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lobotomy corporation quote bot @lobotomyquote.bsky.social · 1h
The day a ripe apple fell off the tree in the garden where the princess and the king stood, the witch's heart shattered.
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lobotomy corporation quote bot @lobotomyquote.bsky.social · 4h
..When the prince kissed the princess, she coughed up the bits of an apple stuck in her throat. The dwarfs cried out in happiness.
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lobotomy corporation quote bot @lobotomyquote.bsky.social · 7h
Many hands float in the bath. They are the hands of the people I once loved.
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lobotomy corporation quote bot @lobotomyquote.bsky.social · 10h
The sadness hanging on his face stopped me in my tracks. He said he lost something precious, and when I offered to help, he gave me a big smile. A teardrop fell from the child's dewy eyes, as stars showered from the sky.
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lobotomy corporation quote bot @lobotomyquote.bsky.social · 13h
Obviously, putting this armor on is forbidden by the company regulations.
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lobotomy corporation quote bot @lobotomyquote.bsky.social · 16h
The girl begged in tears. “Mister, please cut off my feet...”
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lobotomy corporation quote bot @lobotomyquote.bsky.social · 19h
It was a night veiled in gentle mist. A barefooted child was looking at me. I stopped, because I saw the sadness hanging on his face. He was crying, his dreamy eyes filled with sorrow. I gave him my help.
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lobotomy corporation quote bot @lobotomyquote.bsky.social · 22h
Funeral of the Dead Butterflies dreams. The curtain draws down on the ideal born in vain, but it is without an accompanying conclusion.
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lobotomy corporation quote bot @lobotomyquote.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The culprit was found to be employee <Redacted>, who was in charge of the ‘Singing Machine’. <Redacted> confessed after extensive investigation.
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lobotomy corporation quote bot @lobotomyquote.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A small and confident bird that punishes the evil, guilty, and all sorts of irreverent people.
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lobotomy corporation quote bot @lobotomyquote.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A small and confident bird that punishes the evil, guilty, and all sorts of irreverent people.
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lobotomy corporation quote bot @lobotomyquote.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A heart without an owner; it still beats even after being removed from its body.
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lobotomy corporation quote bot @lobotomyquote.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Someone among you made contact with the slime Abnormality, and you were just the unlucky sap who happened to be around that person. It’s meaningless now to determine patient zero.
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lobotomy corporation quote bot @lobotomyquote.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
In the dark, I realized that thing was playing an instrument. Crushing and cutting <Redacted>'s body, it was creating a rhythm. As I was contemplating my horrific realization, the lid opened again. Bits and pieces of <Redacted> were inside.
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lobotomy corporation quote bot @lobotomyquote.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And the many shells cried out one word, 'Manager'.
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lobotomy corporation quote bot @lobotomyquote.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It assumes the shape of a cheval glass, but nothing is reflected on its surface.
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lobotomy corporation quote bot @lobotomyquote.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Those who are burned will feel infinite hatred towards the world until the last flicker of their consciousness is snuffed out.
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lobotomy corporation quote bot @lobotomyquote.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Its believers prayed that its sanctity would last forever by binding the tome in human skin.
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lobotomy corporation quote bot @lobotomyquote.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What happens when the black swan wakes up from dreaming of a white swan?
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lobotomy corporation quote bot @lobotomyquote.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
An electronic device with a mysterious symbol engraved into it.
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lobotomy corporation quote bot @lobotomyquote.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Other various experiments confirmed that the probability of melting rapidly increases as more sap is consumed.
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lobotomy corporation quote bot @lobotomyquote.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When it shows signs of anxiety or doubt while conversing with an employee, its appearance and personality will undergo an adverse change within 4 days, and it will display symptoms of dissociative disorders.
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lobotomy corporation quote bot @lobotomyquote.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Then there was the apple created from the witch's wrath and curse. It was also a part of herself. The apple that dropped from Snow White's hand after a single bite could never be happy.
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lobotomy corporation quote bot @lobotomyquote.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Those who answered “Yes” to the question “Do you love your city?” were deemed cured. Those who answered “No” weren’t allowed to discharge.
