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Dav The Llama 🌻🦙🅅

@llamacorp.app
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Pretend System Engineer, Luddite that uses yet hates AI 😅. I love hearing other people's stories. I'm mostly just trying to survive week. Struggling to learn new things while keeping mini home garden.

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Dav The Llama 🌻🦙🅅 @llamacorp.app · 16/09/2026
A coworker handed these cards out today. Tbh made today a little brighter. Low key assumed she had issues with me/my team cause of lore I learned bout. Glad that isn't the case.
Photo of a card with text on it that reads "always remember that You are brave than you believe, stronger than you seem, smarter than you think, and loved more than you knowPhoto of a card with the text "sometimes you forget you're awesome so this is your reminder"
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Dav The Llama 🌻🦙🅅 @llamacorp.app · 03/09/2026
These esp32-S3 boards I got apparently didn't have a section soldered? Jumped? To do 5v to the pin via usb-C. Yay impromptu soldering. I think I did ok, it works so that's what counts. Now I have 5v and stable screen display. It's ugly from flux and lack of skills heh.
Close up photo of a circuit board. Focussing on an area labeled In-Out that now has a tiny blob of silverly solder covering the two contacts that were separated Close up photo of a circuit board. Focussing on an area labeled In-Out that has an arrow like break between two metal contacts.
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Dav The Llama 🌻🦙🅅 @llamacorp.app · 26/08/2026
My first try where I left off wiring up an RGB led and controlling it with a numpad. I may of went overboard with the start up messages. I wanted to give it a feel like self tests were happening and thought I'd have fun with it. Ignore the messy AF setup. I kinda had fun with it.
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Dav The Llama 🌻🦙🅅 @llamacorp.app · 26/08/2026
Whelp my pre class soldering attempt might of been successful failure. I think I chose the wrong tip (lol). I went with needle point like one cause this shit is so small and close together. I kinda got the solder on. I may need to redo one or two pins or fill in more. Only burned myself once!
Close up photo of a tiny purple circuit board. Displaying solder attempt to connect pins.Close up photo of a tiny purple circuit board. Displaying solder attempt to connect pins.
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Dav The Llama 🌻🦙🅅 @llamacorp.app · 25/08/2026
Look at what I can do. Nothing special just effing around and trying to learn something new. I wanted to do this growing up but always felt too dumb. Anyway just small jump away from making my own smart speaker 😅
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Dav The Llama 🌻🦙🅅 @llamacorp.app · 04/04/2026
If you see this, post a pic from your device with no explanation
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Dav The Llama 🌻🦙🅅 @llamacorp.app · 03/04/2026
Whelp that is an interesting way to start the weekend. My contract is not being renewed due to budgetary constraints. Guess I suddenly have time to do projects and study more. Sláinte
Photo in the foreground two cans of beer with gold harp and label "Guinness Draught" and a bad with packet labeled Hacker Boxes. In the background a very cluttered messy room of boxes and clear storage bins
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Dav The Llama 🌻🦙🅅 @llamacorp.app · 01/04/2026
The gothic hibiscus flowers are growing back. SO was worried they didn't survive winter here and she spent a lot of time making sure they were cared for. The sticks are the current state. The full bloom is what it looked like last year. Unrelated she's very close to passing her network+ 🎉
Close up photo of green/red/black  flower buds popping out of the dirt among cut back dead sticks.Close up photo of green/red/black  flower buds popping out of the dirt among cut back dead sticks.Close up photo of dark red large hibiscus flower with reddish black green leaves in the background.Close up photo of dark red large hibiscus flower with reddish black green leaves in the background.
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Dav The Llama 🌻🦙🅅 @llamacorp.app · 25/03/2026
I think it's gonna be a whiskey night. I'm not able to reach a dear friend and my hands are tied.
Photo of two glass bottles. On the right is a large whiskey bottle with label that reads "Jameson Black barrel"
The other bottle is a short beer bottle with a off white label that says "Guinness Extra stout"

Wish I had someone to talk to.
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Dav The Llama 🌻🦙🅅 @llamacorp.app · 06/03/2026
Hey I'm looking for more people to friend on Pokemon Go, the ones I had seem to dropped off and stuck at 1 star friendship. I'm not active everyday but do try. Working two jobs limits how often I can spin and physically go to raids. My code is 322466220410 or for image #pokemonGo
Pokemon Go Friend QR code. Scan it or don't. Not my problem.
