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@loachpearl.bsky.social
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loach 🔞 @loachpearl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#loachreads just finished “devil venerable also wants to know”! it was excellent!! a wielder/sword dynamic that evolves beyond that also the narrative tone is so humorous, the female characters all interesting and well developed, and the length left me wanting more (ill be heading to ao3)
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StubbleBrilliant @terribleaunt.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
#Berserk #griffguts Bottom Guts. Sometimes I wonder if I’m being way too nice to Griffith in my art/headcanons… He always gets everything he wants, while Guts just keeps getting screwed over, So unfair!😅
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StubbleBrilliant @terribleaunt.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
#Berserk #Griffguts Bottom Griff. "I bite back-Your twisted obsession is way past the red line, commander."
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StubbleBrilliant @terribleaunt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#杀破狼 #ShaPoLang 长庚/顾昀 "男人话太多就没时间做别的了,这道理你懂不懂?" "A man who talks too much has no time left for anything else—or haven't you learned that yet?" 感谢小长庚的头发🙏
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loach 🔞 @loachpearl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
saw an idv composer cosplayer in chaoyang park just now aaaa they were so tall and gorgeous 😭😭 hope they post photos on xhs later 🥺🫶🏼
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loach 🔞 @loachpearl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
good morning to me and all the kinktober day one fics in my inbox 🤤
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loach 🔞 @loachpearl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
chrysanthemum garden is dead for real this time. fuck you ridi
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loach 🔞 @loachpearl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
why doesn’t blocking then unblocking make a user unfollow you on bluesky?? so weird anyway if you have a non adult age in bio and follow me and i notice then ill have to just block you ig
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🔞AnnaS 🧀COMMS CLOSED @annasanya.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
comm for @ apollusa0 (twi) #bleach #nsfwart Yumichika/Toushiro I really like Toushiro's dragon details🥵
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🔞AnnaS 🧀COMMS CLOSED @annasanya.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
John Doe 🍑 want him so bad
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🔞AnnaS 🧀COMMS CLOSED @annasanya.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
#kenma #angeldevil They were both bottoms. But they still found something to do🤤
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🔞AnnaS 🧀COMMS CLOSED @annasanya.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
#hiikajisako I got to the #windbreaker arts😈 There were their kisses, now the foreplay seems to need a logical conclusion
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🔞AnnaS 🧀COMMS CLOSED @annasanya.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
#tanakiyo #haikyuu Making sweet love❤️ I'm so happy for Tanaka, he did it! And Shimizu deserves such a wonderful husband
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🔞AnnaS 🧀COMMS CLOSED @annasanya.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
#BLEACH Bambietta Basterbine/Giselle Gewelle/Yhwach I love his mustache😏
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loach 🔞 @loachpearl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
reading an original furry fic so good im contemplating writing all my favorite ships as full on furries at least once. no hybrids, muzzles and claws and all the image of a little leftover cum on a muzzle did something to me that cum on a cheek has never managed, to say the least
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loach 🔞 @loachpearl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
pov you’re luo binghe #svsss #shenqingqiu #bingjiu #bingqiu #luobinghe #danmei #boypussy #cuntboy #loachart #mxtx #nsfw
shen qingqiu shen jiu getting his cunt split open on luo binghe’s enormous cock. shen jiu has his back to the viewer, his hair spilling over his back. he’s on his hands and knees, presenting his well used holes, both of which have Luo Binghe’s cum leaking out of them
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Marina🔞 @rinabetaacc.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The autumn is comming #svsss #shenjiu #scumbagsystem
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loach 🔞 @loachpearl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
started using ellipsus on friday but just discovered its version history sucks compared to docs so i'm conflicted again.... if it wasn't for docs tracking changes minute by minute i wouldn't have been able to recover a gorgeous bit of phrasing in pluckest i accidentally cut without copying :/
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loach 🔞 @loachpearl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
obviously dynastic china had dildos but what about harnesses... were eunuchs really stuck with just manual wielding could they not strap in
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loach 🔞 @loachpearl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the only people who say gege with no pervert intentions are children, because eventually you just naturally age out of saying gege and use ge instead. anyone still calling anyone gege beyond a certain age...I Know What You Are 🫵 (this post brought to you by a pervert with pervert intentions)
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loach 🔞 @loachpearl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
new official search tags on ao3 !! excited to go and add them to old fic
New Canonicals

