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LNNL Band Official Account

@lnnlband.bsky.social
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Hello Earth! This is the official social media account for the [fictional and satirical] band, LNNL. Founded by lyricist and occasional vocalist, Ellen Nil, the 9D fungal being who also runs the account, and Boss Anova, space gangster on bass

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LNNL Band Official Account @lnnlband.bsky.social · 16h
Protein- Fiber- Looks- These are just sparkling optimizations. Min- is the only true form of maxing.
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LNNL Band Official Account @lnnlband.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#Arby's the #separatists #traitor fast food option, serving up #treason and #whitesupremacism #boycott all Arby's in #Canada No tolerance for nazi seppies! #canpol #abpol
Image of nazi separatist propaganda directly outside an Arby's
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LNNL Band Official Account @lnnlband.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Liberals be nazis
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LNNL Band Official Account @lnnlband.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Truth and Reconciliation day. And the libs and cons are still engaged in genocide against the Aboriginal Peoples of Canada. Right wingers are all genocidal white supremacist assholes
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LNNL Band Official Account @lnnlband.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So... We have to assume that all Ivy league men are rapists unless they can prove otherwise, right?
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LNNL Band Official Account @lnnlband.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Pierre Poilievre is the leader of the most controlled controlled opposition party in history.
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LNNL Band Official Account @lnnlband.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Polter or Zeit The modern geist doesn't have a whole lot of options.
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LNNL Band Official Account @lnnlband.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
100% of separatists are nazi goofs.
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LNNL Band Official Account @lnnlband.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Liberals hate hearing the truth
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Ben Morgan AKA Alaskan SpookyChild @benmorgan1030.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
And just so we're perfectly clear... ABOLISH ICE! VENOM would eat their brains, but finds them lacking, so they'll just squish 'em instead! Art by PointmanApunito160 #ComicSky #AbolishICE #FuckICE
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LNNL Band Official Account @lnnlband.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
One of the differences between capitalism, and other human societies which practiced human sacrifice is that capitalism is much less honest about sacrificing human lives, despite killing more human being than all other human-caused sources of human death.
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LNNL Band Official Account @lnnlband.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The River eats the Sun to feed me My breath manufactured by the World Tree My blood is the waters of the ancient Sea My power is the word, "be." #poem #poetry #thethingthatlivesinhashtags
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Walking Eagle News @theeagleist.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
BREAKING: people mad
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LNNL Band Official Account @lnnlband.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The only difference between a Klan rally and a Republican fundraiser is whether the white sheets are on the tables or the guests.
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Trans lives matter more than Harry Potter
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Alliance Against Gun Violence and Gun Violence Ticker. @gunviolenceticker.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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LNNL Band Official Account @lnnlband.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A pathetic fake-ass poser #StarTrek fan laughs at the genocide being committed by the #Canadian government. Literal nazi behavior. #canpol
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LNNL Band Official Account @lnnlband.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Told my therapapayapist I need a new shopping list Solar-fucked, not only Sun-kissed Eons of love, just a short tryst Eternal warrior with that supple wrist Street magic with that slight of fist Already way beyond the end of this. #dada #poem #poetry #thethingthatlivesinhashtags
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LNNL Band Official Account @lnnlband.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
You are your environment. If you destroy your environment you destroy yourself. If someone else destroys your environment, they are destroying you.
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LNNL Band Official Account @lnnlband.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
#Filmideas 8 Mile Island Disaster, Kaiju A team of plucky, young scientists must learn to work together to save a small, coastal city from a series of disasters caused by Eminem, now a literal Rap Demigod, dropping rhymes so hot they're radioactive.
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LNNL Band Official Account @lnnlband.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Do you know the Muffin Man? Does anyone know the Muffin Man? Does he know himself? The Muffin Man? The Muffin Man?
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LNNL Band Official Account @lnnlband.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Leigh, Lee, Lily Li Leigh, Lee, Lily Li Berkeley apostrophe Cracked black screen Shouting mustard obscene Publishing another zine Leigh, Lee, Lily Li Leigh, Lee, Lily Li #dada #euphonia #poetry #poem #thethingthatlivesinhashtags
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Eskart(Commissions open!!!) @eskart.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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LNNL Band Official Account @lnnlband.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
They a communist dom. They a tankie top.
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LNNL Band Official Account @lnnlband.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
A dead king? It's nice to hear some good news, this week started off rough.
