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@lobotomiite.bsky.social
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silly man online 24 • li, ny • he/him sometimes i post things i draw and even rarer than that i’ll post things i write. mostly i just yap 49264028.straw.page

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friendly neighborhood specimen 🪳 @lobotomiite.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
End stage capitalism is my favorite thing ever man getting a mcdonalds ad in a weight app is next level evil actually
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friendly neighborhood specimen 🪳 @lobotomiite.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
said fuck it left my car in the parking garage walked about 10 blocks hopped on a random subway & then walked two miles back to my car. what’s your idea of fun?
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friendly neighborhood specimen 🪳 @lobotomiite.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
i’m lazy as fuuuuuuuuuuuuck
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friendly neighborhood specimen 🪳 @lobotomiite.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Eat
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friendly neighborhood specimen 🪳 @lobotomiite.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
sprained my foot pretty badly today isn’t that wonderful
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friendly neighborhood specimen 🪳 @lobotomiite.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Ate a seaweed pack for lunch and the silica gel packet was samsung branded? Very interesting but not surprised considering i bought LG brand toothpaste the other week (and its really good too!)
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friendly neighborhood specimen 🪳 @lobotomiite.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
sorry for lack of diversity in my cooking posts ive literally eaten nothing but topokki this week and i dont really have the appetite to hunt down a new recipe altho there is something im kinda thinking about making because it seems light and simple
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friendly neighborhood specimen 🪳 @lobotomiite.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Come eat
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friendly neighborhood specimen 🪳 @lobotomiite.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
beaches in winter are the best because nobody is there and you can walk peacefully
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friendly neighborhood specimen 🪳 @lobotomiite.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
why do i draw like this why is the process different almost every single time. i fear my brain’s deterioration has reached an irrevocable point
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friendly neighborhood specimen 🪳 @lobotomiite.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
so goooooood omg
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friendly neighborhood specimen 🪳 @lobotomiite.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
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friendly neighborhood specimen 🪳 @lobotomiite.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
i really got this for $6 that’s nuts
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friendly neighborhood specimen 🪳 @lobotomiite.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
there is no ethical consumption under capitalism? no, no, no, there’s no ethical consumption at all period full stop end of fucking sentence
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friendly neighborhood specimen 🪳 @lobotomiite.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
they got everything on apple music. i really just found karakuri burst on there and i havent heard that song since i was 14
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friendly neighborhood specimen 🪳 @lobotomiite.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
i cooked just to cook
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friendly neighborhood specimen 🪳 @lobotomiite.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
boydinner boydessert
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friendly neighborhood specimen 🪳 @lobotomiite.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
I hate drinking seltzer sometimes because it’s 4:30 am and cracking open this bottle just sounded like a fucking nuclear explosion
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shibbly hibbly hoo @ultimasho.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
realising ibispaint added a weird crosshatch that looks like I've been put in a fps game and i had an idea
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friendly neighborhood specimen 🪳 @lobotomiite.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
I love internet rabbit holes so fucking much man every few months I go down the weirdest foods around the world rabbit hole or the kowloon walled city rabbit hole and don’t come out for hours
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friendly neighborhood specimen 🪳 @lobotomiite.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
doing duolingo math for shits and giggles and getting questions wrong at a middle school level because i never learned past that because i’m so dumb nobody was ever able to teach me 🥶🥶🥶
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friendly neighborhood specimen 🪳 @lobotomiite.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
who wants some
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friendly neighborhood specimen 🪳 @lobotomiite.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
im not neurotic i just dont want to finish my lemonade because I let it sit too long and uh the ice melted and now I'm thinking about what could be in the ice and I'm only drinking it with ice because I got it from a convenience store and I'm a person who normally doesnt use ice bc I think it smells
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friendly neighborhood specimen 🪳 @lobotomiite.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
ok ok oko kokokokokkoko OKAY yknow what. im sitting at my desk now that ive set up my old ass desktop for the first time in YEARS and honestly a cigarette would be fucking AWESOME right now