The following concepts have been made new canonical tags:

Authority Kink
Characters Haunting the Narrative
Doomed by the Narrative
Kissing Scars
Liminal Spaces
Medium Burn
Non-Consensual Fingering
Wound Fingering
Overpowered Characters
Platonic Fluff
Power Couples
Toxic Yaoi
Toxic Yuri
Vaginas
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loach 🔞 @loachpearl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
two seconds after lukahyuna’s version of cure ends, while im still immersed in the feeling, remembering ivan’s death all over again, i hear an electronic meow and janky little clown jingles as the next song exuberantly plays and im like?? don’t remember alnst sounding like this
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loach 🔞 @loachpearl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the alien stage fourth anniversary ivan version of ruler of my heart is so delicious… it’s so much more solemn compared to till’s version no whistle at the start, a little more monotonous? it feels like a serious vow ❤️🙏🏼
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loach 🔞 @loachpearl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
#bingqiu #bingyuan as a kitten, catboy binghe has such a cute little dick: all the barbs soft pink and they tickle when he rubs against shen yuan’s thighs in his sleep shen yuan’s not laughing now—writhing and crying out as he comes again when the barbs scrape against his prostate as lbh pulls out
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binghe’s humping advocate @sixballing.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
catboy binghe getting kissed silly with his arms around sqq's neck ..kneading the air....
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THE MOUTH IS A SEX ORGAN 🔞 @nonpareiloffavor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
periodical remider that i hate christianity and everything it stands for and all my art where i use christianity/christian themes is 100% supped to be sacrilegious and blasphemous
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loach 🔞 @loachpearl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
my #bingjiu fic for day 6 of top shen jiu week is going to be so delicious... crown prince luo binghe slaughtering his way into the imperial palace of the neighboring nation where he grew up as a hostage just to demand they hand over a single specific eunuch.... rubbing my hands like a fly
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loach 🔞 @loachpearl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i used to be able to get off so fast and furious i was genuinely afraid i’d burst a vessel in my head and now i can go at it for hours and nothing bad enough to be physically without, now im chemically castrated too?? is this a sign to get back to writing more eunuch shen jiu
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loach 🔞 @loachpearl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
it’s still hot out, it still feels like summer— so come read about toji preying on his boy 🎇 #tojigumi #jjk #megumi #toji #loachfic
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loach 🔞 @loachpearl.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i wish i could mute people on reddit . what do you mean the best c novel you’ve read is very mid but that’s to be expected??? “im glad the tv show about a female general cut out a lot of political and military stuff???” if you just want to watch people date go watch love island or something wtf
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I will say that I finished both novel and drama and I enjoyed the drama more.

The novel was… very mid. It wasn’t bad - it had better writing style, characterisation and plot than other c-novel that I’ve tried. But it wasn’t good either - nothing about it was new or unique or groundbreaking. All the above points only stood out because the bar is on the ground in the c-novel world. Overall, the novel failed to evoke any emotions in me.

The drama at least gave me great chemistry. I liked Xiao Jue’s character way more in the drama than I did in the novel, hence I was actually invested in the leads’s relationship. I was also glad they cut a lot of military and political stuff because it was a slog to go through in the novel.

