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@loaf2112.bsky.social
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NUFC supporter. Semi-retired, living in Northumberland for part of the year, living in Tyneside & Europe for the other parts of the year.

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Loaf @loaf2112.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Heard a few Man City fans saying they can't take away what they've won over the years. Actually, yes, they can. Just ask any Cycle Road racing fan how many Tour de France's Lance Armstrong won?
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Loaf @loaf2112.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ooh, I see Man City have been found guilty on all, but 1 of the 115 charges with them breaching financial rules in the Premier League. Let's put Sky Sports News on to see what they make of it........... Nowt to see there, no one talking about it The League is a joke filled with top 6 cheats. #NUFC
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Loaf @loaf2112.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Lewis Miley looks lacking physically to me? Always plays the 'safe' ball. I think he's dropped off from his standards prior to his bad injury. #NUFC
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Loaf @loaf2112.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
F***ING Jamie Carragher asked about how good Lewis Hall is and immediately starts talking about how Liverpool & Arsenal, etc, and the importance of a full-back, then how a "big Club" will be looking to buy him in the next few years. ARGHHHHH just f**k off Sky Sports. #NUFC
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Loaf @loaf2112.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I just can't watch Sky Sports build up to games anymore. Absolute crap. Jamie Carragher is terrible.
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Loaf @loaf2112.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Mikel Arteta is the worst character in English football. A truly dislikable man. Got a face you'd never tire of punching.
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Loaf @loaf2112.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Mackem keepers git crisp bag hands mind 🤣
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Loaf @loaf2112.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
What a goal Bruno, the little shit 🤣🤣🤣
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Loaf @loaf2112.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Poor Mackems, Enzo Le Fey what's a wanker of a penalty that was!
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Loaf @loaf2112.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I'm so glad #SPURS signed 'Newcastle's James Maddison'. #NUFC 🤣🤣🤣
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Loaf @loaf2112.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Our myriad of corners have been shite it was to be said #NUFC
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Loaf @loaf2112.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Sky Sports seems to have Bilbo Baggins's wife commenting on the Millwall v Newcastle cup tie tonight. #NUFC
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Loaf @loaf2112.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Does anyone else think our pitch looks shite (not the players running on it either)? #NUFC
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Loaf @loaf2112.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Matias Fernandez Pardo has some muscle on them legs mind from the Club 1st day training promo! #NUFC. Looks impressive!
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Loaf @loaf2112.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Newcastle's summer transfer window summary. Big savings on wages with our younger signings results in a net spend of only £27.4m. Pretty damn good business in my opinion. #NUFC
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Loaf @loaf2112.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
#NUFC youtube.com/watch?v=qObk...
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Harry Palmer - shares his support of NUFC on BBC1 news +
YouTube video by toonchanter
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Loaf @loaf2112.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Busker on Sky Sports deadline day show, singing songs he's written new lyrics for pop songs. He's nee Harry Palmer mind! If you know, you know. #NUFC
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Loaf @loaf2112.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Nico González Bazoumana Touré Amar Dedić Aladji Bamba Lukáš Horníček Sean Steur Ewen Jaouen Matias Fernandez Pardo. 8 signings (so far) What started as a totally disastrous transfer window now looks like a transformational window. Almost missed the most important new face, Mattias Jaissle #NUFC
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Loaf @loaf2112.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The lad from the Nestlé factory has just had a text from his taxi driver mate, who has a taxi mate in Kortrijk Belgium, and he's heard Pardo was getting on a private Jet! Immaculate source. #ITK #NUFC
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Loaf @loaf2112.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Why have the Mackems not got a shirt sponsor?
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Loaf @loaf2112.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Cheers Sandro, Antony Elanga turned you inside out today. Still, I'll still drink a Moretti. #NUFC
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Loaf @loaf2112.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Someone knock Porro out please. Where's Joelintin? #NUFC
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Loaf @loaf2112.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Get the fuck in! Wissa #NUFC
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Loaf @loaf2112.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Elanga turned Tonali inside oot 🤣 #NUFC
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Loaf @loaf2112.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I love Nico G, Dedic & Elanga now #NUFC
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Loaf @loaf2112.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Pedro Porro, world cup winner, world class actor #NUFC
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Loaf @loaf2112.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Great effort Lewis Hall #NUFC
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Loaf @loaf2112.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Immediately, Nico G looks class #NUFC
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Loaf @loaf2112.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Joe Walsh or Nick Woltemade?Any other #NUFC lookalikes?
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Loaf @loaf2112.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Mattias Jaissle to the ref, "WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? #NUFC
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Loaf @loaf2112.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Does anyone else think the ref moved our 2 man wall along the line he painted rather than moving the wall back? Seemed a bit strange, lo & behold, they score from a position the original wall would have prevented that? #NUFC
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Loaf @loaf2112.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I guess we will get to know tonight whether Nick Woltemade has a future at #NUFC under Matthias Jaissle. I would assume he plays tonight?
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Loaf @loaf2112.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Jim Beglin, king of the statement of the bleeding obvious. Wanker of a player, wanker of a co commentator #NUFC
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Loaf @loaf2112.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
FFS comedy show this #NUFC
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Loaf @loaf2112.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Too slow, too weak #NUFC
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Loaf @loaf2112.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
It's still a colour clash ffs. Which moron thought this would work. Shambles #NUFC
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Loaf @loaf2112.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
This shirt change shite is symptomatic of where this club is now, couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery. Absolute shambles of a club it would appear. #NUFC
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Loaf @loaf2112.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I do hope the Premier League doesn't start messing with this hydration break shite. #NUFC
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Loaf @loaf2112.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Well, that's a canny start. Still, it's only a friendly. #NUFC
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Dads: We're Doomed!
ALT: Dads: We're Doomed!
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Loaf @loaf2112.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Nit been on here today, who we signed then? #NUFC
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Loaf @loaf2112.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Positives to take away from today's game, the pink, or is it violet strip, is slightly nicer than that horrible black & white pinstripe abomination addidas have produced. #NUFC
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Loaf @loaf2112.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Think I'll go out and look at the sun. It will be more interesting than this shite. Am I allowed to call it shite? Or is it OK because it's a friendly? #NUFC
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Loaf @loaf2112.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Can't we keep the ball for more than 2 or 3 passes? Squad depth showing here. #NUFC
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Loaf @loaf2112.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
#NUFC just what is the point of holding these press conferences and recoding them for broadcast if you can't hear a figging word the new manager says? Couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery. Laughing stock.
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Loaf @loaf2112.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Keeper needs to use his mouth. #NUFC
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Loaf @loaf2112.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Some good early signs from Bamba #NUFC
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Loaf @loaf2112.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I hate the ignorance around our crest. Have we become a region of morons? I think we have. If I see any more "seahorses" comments I'm gonna flip my fucking lid. #NUFC
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Loaf @loaf2112.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
End of an era in the respect of kissing the badge, always wanted to play at SJP bullshit. I think it heralds an era where hopefully #NUFC fans realise these lads we are signing are hardened professionals who will say anything to engender trust and following at their new place of work.
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Loaf @loaf2112.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
100% #NUFC are planning 26/27 season without Bruno Guimarães in the side. This means the ball is in Newcastles hands re any transfer of him to anyone. Pay up, or shut up.
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Loaf @loaf2112.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Seen a social media video of Lukáš meeting his new teammates at La Manga. One bad thing struck me. All the black lads sitting together. This strikes me as a bit worrying and hardly conducive to building "Team spirit" Is this normal in professional football teams? Am I being super critical? #NUFC
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