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LNNL Band Official Account @lnnlband.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
In this attention economy, wasting your time w Dadaistic nonsense is revolutionary anti-capitalist praxis.
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LNNL Band Official Account @lnnlband.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Rose tint my world, save me from the 9 to 5
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LNNL Band Official Account @lnnlband.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Coming with the light of a trillion stars Enough rhyme for a trillion bars My words give the fascists a trillion scars Truth is what the fascists fear Gonna scream for a trillion years Scream until everyone hears No more paperclips! No more noose slips! Fascism apocalypsed!
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LNNL Band Official Account @lnnlband.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
By the way, you can tell she's bi by the way she buys her whey. #dada #poem #poetry #euphonia #thethingthatlivesinhashtags
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LNNL Band Official Account @lnnlband.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
@timhortonsofficial.bsky.social Tim Horton's is promoting bigotry and violence against trans people.
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LNNL Band Official Account @lnnlband.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Who wanna play truth or gendare?
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LNNL Band Official Account @lnnlband.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
He who makes a yeast of himself bakes away the pain of being a man
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LNNL Band Official Account @lnnlband.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
A virgin birth is alcohol-free.
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LNNL Band Official Account @lnnlband.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Instead of Alberta separatism, just fucking dissolve Alberta and let the sovereign nations of the treaties establish new governments.
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LNNL Band Official Account @lnnlband.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Perfect, Pastel Monday Kozmic Moon Brothers Inner City Oyster Cult #dada #haiku #poem #poetry #blue #thethingthatlivesinhashtags
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LNNL Band Official Account @lnnlband.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I am an avalanche Falling through time Cold acceleration #dada #haiku #poem #poetry #thethingthatlivesinhashtags
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LNNL Band Official Account @lnnlband.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Stims and SpIns. Like an amphetamine hurricane.
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LNNL Band Official Account @lnnlband.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
It was goth, now it's gother You think you're moth? We're moth-er. Trying to make sense? Don't bother. Meaning' lost 'ere. Dada, abstract, queer. Seer, like a third eye Clear, like the stormin' sky Fear; yours gets me high Tears, go on and cry. #dada #poem #freestyle #thethingthatlivesinhashtags
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LNNL Band Official Account @lnnlband.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The Beatles: Your mother should know. A Tribe Called Quest : Lucien, Lucien, Lucien, Lucien - you should know! Lustra: Scotty doesn't know. So don't tell Scotty
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LNNL Band Official Account @lnnlband.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
They feed slop to pigs to fatten them up for slaughter. The techbrofascists and their algos feed AI slop to humans for the same reason.
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LNNL Band Official Account @lnnlband.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Had a wake and bake With the Lady of the Lake Her cutlery is fake But her weed is pretty good.
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LNNL Band Official Account @lnnlband.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Too good at gallows humour. Killed at stand-up, no audience left.
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LNNL Band Official Account @lnnlband.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Bootsy Collins' new album, Metal Health is stupid fucking bad. 🔥🔥🔥 🤘
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LNNL Band Official Account @lnnlband.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
A country w red on their flag is bragging about the blood on their hands.
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LNNL Band Official Account @lnnlband.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
A dog named Diogenes OutKast and Prodigy Plastic lobotomy Ecstatic thoughts be Rapidly flowing through the void Cosmic rocking, asteroid On the path to be destroyed Full of wrath, not just annoyed Alloyed, with steel resolve Drop the beat and get the bass involved #dada #thethingthatlivesinhashtags
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LNNL Band Official Account @lnnlband.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Homeric Home Eric Homo Rick Limerick Limbs are sick Limits stick Take a lick Lunatic Spoony Tick Super quick Second tick Select, pick Not that, ick #dada #poem #poetry #thethingthatlivesinhashtags #nonsense #abstract #words
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LNNL Band Official Account @lnnlband.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
KRS U Doors Down Tet Jackson
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LNNL Band Official Account @lnnlband.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Meaningless kindness Super Daves, and Nes Letters like address Flowing like a dress All sneeze, no bless Wrote out, Kes Neat mess Bless #dada #poetry #poem #thethingthatlivesinhashtags #abstract
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LNNL Band Official Account @lnnlband.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Due to inflation, a song of sixpence is worth ~£11
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LNNL Band Official Account @lnnlband.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
The LPC are genocidal white supremacist fascists.
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