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lmgva.bsky.social @lmgva.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Followed by I need more bullets. What have i been doing?!

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lmgva.bsky.social @lmgva.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Who is this « he » you all keep referencing? The actor wearing a tiara pretending to be Alex Jones (who is dead)?

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lmgva.bsky.social @lmgva.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Aww you made a parkour course for your baby!

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lmgva.bsky.social @lmgva.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Trump paved over the rose garden because it was hard for women to walk on it while wearing heels. How come he hasn’t paved over this grass for Natalie?

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lmgva.bsky.social @lmgva.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

The answer is not a damned thing, which is why I personally believe the whole “fairness” angle of trans sports is fake.

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lmgva.bsky.social @lmgva.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

People who care about fairness in sport, what are you doing/proposing so that kids in poor communities get the same facilities/equipment/nutrition/coaches/etc/etc/etc as children in wealthy families and communities? Wouldn’t that make sports extraordinarily more fair than focusing on trans issues?

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lmgva.bsky.social @lmgva.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Okay so in other words, « A horrific tragedy happened so instead of staying out of the way, I took my entire crew into the middle of the scene. Firefighters had to turn away from their duties to hustle me out of the way. I’m so brave! »

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lmgva.bsky.social @lmgva.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Since my husband was in the Pentagon that day, I know exactly where I was and what I was doing on 9/11. I was at the World Trade Center being lifted out of the rubble by 2 strong firemen. They said « Ma’am, we need to get you out of here! »

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lmgva.bsky.social @lmgva.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

That really sucks, because really all I want to do these days is drive around while drinking coffee.

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lmgva.bsky.social @lmgva.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I’m getting ready to break out the checkbook…so excited! But just a few questions about the roundtable: Will the president be awake or asleep for this one, and will there be refunds available if he’s awake? Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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lmgva.bsky.social @lmgva.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

« Everyone » keeps saying the birth rate is in steep decline, but the truth is people aren’t looking in the right places for the babies. They have been there all along, tangled in pant legs.

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lmgva.bsky.social @lmgva.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

The guilty looks on their faces…

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lmgva.bsky.social @lmgva.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I’m still laughing after several minutes so I’m thinking you let a pretty good one slip away

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lmgva.bsky.social @lmgva.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

@nytpitchbot.bsky.social My family is uninsured, my $50,000 investment in Trumpcoin is now worth fitty cent, and the only thing in our pantry is an expired can of mushy peas. But at least I’m not in farmer jail.

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lmgva.bsky.social @lmgva.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I’m going to change my username to Everyone. Then when I say something, people can repeat it as *facts* because Everyone says it’s true.

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lmgva.bsky.social @lmgva.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

I’m so glad I stayed til the end! All I know is, I can turn off my computer now and to about my day :)

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lmgva.bsky.social @lmgva.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

are there any contraindications of taking crab salts ultra and fish milk simultaneously?

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lmgva.bsky.social @lmgva.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

It’s after 1:00am and my husband and I are in a hotel and he’s asleep and I keep freaking laughing and therefore shaking the bed. I cannot stop laughing.

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lmgva.bsky.social @lmgva.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Okay so I’m stupid with technology how do I pull the episode up on YouTube?

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lmgva.bsky.social @lmgva.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

I love my ice cream so frozen that i need an ice pick to get it out of the carton.

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lmgva.bsky.social @lmgva.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

If the reflecting pool had access to a gun, none of this would have happened.

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lmgva.bsky.social @lmgva.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

The only thing missing is a bunch of Tootsie Rolls.

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lmgva.bsky.social @lmgva.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

That’s so dum. Everyone knows beef tallow and raw milk are the true solutions here.

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lmgva.bsky.social @lmgva.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

My cat insists on playing a game each time she descends the stairs. She stops halfway, looks through the bannister rails pitifully. I have to pet her between the rails and tell her how sorry I am that she’s in jail. She then sprints down the rest of the stairs, freed from incarceration.

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lmgva.bsky.social @lmgva.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

I watched the video with the sound off, as I almost always do. The visuals here are fascinating. He was obviously livid at being challenged.

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lmgva.bsky.social @lmgva.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

And to think there is an incredibly easy fix to this! Just paint pictures of eyeballs on his eyelids.

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lmgva.bsky.social @lmgva.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

I was scrolling too fast and thought you had said Colonel Mustard.

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lmgva.bsky.social @lmgva.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Typical formulaic Hollywood movie…hero gets discouraged and looks back half way thru, but wins in the end. If this were an indie, Second Cat would plunge to death inches from the top, as camera zooms in on shocked First Cat’s face. Credits roll.

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lmgva.bsky.social @lmgva.bsky.social · 04/06/2026