In the end, the novel may have technically has better writing, but the drama simply gave me more feels and kept me more engaged.
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loach 🔞 @loachpearl.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
especially in contrast to the fuckass adaptation of rebirth of a star general that is legend of a female general…. im expected to believe everyone thought she was a man for years and years when she’s tiny and looks like this the whole time?? they didn’t even try and ill never forgive it
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loach 🔞 @loachpearl.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
super impressed with how convincingly masc the main character of #百花杀 looks when she’s pretending to be a man i genuinely thought it was a danmei when i first started getting clips on xhs !! very gender euphoric very delicious
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loach 🔞 @loachpearl.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
wait it’s top shen jiu right now ???? what if i rush that bingjiu idea where they both independently buy the largest cum depositing dildo possible so binghe can be fucked stupid and kept full and he ends up double stuffed and insufferably smug
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loach 🔞 @loachpearl.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
please god a shen qingqiu who doesn’t have green eyes and a shang qinghua who looks like a Chinese person not a white twink 🙏🏼🧎🏻‍♂️‍➡️🛐 (they just announced a #svsss manga)
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loach 🔞 @loachpearl.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
should’ve fucking known not to update discord, now the pretty app icon skin ive had for years is nitro only id tell the devs to suck my dick but apparently they’re too busy grubbing around for every last coin possible
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loach 🔞 @loachpearl.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
#loachart not sure why but this old art has suddenly gotten a lot of attention lately but I wasn’t using my art tag back then 😭 check out my other work, there’s more sexy delicious stuff waiting for you 🫶🏼
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loach 🔞 @loachpearl.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
is there a specific ao3 tag for saddles that have a dildo built into the seat if there isn’t, are there any m/m fics that have that element 👀 ill read any fandom and pair so long as it’s well written bonus if it’s noncon #nsfw
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loach 🔞 @loachpearl.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
for the ages i thought you couldn’t get insanely kinky sex toys in china because of how everything is but it turns out it’s just that the captions of listings are very restricted if you just scroll taobao for long enough and you’re pure of heart you can find beautiful incredible wild things
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loach 🔞 @loachpearl.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
saw this on twitter and uh no i think the fuck not ? lol hate a stereotypical top/bottom characterization copy and paste you think the pretty man with a follicular waterfall who’s pined for years is just slopping whatever on that hair??? get fucking real #allwishescometrue #binquan
zhongli quan depicted next to three full shelves of bathroom products while lü dongbin is next to only a men’s 13 in 1 which includes subtypes such as milk
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loach 🔞 @loachpearl.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
ftm binghe’s clit is eight inches soft and twelve inches hard #svsss
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loach 🔞 @loachpearl.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
my ergonomic keyboard elements (base [bcorne], switches, keycaps) have arrived and i’ve been customizing the keybinds in Vial!! it’s so fucking cool!! i can operate my mouse with keys!!! i wish id done this years ago 😵‍💫 it’s going to be such a trial relearning touch typing but very worth it
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loach 🔞 @loachpearl.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
hsr has wounded me in a place i forgot could hurt because what the hell do you mean aha is going to be playable but it looks like just another gacha wife
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doctor junko lover (danny) @danmeichael.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
dear santa clause for christmas i would like more trans guys topping (not riding/domming/topping from the bottom) cis guys
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loach 🔞 @loachpearl.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
poetry!!
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❤️‍🔥🔞BEABS AND NUTS🔞❤️‍🔥 @carnemancy.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
dessicated coconut devastated coconut desecrated coconut
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❤️‍🔥🔞BEABS AND NUTS🔞❤️‍🔥 @carnemancy.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
finished figure + some fun custom floral genitalia designed for @vulpiidae.bsky.social 💙
a figure with many soft, fur-like protrusions sits back, splaying his legs apart as he looks on shyly. his genitalia is floral in appearance, with delicate petals and a brightly coloured, dripping stamen.
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loach 🔞 @loachpearl.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
just saw this for the first time and …inexplicably thought of that book about a white boy washing up on the shores of japan and striving to become “the first gaijin samurai” white boy washes up on the shores of china and soon becomes the first cultivator laowai #shangqinghua #shawnquinoa #svsss
official svsss english edition art by velinxi depicting mobei jun and luo binghe looking on as shang qinghua and shen yuan bicker in the foreground. everyone but shang qinghua has long dark hair. shang qinghua, of course, has light brown curly hair with half grown bangs/ deliberately short cropped face framing pieces
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loach 🔞 @loachpearl.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
just saw realistic art of xie lian where the reference was clearly just . a white person 😭😭😭😭 without the tags i genuinely don’t think anyone could tell who he’s supposed to be my friend thought it was little women fanart
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loach 🔞 @loachpearl.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
#八仙 #awct #nsfw gearing up to write depraved brothel ji/quan au and can’t decide if liang ji should get zhongli quan pregnant himself or just let every other customer have at him until he’s caught it’s obviously very hot for him to taunt zlq about carrying his seed but idk if he’d want to create
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loach 🔞 @loachpearl.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
#jiankong #八仙 #allwishescometrue #nsfw #loachart #杨戬 #悟空 #戬空 ft. boypussy wukong 杨戬: 怎么床上也戴着冠 悟空: 帅吧 >:3
sun wukong sucking yang jian’s frankly impossibly girthy cock while fucking his own pussy with his fingers. they’re both naked but wukong is still wearing his phoenix feather crown for some reason
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