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lobotomy corporation quote bot @lobotomyquote.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The roses blossom and the Snow Palace falls. Not a single soul remembered the woman sleeping there.
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lobotomy corporation quote bot @lobotomyquote.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yes, I know. It’s unbelievable. You feel so alive and clear now, just how on Earth could you melt down into slime? And yet you will. It’s not your fault, of course.
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lobotomy corporation quote bot @lobotomyquote.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Let us meet again as stars.
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lobotomy corporation quote bot @lobotomyquote.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“What's really pitiful is people like you dying to the likes of me.”
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lobotomy corporation quote bot @lobotomyquote.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Control Team has been completely annihilated. Are you sure you did your best?
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lobotomy corporation quote bot @lobotomyquote.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A scythe that swings silently and with discipline like a conductor's gestures and baton. If there were a score for this song, it would be one that sings of the apocalypse.
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lobotomy corporation quote bot @lobotomyquote.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
All of my department’s employees have been slaughtered. Never forget what happened here today. Next time, show those damned things no mercy.
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lobotomy corporation quote bot @lobotomyquote.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I sometimes feel a terrible dejection, but I do not know where the pain comes from.
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lobotomy corporation quote bot @lobotomyquote.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
P.S. In your next message, please make sure you attach 5 different photos of The Goodest Boy in the World Ppodae. Thank you in advance.
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lobotomy corporation quote bot @lobotomyquote.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I thought I had strength in self-control and discipline compared to others. It did help me live a smoother life. Maybe that's the reason I was assigned to Porccubus' Containment Unit.
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lobotomy corporation quote bot @lobotomyquote.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A conductor's skill can be determined within 5 minutes at the podium.
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lobotomy corporation quote bot @lobotomyquote.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This bracelet shall not forgive those who hold greed in their hearts, thus it must only be worn by those in true need.
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lobotomy corporation quote bot @lobotomyquote.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Punishing Bird feels like it’s back in the forest in which it used to live when sitting on its perch.
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lobotomy corporation quote bot @lobotomyquote.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I can't take it anymore. I can't escape him. I thought I was in charge, but the truth is I was just a pebble in his hands the whole time. Whatever I do, wherever I go, I hear his whispers. (I have to end it, but I’m not even sure if I can.)
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lobotomy corporation quote bot @lobotomyquote.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
With this in mind, the little bird left the forest it had been living in, and never went back.
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lobotomy corporation quote bot @lobotomyquote.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The day a ripe apple fell off the tree in the garden where the princess and the king stood, the witch's heart shattered.
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lobotomy corporation quote bot @lobotomyquote.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Control Team has been completely annihilated. Are you sure you did your best?
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lobotomy corporation quote bot @lobotomyquote.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Those who succeed in the hunt are granted with one of the very feathers that countless hunters once yearned for.
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lobotomy corporation quote bot @lobotomyquote.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
After one’s final breath, only silence lingers.
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lobotomy corporation quote bot @lobotomyquote.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
<Movements 2: Cheerful and Fast (Sostenuto)> Employees start to forget everything and show fervent adoration toward the symphony. The emotion soon turns into internal insanity, driving them to attack anyone near them.
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lobotomy corporation quote bot @lobotomyquote.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
<1st Movement: Calm and Slow (Adagio)> The conductor begins to direct the apocalypse.
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lobotomy corporation quote bot @lobotomyquote.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
'Ease yourself, do you not have need of the blessing?'
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lobotomy corporation quote bot @lobotomyquote.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Now it's time for my head to burst. Good day.
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lobotomy corporation quote bot @lobotomyquote.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
...and my dear employees, I do hope you all put on the gas masks we distributed to you before we enter.
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lobotomy corporation quote bot @lobotomyquote.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
…The Information Team has lost all available personnel, requesting reinforcements.
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lobotomy corporation quote bot @lobotomyquote.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Disciplinary’s employees have been wiped out. They had noble deaths in my department, tragic of course, but I’m sure they tried their best.
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