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Dav The Llama 🌻🦙🅅 @llamacorp.app · 24/02/2026
Do you have a Dunkin near you? I hear you can now get it in a bucket.....Grab handle of Irish cream to make things little shiny too?
photo of Dunkin Coffeee but instead of a cup its a BUCKET
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Dav The Llama 🌻🦙🅅 @llamacorp.app · 19/02/2026
I started playing game called TimberBorn, I didn't read any lore besides flavor text. I guess post humanity collapse the beavers take over world. This is my little mountain side village. My god I would abandon life right now to live there. I would gladly farm and haul just to be there.
Screen capture of a video game called Timberborn. Low angle photo over the village built along a river bank up against the back of a mountain, with a forest across the river and plenty of Dams to ensure water for the rough days and kits to learn to swim.

Note, if my alt texts are bad, please let me know otherwise block me.
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Dav The Llama 🌻🦙🅅 @llamacorp.app · 17/02/2026
That seems odd. I got an email seemingly from LinkedIn saying my something went wrong with my application but yet the url is an IP?
Screen capture of text. Email from LinkedIn saying my job application has problems but the link to fix it doesn't go to LinkedIn
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Dav The Llama 🌻🦙🅅 @llamacorp.app · 09/02/2026
"Hello, we have filled the job you applied for "NULL". While this may of not been the right fit, we invite you to be automatically rejected by AI for other jobs such as []" Thanks Insight Global.
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Dav The Llama 🌻🦙🅅 @llamacorp.app · 04/02/2026
I remember when I got this. I swear I paid only 200$ for 32gb.
Photo of a package of DDR5 crucial brand computer ram.
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Dav The Llama 🌻🦙🅅 @llamacorp.app · 28/01/2026
@purrinink.bsky.social sorry pillaged from xhitter. I need major blep, mlem, boop, and then some today.
2 panel drawing of a small cute black cat with BIG EYES 
Panel one "If your thoughts are getting too serious"
Panel two "remember to blep" and in panel two the cat has its tongue sticking out
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Dav The Llama 🌻🦙🅅 @llamacorp.app · 25/01/2026
Gotta say DnD with DM that's pretty easy going on things and willing to teach has been amazing. I know my character is all sorts of wrong but I am having so much fun. Say hi to Bob McBlasty
Close up photo of a Dungeons and dragons miniature figurine. It is a gnome wizard wearing a hoodie cloak, long thick beard in a tie off. A big book of magic and a large staff with two decorative like forking too shaped like a fancy U.
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Dav The Llama 🌻🦙🅅 @llamacorp.app · 16/01/2026
Wow, like wicked wow. I need a tutor and brain rewiring to paint like all of you. All these are amazing and I'm just staring at my little dude like, one day. Also need to get better at breaking free my prints. RIP this guy's staff shaft 😵‍💫
3d printed gnome wizard with long neat beard, wearing big hooded robe. Hold a Staff and demonic book. Next to a USB thumb drive for scale(the gnome is only slightly bigger)
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Dav The Llama 🌻🦙🅅 @llamacorp.app · 08/12/2025
Gotta love the scam posters even on LinkedIn. Do they think trying to compliment me over things I've never done will work? I have never been in a leadership role and quite frankly never will be. I've only ever been a cog or peon. That's an easy red flag.
Photo of a scam message on LinkedIn. Says they were contacted by another person and I have "very significant leadership experience" and they have an investment opportunity.
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Dav The Llama 🌻🦙🅅 @llamacorp.app · 14/11/2025
So either the the rep is a bottom(no judgement) or they just gave up and its now forever AI chat bs :(
Screenshot of text saying I am connected to live chat and the Customer Service Rep name is "Bot"
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Dav The Llama 🌻🦙🅅 @llamacorp.app · 12/11/2025
Some attempts at trying to capture what little lights we got tonight. Quite hard in cold and just phone.
Night photo of northern lights. Showing up as crimson red coloring against dark blue night sky. Night photo of northern lights. Showing up as crimson red coloring against dark blue night sky. Night photo of northern lights. Showing up as crimson red coloring against dark blue night sky.
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Dav The Llama 🌻🦙🅅 @llamacorp.app · 12/11/2025
Quite true. Ty for accidental reminder to go outside and just breathe. I need tripod for my phone and learn how to use my dslr better.
Night photo of northern lights. Showing up as crimson red coloring against dark blue night sky. Night photo of northern lights. Showing up as crimson red coloring against dark blue night sky.
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Dav The Llama 🌻🦙🅅 @llamacorp.app · 10/11/2025
Lol my first phishing DM attempt on here. Very weak stuff #phishing @bsky.app @safety.bsky.app @support.bsky.team
Screen shot of DM on bluesky that is long drawn out message trying to make me verify my account or I will be banned.
