Alan 👻 @lknguy76.bsky.social · 22hThe only good thing about a 3:30am alarm is my workday is already over, and I’m on my way home. ✈️ Good morning! 🌞 3230
Alan 👻 @lknguy76.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It’s a really great morning when someone’s dog wants to play with you on the patio at Starbucks. 🧋🐕 1160
Alan 👻 @lknguy76.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Hot guy with a pornstache and glasses sitting in the 💺 next to me. 🫠 4230
Alan 👻 @lknguy76.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Since today was my only day at home this week, I had every intention of being productive, but that didn’t happen. 2170
Alan 👻 @lknguy76.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Keeping with this morning’s orange theme, I picked a pumpkin. 🎃 0210
Alan 👻 @lknguy76.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Spent the day wandering around D.C. by myself, and it was wonderful. 2200
Alan 👻 @lknguy76.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Blasting yacht rock while cleaning the house with all the windows open.static.klipy.comMr Clean's Hip Dance MoppingALT: Mr Clean's Hip Dance Mopping 0300
Alan 👻 @lknguy76.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Cooler fall weather had me craving comfort food, so I made shepherd’s pie. 😋 Or whatever y’all call it. 98134441
Alan 👻 @lknguy76.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Good morning! ☕️static.klipy.comSweater WeatherALT: Sweater Weather 0320
Alan 👻 @lknguy76.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Was sitting at a red light, jamming out to “Mr. Roboto” like an idiot, and the guy who pulled up next to me looked over and yelled, “Hell yeah, dude! Rock on! 🤘” 5270
Alan 👻 @lknguy76.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Excited to spend the next 3 days at home wearing shorts and hoodies. Happy first day of fall and the beginning of libra season! 🍂🎃🍂 5330
Alan 👻 @lknguy76.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Tonight’s dinner was chosen by whatever place had the shortest line. 162984
Alan 👻 @lknguy76.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Three weeks from tonight, I’ll be on my way to 🇩🇪 🇳🇴 🇸🇪, and seriously can’t wait to get outta here for 12 days. 4400
Alan 👻 @lknguy76.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Me after getting the flu/COVID shots yesterday and sleeping on my neck weird last night. 3271
Alan 👻 @lknguy76.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Wasn’t expecting the jalapeños on my nachos to be so hot. 🥵 2130
Alan 👻 @lknguy76.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Everyone’s off, shades closed, and I’m about to power nap so hard. 😴 2430
Alan 👻 @lknguy76.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Woke up thinking about the big smiley-face pancake from IHOP that we ordered as kids. 2300
Alan 👻 @lknguy76.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Me after getting the group of gay hikers tipsy on the flight to Denver. 7370
Alan 👻 @lknguy76.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Is it too soon to bring down fall/spooky season decor from the garage attic? 🎃 7300
Alan 👻 @lknguy76.bsky.social · 05/09/2026After two glasses of wine, I can’t remember why I came upstairs. Hi 🤓 10840
Alan 👻 @lknguy76.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I have a long day/night ahead. So, treated myself to the first pumpkin spice of the season. 1320
Alan 👻 @lknguy76.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Shouldn’t have done the math on how old I’ll be when they release Dolly’s “My Place in History” from a time capsule in 2046. 👴🏼 5200
Alan 👻 @lknguy76.bsky.social · 30/08/2026“It’s just a piddly squattin’ old time country place” 🤠 NW: 1260
Alan 👻 @lknguy76.bsky.social · 30/08/2026This might be an unpopular opinion, but I think oatmeal cranberry cookies are just 🫦 3410
Alan 👻 @lknguy76.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Went to the gym, mowed the yard, and now everything hurts. 3610
Alan 👻 @lknguy76.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Neighbor just brought over Rice Krispie Treats and she made them with extra marshmallows. 😋 1270
Alan 👻 @lknguy76.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Scrolled through the headlines for less than a minute. That’s enough. 🙄 Time to hit the gym, then jump in the pool. 0180