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friendly neighborhood specimen 🪳 @lobotomiite.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
i’m unfathomable levels of stupid i was just wondering if there was an apple music web browser but then i remembered… itunes
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friendly neighborhood specimen 🪳 @lobotomiite.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
How the fuck does it taste exactly like sprite zero 😦😦😦😦😦😦😦😦😦😦😦😦😦😦😦😦😦
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friendly neighborhood specimen 🪳 @lobotomiite.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
I DIDNT REALIZE IT WAS FAKE AND I GOT SO FUCJING SCARED OH MY GOD IM SO STUPID
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friendly neighborhood specimen 🪳 @lobotomiite.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Holy Shit! Has this happened before to anyone. i woke up in the middle of the night and my calf was cramping so fucking bad i actually wanted to cry
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friendly neighborhood specimen 🪳 @lobotomiite.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
time to try and get some drawing done so then i can play league after
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friendly neighborhood specimen 🪳 @lobotomiite.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
i am not used to being cold like this all the time this fucking sucks good lord
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friendly neighborhood specimen 🪳 @lobotomiite.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
wip
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friendly neighborhood specimen 🪳 @lobotomiite.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
i just spent Two hours in the Kitchen
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friendly neighborhood specimen 🪳 @lobotomiite.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
maybe i should go vegetarian again since now that i’m thinking about it, i only ate meat like once this whole month (excluding fish i eat a fair amount of seafood)
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friendly neighborhood specimen 🪳 @lobotomiite.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
throwback to the time i made good hummus
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friendly neighborhood specimen 🪳 @lobotomiite.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
i gotta stop falling asleep using my phone bc it somehow ended up underneath me and i got a call and the vibration both woke me up and scared the FUCKING EVERLOVIJG ABSOLUTE SHIT OUT OF ME because it was right on the middle of my back
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friendly neighborhood specimen 🪳 @lobotomiite.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
i love this fucking song so much
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friendly neighborhood specimen 🪳 @lobotomiite.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
yay
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friendly neighborhood specimen 🪳 @lobotomiite.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
thanks
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friendly neighborhood specimen 🪳 @lobotomiite.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
tastes like peach monster but if it had a stronger flavor
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friendly neighborhood specimen 🪳 @lobotomiite.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
oh my goooooooooood i got proper sleep. my eyes don’t burn anymore like they have been for the last two days. awful fucking dream but i feel well rested 🫣
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Cezary Jan Strusiewicz @ostrichson.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
If you come at me with RULES for FOOD, we're going to have a problem. "You shouldn't eat this with that." Fuck the right off. Food is one of the last good things about life that hasn't been shit-fucked. Enjoy it however you want. Put Oreos and lemons on pizza if you like. Death comes for us all.
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friendly neighborhood specimen 🪳 @lobotomiite.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
my money’s on 6 and 8
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friendly neighborhood specimen 🪳 @lobotomiite.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
this is how i start the workday because i value my body and my health
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friendly neighborhood specimen 🪳 @lobotomiite.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
been drinking this grape flavored tea and it’s really fucking good and it’s zero calories zero sugar and everything but the only thing that sucks is i can’t find it at any stores in my county
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friendly neighborhood specimen 🪳 @lobotomiite.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
i made this instead of sleeping
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friendly neighborhood specimen 🪳 @lobotomiite.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
there was a giant chunk of garlic in the pickle jar and i fished it out and ate it and uh don’t do that i’m in pain
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friendly neighborhood specimen 🪳 @lobotomiite.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
glass noodles vermicelli and tofu i had the stuff i used to cook it in already in my pantry and i only had a bit of glass noodles left but while i was out i picked up the tofu & vermicelli for $3. i am so good at budget meals. it’s my skill. broke bitches learn how to cook!!!!!! seriously!!!!!
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friendly neighborhood specimen 🪳 @lobotomiite.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
in wip hell
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friendly neighborhood specimen 🪳 @lobotomiite.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
the human need for self preservation is very much indeed intrinsically buried deep into our fucking monkey brains 🧠
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friendly neighborhood specimen 🪳 @lobotomiite.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
an idea is brewing…. in Brain 🧠
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