Lkhagvasuren Khadagan @lkhagvasuren-k.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Mikoto just mailed me a big fur coat, and I heard through the grape vine that she had an Echo vision the other day. Now I'm worried. 011
Lkhagvasuren Khadagan @lkhagvasuren-k.bsky.social · 21/04/2026I have transcended the mortal need for hangovers However, I also appear to woken up on an entirely different continent to where I last remember drinking. I guess I got a hankering for sake at some point after all the mezcal. 231
Lkhagvasuren Khadagan @lkhagvasuren-k.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Small horns and big tail will fill a girl's hands, but big horns and small tail will fill a girl's heart. 221
Lkhagvasuren Khadagan @lkhagvasuren-k.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Sober on the Chocobo carriage to Ul'dah: Please don't talk to me. I don't know you. I'm definitely not a Warrior of Light. Drunk on the Chocobo carriage to Ul'dah: I want to get married one day, but I put up emotional walls, and being famous is terrible for figuring out if people actually like you. 031
Lkhagvasuren Khadagan @lkhagvasuren-k.bsky.social · 13/04/2026At a bar where I've been using a glamour and a fake name to avoid attention lately, when I overhear some fuckass viera say to his buddy "Oh hey, that's Lear! Rumor has it she fucks like she has daddy issues!" EXCUSE ME???? 0101
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Lkhagvasuren Khadagan @lkhagvasuren-k.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Look, I may have my issues and hangups with Elezen, but even I have to admit that sometimes I can occasionally have the thought of "if I had to pick an Elezen" cross my mind when glancing at Esti or talking to him. 031
Lkhagvasuren Khadagan @lkhagvasuren-k.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Just got a letter from an Ishgardian tabloid asking for an interview with “one of the heroes of the Dragonsong War”, like they didn't once call me a "club-horned heretical harlot of exceptionally unfortunate breeding, possessing poor proportions and prone to lackwit indiscretions from that mixing". 072
Lkhagvasuren Khadagan @lkhagvasuren-k.bsky.social · 08/04/2026I'm at that awkward age where all my older friends are starting to find long term partners and settle down, or even get married and have kids, but meanwhile I still can't be trusted not to lose my tomephone while drunk. 231
Lkhagvasuren Khadagan @lkhagvasuren-k.bsky.social · 05/04/2026I'm going to buy a parrot, and teach it only four phrases - I miss my hands - never break a deal with a void mage - there's only one way to lift the curse - I just want to hug my kids again 061
Lkhagvasuren Khadagan @lkhagvasuren-k.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Taking down requests for pizzas before getting sent on a food run at a party, and some of these toppings ought to be considered signs of madness I can live with pineapple on pizza to be honest, but who in the hells is ordering nori and Ruby Sea tuna, with Garlean cheese stuffed crust Are you okay? 121
Lkhagvasuren Khadagan @lkhagvasuren-k.bsky.social · 04/04/2026I'm just saying, if Godbert weren't married Imagine if he was 20 years younger unf 311
Lkhagvasuren Khadagan @lkhagvasuren-k.bsky.social · 03/04/2026The Eorzean Au Ra experience is some little asshole coming up to you in the middle of the street in Ul'dah and trying to sell you a sun lamp First of all, what the fuck Secondly, not that kind of lizard Thirdly, what the fuck And fourth, buddy, have you looked at the weather? This is Thanalan 0101
Lkhagvasuren Khadagan @lkhagvasuren-k.bsky.social · 02/04/2026I just discovered something. There are multiple versions of me. Some of them are wildly different but One of them still has her sister. Why, pray tell, is that a thing? Why does she get that, and not me? 131
Lkhagvasuren Khadagan @lkhagvasuren-k.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Got bored, decided to visit the library to check out a book I remember reading when I was like 7. Got told I need to be an Archon to access the area it's in. The foremost repository of knowledge in the world everyone. I could probably teach the topic in that book better than anyone at the Studium 1101
Reposted by Lkhagvasuren Khadagancerwyn @bajamut-blast.bsky.social · 01/04/2026IF THE HOLY SEE BANS ME FROM HOLLERING AT THE TEMPLE KNIGHTS I WILL FACE HALONE AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO THE SEVEN HELLS 7538217
Lkhagvasuren Khadagan @lkhagvasuren-k.bsky.social · 01/04/2026This is the real reason Gleaning is such a popular profession, isn't it? There's fuck all to do, and all the actual smart people figured out how to get paid AND fuck off at the same time. 041
Lkhagvasuren Khadagan @lkhagvasuren-k.bsky.social · 01/04/2026I have found God, and the source of all my suffering. It turns out @lordk3m.bsky.social is a jackass.media.tenor.coma green curtain is hanging from a ceiling in a dark roomALT: a green curtain is hanging from a ceiling in a dark room 171