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Lloyd Shepherd @lloydshepherd.com · 24/09/2026

Epic trolling. Buy a pea coat for neighbourhood racist this Christmas.

Lloyd Shepherd @lloydshepherd.com · 24/09/2026

I know it was probably planned months ago and I’m just on some list somewhere but the fact the RNLI has got this to me *this week* makes them look like awesome marketing wizards.

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Lloyd Shepherd @lloydshepherd.com · 29/08/2026

I’d love to read this but

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Lloyd Shepherd @lloydshepherd.com · 17/08/2026

BBC sport has fallen (to the ‘learnings’ plague). Repeat after me: there is no plural of ‘learning’. The word you are looking for is ‘lessons’. Now get off my hill, I’m busy dying here.

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Lloyd Shepherd @lloydshepherd.com · 12/08/2026

This is Brockwell Park this evening. A lovely vibe. And they’re playing cricket. We should do this every week.

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Lloyd Shepherd @lloydshepherd.com · 29/07/2026

Just put some moisturiser on while hair still wet and now

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Lloyd Shepherd @lloydshepherd.com · 27/07/2026

Farewell Bill Oddie. The TV show was obviously magnificent (and stands up rather well I find) but and my brothers and I absolutely played this record smooth. Ironing my Goldfish. Spank that Hamster. And the chart-bothering but North-baiting A Man’s Best Friend is his Duck.

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Lloyd Shepherd @lloydshepherd.com · 25/07/2026

And then I realised where I’d seen that absence before.

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Lloyd Shepherd @lloydshepherd.com · 25/07/2026

I was wondering why AI-generated flyers like the one that just landed on my doorstep are so unsettling. And I think it’s because none of the humans depicted are looking into another human’s eyes. They’re just gazing into a middle e-distance waiting for instruction.

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Lloyd Shepherd @lloydshepherd.com · 13/07/2026

I had somehow never seen this before this evening but @andrewmale.bsky.social triggered a need. What a gloriously bonkers movie!

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Lloyd Shepherd @lloydshepherd.com · 13/07/2026

Fair to say they’ve had a day of it on the trains today.

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Lloyd Shepherd @lloydshepherd.com · 12/07/2026

Went for a walk in South Norwood Country Park to get away from Seth Abramson being a plonker.

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Lloyd Shepherd @lloydshepherd.com · 11/07/2026

He really is impossible, isn’t he?

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Lloyd Shepherd @lloydshepherd.com · 23/06/2026

Apparently I’m majority right-wing. Switching my votes, friends and family accordingly.

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Lloyd Shepherd @lloydshepherd.com · 23/06/2026

Been trying to get hold of this for ages

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Lloyd Shepherd @lloydshepherd.com · 23/06/2026

Never gave a round of applause to @panchoballard.bsky.social for his excellent Library Music record when it came out, but I’m listening to it now and it’s brilliant to work along to.

Album by Darren Riley, called Lounge Music

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Lloyd Shepherd @lloydshepherd.com · 21/06/2026

Hey, Guardian, your official Arsenal-badged slip is showing.

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Lloyd Shepherd @lloydshepherd.com · 21/06/2026

The World Cup on the new Apple Sport(s) app is really nice.

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Lloyd Shepherd @lloydshepherd.com · 21/06/2026

A message from my wife which is at the same time a terrible warning.

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Lloyd Shepherd @lloydshepherd.com · 18/06/2026

Seems appropriate that Switzerland are managed by Le Chiffre

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Lloyd Shepherd @lloydshepherd.com · 17/06/2026

Interesting idea. But where will all the post-18th century immigrants go? And can an Aboriginal culture survive without immigrants to do the difficult jobs?

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Lloyd Shepherd @lloydshepherd.com · 15/06/2026

BBC taking the whole balance thing into a whole new realm

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Lloyd Shepherd @lloydshepherd.com · 14/06/2026

Went to Tate Late on Friday night and though the overall event was a bit meh I did get to discover Hurvin Anderson.

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Lloyd Shepherd @lloydshepherd.com · 13/06/2026

Four stars. Tremendous fun. I actually think Verbinski set out to make a Terry Gilliam film. He was one star away from succeeding.

Good Luck Have Fun Don’t Die movie poster

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Lloyd Shepherd @lloydshepherd.com · 13/06/2026

Train meditation - South London on way to Pulborough.

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Lloyd Shepherd @lloydshepherd.com · 10/06/2026

I think if I just had to do this all day long and nothing else I’d be perfectly happy. It’s an expensive form of meditation but it bloody works.

View from a train window heading south between Manchester and London.

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Lloyd Shepherd @lloydshepherd.com · 01/06/2026

What’s the most age-inappropriate thing you’ve done recently? Mine was buying a pair of Adidas trainers because Michael Carrick wears them.

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Lloyd Shepherd @lloydshepherd.com · 31/05/2026

Mighty Hoopla: The Morning After

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Lloyd Shepherd @lloydshepherd.com · 29/05/2026

Was reading about Newton Heath on Wikipedia and found the most Manchester picture imaginable

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Lloyd Shepherd @lloydshepherd.com · 27/05/2026

Every time you post this - and I do mean EVERY TIME - I go ‘hmm they’ve got Morrissey on at Kirkdale, brave choice’

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Lloyd Shepherd @lloydshepherd.com · 24/04/2026

A sign that always brings me a stab of nostalgic pleasure. Take it where you can find it.

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Lloyd Shepherd @lloydshepherd.com · 03/04/2026

Can I say both that writing 'speaking as a man with a daughter' is really fucking stupid, and that this isn't an apology, Roberto, and you can absolutely do one. Speaking as a man with a daughter.

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Lloyd Shepherd @lloydshepherd.com · 03/04/2026

Interesting way of saying ‘nasty racist thug’ you’ve got there, The Athletic.

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