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Elle MacBeth 🫘

@lmacbeth.bsky.social
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Unabashed fan of the Monkees. I'm 5W 7L in last 12 POTUS elections, sigh. Box wine connoisseur. Tarheel fan with a soft spot for the Wolfpack. Spot remover. #Leguminati 🫘

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Elle MacBeth 🫘 @lmacbeth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I've been MIA since it got hot and also, this happened. Eight years old, heartworm positive, and stage 4 periodontal disease. She's so sweet, but her breath is hummin'!
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Elle MacBeth 🫘 @lmacbeth.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I think this answers that question.
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Elle MacBeth 🫘 @lmacbeth.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I give you the Malevolent Margarita!
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Elle MacBeth 🫘 @lmacbeth.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
There are few things worse than a band of 60+years old men singing this.
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Elle MacBeth 🫘 @lmacbeth.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
You had fake spring. We are in the season known as "The Pollening."
A picture from WTVD11 Weather of thick yellow clouds over the city of Raleigh with the caption "Pollen."
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Elle MacBeth 🫘 @lmacbeth.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
@johnfugelsang.bsky.social Not that I am any competition for RMM or Weird Al, but this came to be 7-8 ago. My dentist calls me “Viper,” very active sublinguals! It gives you street cred.
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Elle MacBeth 🫘 @lmacbeth.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Judging by your response, I'm thinking these might cheer you. <img src="https://images.urbndata.com/is/image/Anthropologie/81720146_010_b2?$redesign-zoom-5x$" alt="Dingo 1969 Full Bloom Leather Cowboy Boots #1"/>
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Elle MacBeth 🫘 @lmacbeth.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
@johnfugelsang.bsky.social
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Elle MacBeth 🫘 @lmacbeth.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
More about this.
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Elle MacBeth 🫘 @lmacbeth.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
That makes 0 sense. If your mom received a check in Feburary, she would have had to return the entire check (not just 4 days) as SSA does not pay benefits for the month of death. The check she received in Jan was for Dec benefits.
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Elle MacBeth 🫘 @lmacbeth.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Spring 1978
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