscape, bracing themself for the cold and wind.
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Lobsterboy @lobsterbutt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
There are times I remember digging through google in the 2000s to find why something was funny and it turned out to be a reference to like, their local weather person, and finding that more satisfying in the end.
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Lobsterboy @lobsterbutt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
oh my god dems shut the hell up and let me get a cheap electric car PLEASE.
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Lobsterboy @lobsterbutt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
GGs returned, he had no idea what the electric spaghetti you threw at him was that roped him in so great job there lol
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