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LLcoolRay

@llcoolray.bsky.social
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Self-deprecating sports fan who skeets (er, uh, posts) too much. Kings🏀/BVB⚽/SDSU🏀🏈/SD⚾/SRFC⚽ The views expressed here represent everyone ever.

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LLcoolRay @llcoolray.bsky.social · 9h
I can only hope, man. Please keep me from watching them this season
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LLcoolRay @llcoolray.bsky.social · 9h
It just kept sending me through a login loop, basically. Would log in, then it would give me this message, I'd connect with my Kings+ login, then back to that message. No matter how many times I tried.
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LLcoolRay @llcoolray.bsky.social · 9h
Don't treat me like I'm your grandma! (The app forced me to update when I first tried to open it, so yes)
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LLcoolRay @llcoolray.bsky.social · 10h
Yeah no matter what I tried it would not work on the app
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LLcoolRay @llcoolray.bsky.social · 11h
Kings showing in game 1 of preseason why I thought they'd be a horrendously bad team this season. Don't know if any other team could be a combination of so poorly coached, poor shooting, and awful on defense.
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LLcoolRay @llcoolray.bsky.social · 11h
The Kings just have no interest in shooting threes, huh?
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LLcoolRay @llcoolray.bsky.social · 12h
Wait a second, is there a way to watch the Kings game? NBA tv is saying I'm blacked out?
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LLcoolRay @llcoolray.bsky.social · 12h
Are . . . Are the Falcons good???
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LLcoolRay @llcoolray.bsky.social · 12h
WAIT KEEGAN ISN'T PLAYING EITHER WTF???
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LLcoolRay @llcoolray.bsky.social · 13h
The truth is that I legitimately cannot bring myself to give a shit about this team until Sabonis and Lavine are gone.
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LLcoolRay @llcoolray.bsky.social · 13h
I think we're all smart enough to know that finding these sorts of things to look forward to is the only way to get through a Kings season
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LLcoolRay @llcoolray.bsky.social · 14h
"Why would I even bother watching a Kings preseason game if Ben Simmons isn't playing?" is a real question I've asked myself today. I am a sick and depraved individual.
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LLcoolRay @llcoolray.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Man I'm sorry, I hope everything can be resolved. Regular postpartum is hard enough
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LLcoolRay @llcoolray.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Lmao dawg WHAT!?
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LLcoolRay @llcoolray.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The fact he let Mason die out there when he had other pitchers he could've gone to. He just fully committed. Fuckin hell.
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LLcoolRay @llcoolray.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I fucking hate sports. They're bullshit. But that was multiple terrible decisions by Craig Stammen that led to that.
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LLcoolRay @llcoolray.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That was a fuckin 30/30 park absolute blast that got taken away. That is such unbelievable bullshit. Stole a win from us.
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Fred Smith @fredsmith.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hey man if your roof is so low that you can catch a home run for an out on a rebound, your park might suck
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LLcoolRay @llcoolray.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That is some unbelievable fuckin bullshit that works against the Padres
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LLcoolRay @llcoolray.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Kings are doomed to be used as every RFA's leverage for eternity. But also are Detroit fans going to hate him now? (Also also, that's more money than I'd have wanted to give Duren anyways given his questions)
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LLcoolRay @llcoolray.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ohhhhh shit yeah that does make it interesting
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LLcoolRay @llcoolray.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Was there some new rumor I missed?
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LLcoolRay @llcoolray.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He did end up having an incredible year but I'd absolutely talked a bunch of shit about him at the beginning of the year haha
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LLcoolRay @llcoolray.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They never even showed up to play
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LLcoolRay @llcoolray.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Man, how tremendous to win a playoff series at home without a single moment of stress
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LLcoolRay @llcoolray.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
GG2EZ CUBS.
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LLcoolRay @llcoolray.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I apologize (not really) if you don't get this reference
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LLcoolRay @llcoolray.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Joe Hendry's WWE NXT Entrance
ALT: Joe Hendry's WWE NXT Entrance
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LLcoolRay @llcoolray.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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LLcoolRay @llcoolray.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I just hope the Padres haven't used all their runs up for the series!!!!
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LLcoolRay @llcoolray.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
MANNY MF MACHADO
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LLcoolRay @llcoolray.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
FERNANDO TATIS MF JR
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LLcoolRay @llcoolray.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Webber being at and around Kings practice this week feels like Vivek lining up his new Kings legend to destroy goodwill with once Doug Christie is fired
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LLcoolRay @llcoolray.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
For sure. Unless they're just exhausted after running the gauntlet haha
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LLcoolRay @llcoolray.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Man do I hope you're right. Just feels inevitable that no one will be able to beat the Dodgers again
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LLcoolRay @llcoolray.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I can't imagine a scenario where that would be true so I do qualify that as a hot take
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LLcoolRay @llcoolray.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just a few small beers
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LLcoolRay @llcoolray.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Idk, the AI company doesn't have to pay for power or cooling. It might be a pretty good deal just because of that
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LLcoolRay @llcoolray.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Compute power to *name an AI company*. You are in charge of paying for the power and cooling but you'd get paid for keeping the system in your house. In my eyes, it couldn't be enough to be worth it. But I'm sure people who don't know better would see it as an opportunity to pay for their mortgage
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LLcoolRay @llcoolray.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is gonna sound like a "trust me bro" situation but one of my family friends works for one of the major home builders in the US and they are working with a Datacenter company to offer that in their new builds. Essentially you'd have the hardware in your house, always on, and lease out the
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LLcoolRay @llcoolray.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
No really, somebody needs to study the Niners to figure out their insane amount of injuries
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LLcoolRay @llcoolray.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Chargers are Chargering at levels we have never seen before. It's phenomenal
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LLcoolRay @llcoolray.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Perfect response.
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LLcoolRay @llcoolray.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Lol yes but that's not what they're talking about here.
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LLcoolRay @llcoolray.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Don't worry, housing companies and Datacenter companies are teaming up to allow you to buy a Datacenter for your home. I wish I was joking.
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LLcoolRay @llcoolray.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I am getting very tempted to just straight up drop Drake Maye already. He is dogshit.
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LLcoolRay @llcoolray.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sean Lewis needs to be fired. From a cannon, preferably.
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LLcoolRay @llcoolray.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Adolf Hitler? The failed art student?
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LLcoolRay @llcoolray.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I was gonna say I can't believe people are excited to see that Musk documentary because I can't imagine hatewatching something for 4 hours - then I remembered I watch roughly 200 hours of Kings games a year so I guess I can understand.
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LLcoolRay @llcoolray.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Padres win a series against the Dodgers in LA to clinch the playoffs. Oh fuck I'm gonna believe.
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