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Dav The Llama 🌻🦙🅅 @llamacorp.app · 02/10/2025
I did a thing! I made and hung a shelf! Weird flex I know. I took some cedar fencing, sanded it up, burned TF out of it, cleaned of up with light sanding, and lastly few coats of tung oil. Some metal brackets that didn't quite fit so I made it fit by cutting into the front of the shelf.
Photo of a very dark brown burnt wood shelf. On the shelf is various lotions and dandruff shampoos. Don't judge me. I know I am a fat fuggly ugmo. The dandruff is just icing on the loser cake that is me.
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Dav The Llama 🌻🦙🅅 @llamacorp.app · 24/09/2025
huh this might be a bit much.
Screenshot of a linux  terminal text, that has speedtest by Ookala, states the server was google fiber, the ISP was google fiber, some latency metrics and most importantly speed benchmark of 7519 Mbps download and 7744 Mbps upload
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Dav The Llama 🌻🦙🅅 @llamacorp.app · 22/09/2025
Seriously, I can designate an object on my network in Ubiquti as a Chevy mfer Suburban? but no custom icons.
Screenshot of an label text saying "Chevrolet Suburban" with a tiny head on photo of a red chevy Suburban. Cause why not?
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Dav The Llama 🌻🦙🅅 @llamacorp.app · 29/07/2025
Sent request. Feel free anyone add me. I am terrible at keep up but def play when I go for walks and hikes
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Dav The Llama 🌻🦙🅅 @llamacorp.app · 06/07/2025
This is Bob. The gator that hangs out in the water by GFS brother's house. Very respectful and chill
Zoomed in photo of alligator head sticking out of dark canal water
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Dav The Llama 🌻🦙🅅 @llamacorp.app · 30/06/2025
The goth hibiscus has started to spawn Much excite
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Dav The Llama 🌻🦙🅅 @llamacorp.app · 02/06/2025
The garden and flowers are coming along well. Sort of.
Photo of pink hibiscus in full bloom.Close up photo of a deep red gladiola flowerPhoto of raised garden bed with pepper and tomato plants Close up photo of raised garden bed containing broccoli getting eaten by bugs.
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Dav The Llama 🌻🦙🅅 @llamacorp.app · 30/05/2025
Lmao, this is why I cancelled Amazon prime. I was getting nothing out of it. Anything that was free 2 day shipping was always delayed. I placed an order on 23rd. Supposed to arrive today. Now delayed til June 5th It sucks cause some things I can of get from them. I have to try harder.
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Dav The Llama 🌻🦙🅅 @llamacorp.app · 12/05/2025
Continuation from the table yesterday. Just a sample video I sent to my friend to show it's functional. Kinda neat my phone will fast charge off those rocker switches. Next time I'm gonna play around with light burn + stain.
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Dav The Llama 🌻🦙🅅 @llamacorp.app · 10/05/2025
I'm feeling proud, tho not sure earned.(I can't take a positive comment to save my life). I ha energy to work on my friends table I've been working on. Lots o scope creep. He wanted to add some led cup holders. Rocker switches with phone charger. So why not. I went for it.
Photo of underside of a dark burned wood coffee table. With wire cutters, lots of cut wire, plyers, and volt meter haphazardly laying about.Close up photo of cup holder with circle of blue led lights in the bottom.Close up photo of a Black rectangle panel that has 4 rocker style switches with blue LEDs. In the center between the switches is a circular USB port with a volt meter that reads 11.2
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Dav The Llama 🌻🦙🅅 @llamacorp.app · 09/05/2025
I'm not great at cooking but when you're three sheets to the wind. It all tastes good. Maybe later this season I'll have garden tomato's and pepper to cook with. For now jar and can ftl.
Photo of silver shallow pan with plain spaghetti. Teal pot with two ladels resting on it full of pasta sauce and green bell peppers. Teal bowl with sliced sausage, pasta, sauce, and a large garlic bread slice on top. Sorry for any spelling errors. I'm going for liver failure on the drinking.
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Dav The Llama 🌻🦙🅅 @llamacorp.app · 08/05/2025
Heck. I am out of Guinness and backup stouts. I would seriously do favors if I could find a local hook up for Murphy's Irish stout. Oh well. Little red wine for me. Little for the sauce. Little more for me. 🤤
Photo of a bottle of red wine. Label caption is 19 Crimes, red blend. Aged in Rum barrels
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Dav The Llama 🌻🦙🅅 @llamacorp.app · 07/05/2025
Here goes. I ain't cute but bored lol.
Photo of English  bulldog staring down balding bearded white guy with big glasses
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Dav The Llama 🌻🦙🅅 @llamacorp.app · 10/04/2025
Woo hail ok maybe not Woo but I got to Play in it for a minute.
Close up photo of ball of hail/ice about size of a golf ballPhoto of red mulch with lots of varying sizes hail ice clumps Close up photo of dirt and white daffodil with balls of ice/hail around it
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Dav The Llama 🌻🦙🅅 @llamacorp.app · 08/04/2025
Totes.
Close up photo of orange colored unknown wildflower Close up photo of unknown wildflower with ring of light pink and ring of dark pinkWide photo of flower bed with a few white tulips, small purple hyacinth flowers, purple creeping phlox. With couple of garden gnomes decorated as a bee hive, Lady bug, and a statue of frog on a mushroom
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Dav The Llama 🌻🦙🅅 @llamacorp.app · 02/04/2025
Semi protective day today. Patio roof had a leak. Here's hoping I got it patched right.
Photo of a white patio roof with silver aluminum tape along side and along dark grey roof.Tired fat hairy geek sitting on white patio roof.
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Dav The Llama 🌻🦙🅅 @llamacorp.app · 22/03/2025
Made progress on the table for a friend of mine. Attached the top and little more wood to mount the power to. Now I just need more focus to do the electrical part.
Photo of a rectangular table that has burnt wood / dark distressed wood features and a bottom shelf that is more raw wood cedar colorsPhoto of a rectangular table that has burnt wood / dark distressed wood features and a bottom shelf that is more raw wood cedar colorsPhoto of a rectangular table that has burnt wood / dark distressed wood features and a bottom shelf that is more raw wood cedar colors
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Dav The Llama 🌻🦙🅅 @llamacorp.app · 11/03/2025
This looks like a new scam(for me). As if Amazon or any large company would reach out after a price change to offer any kind of refund or difference refund. Gtfo here with that
Screenshot of scam text message stating they are from Amazon and there has been a price adjustment and I am entitled to a refund.
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Dav The Llama 🌻🦙🅅 @llamacorp.app · 05/03/2025
Stolen from other the place. Meme Credit to @cthulhu.network
Two panel meme photo from Futurama, Leela looking at a candy heart in top panel. Second panel close up of candy heart with text "Your art matters even if it isn't making money"
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Dav The Llama 🌻🦙🅅 @llamacorp.app · 16/02/2025
Gonna be rough night #tornado
Tornado warning for Hillsboro Decatur Alabama until 12 am cstTornado warning for rogersville and Athens Alabama until 12am cst
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Dav The Llama 🌻🦙🅅 @llamacorp.app · 07/02/2025
A drawing of a smiling lavender moth hugging a pop purple thistle or clover like flower stalk. The caption reads, "You matter all of the time, not only when you are at your best."
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Dav The Llama 🌻🦙🅅 @llamacorp.app · 01/02/2025
Whelp hopefully I can follow thru on my latest focus and distraction. If I succeed at growing purple potatoes. I will have some damn tasty chips.
Photo of a bag that has caption SEED POTATO with photo of whole and cut in quarters purple potatoes
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Dav The Llama 🌻🦙🅅 @llamacorp.app · 28/01/2025
"Won't stop engaging in angry politics" huh... interesting list. Sorry for reskeeting info and staying informed. I can fix that for ya @temujin9.t9productions.com
Screenshot List called "drama" by @temujin9.t9productions.com. list seems to indicate those that want to be informed cause drama
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Dav The Llama 🌻🦙🅅 @llamacorp.app · 28/01/2025
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Dav The Llama 🌻🦙🅅 @llamacorp.app · 26/01/2025
Progress on first attempt at a table ish thing for my brother. Lots of lessons learned and more to go I bet. Such as imo stop buying wood at home Depot and Lowe's.
Photo of a messy garage. Main focus is a wood table that has a burned finish and rubbed with oil for a darker richer burned wood color
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Dav The Llama 🌻🦙🅅 @llamacorp.app · 23/01/2025
When the season allows for it I like to gardening. Enjoying spending last few years with my mom doing that. As well woodworking. Nothing grand but small stuff for my mom and buddy.
Photo of home style raised bed garden surrounded with chicken wire and no plants.Close up photo of a leafy green plant that has dark purple highlights and fuzzy textureClose up photo of semi burned wood that has been stained with a forest dark green paintClose up photo of a wood plank counter top that has been burned to preserve it and stained with an oil to make it appear darker and richer dark color of the wood.
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Dav The Llama 🌻🦙🅅 @llamacorp.app · 21/12/2024
It's fuck all stupid and idk other words for scammers to do this. Tbh posing as UHC is bigger red flag than usual for me. They don't give a fuck and wouldn't be giving away toothbrushes now anyhow.
Screenshot of a phishing email where scammer is posing as United healthcare to say I won toothbrush. Wtf.
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