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Laura Jones MD

@ljonesak.bsky.social
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Pediatrician for almost 30 years, now retired so I can contribute to giving my grandkids and dog a better quality of life. In favor of democracy, civil rights, vaccines, cookies and mystery novels.

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Laura Jones MD @ljonesak.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Someone should also tell him that normal folks pick their kids up daily, not “after three days”
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Laura Jones MD @ljonesak.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Our system is a hot mess. Sorry you have this added stress.
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Laura Jones MD @ljonesak.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I have truly awful handwriting but still revert to pen/paper when I want to figure something out or retain something new!
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Laura Jones MD @ljonesak.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
To save others the conversion: Canada’s minimum wage is about $12.15 USD.
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Laura Jones MD @ljonesak.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I support NOTHING RFK the Lesser says but his vocal issues are a medical thing and mocking this is exactly like mocking Biden’s stutter.
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Laura Jones MD @ljonesak.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
But I refuse an office visit because I know that’s not necessary!
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Laura Jones MD @ljonesak.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yep. You’re absolutely right, then.
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Laura Jones MD @ljonesak.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Sometimes spending the 4K (which I know you don’t have) is the right answer even if car is 12 years old. Have you looked at what the car would be worth if running? (I’ve put that much into Subarus that age and it’s been okay.) One thing you definitely WON’T get for 4K is a different car…
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Laura Jones MD @ljonesak.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hmmm. Mine believes I like British tv and books (fair), crafts and educational children’s toys and that I have a small dog and a Breville espresso machine. Guilty as charged. Also thinks I have small children and a cat though so clearly I remain a mystery!
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Laura Jones MD @ljonesak.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hmmm. So plague is bad now, unlike in the past when nobody worried about it?
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Laura Jones MD @ljonesak.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
So many great options here : “doesn’t want to kill grandma”, “doesn’t want to miss finals week“, “thinks having long COVID sounds like a bummer ”. Such BS that RFK the lesser makes you jump through hoops for this.
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Laura Jones MD @ljonesak.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Respiratory spread (human to human ) rather than via fleas.
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Laura Jones MD @ljonesak.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This calls for IVERMECTIN !
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Laura Jones MD @ljonesak.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Texas Pediatricians Face Paxton Investigations for Vaccinating Children www.nytimes.com/2026/10/05/h...
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Texas Pediatricians Face Paxton Investigations for Vaccinating Children (Gift Article)
Ken Paxton, the Texas attorney general and Republican Senate candidate, has alleged a sprawling profit-driven conspiracy. Pediatricians say the accusations are an attempt at intimidation.
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Laura Jones MD @ljonesak.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Babysitter watched Dark Shadows (vampire soap opera in the late 60s) and I was supposed to be doing something else. Some bad kindergarten dreams!
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Laura Jones MD @ljonesak.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hope you’re feeling (and looking) much better.
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Laura Jones MD @ljonesak.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m sorry. That’s truly awful.
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Laura Jones MD @ljonesak.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Wait. Can we use this to get rid of Vance though?
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Laura Jones MD @ljonesak.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A rare 6 for me too today but now I feel I’m in good company !
Wordle graphic showing player failed until 6th try!
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Laura Jones MD @ljonesak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Classic combination!
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Laura Jones MD @ljonesak.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I had flu and ruptured OM while a resident in the dark ages (1990s). (Was also pregnant and had a toddler 😳. ) Still remember the bone-deep fatigue combined with the pressure to hurry up and get back to work. Hoping you have the time to heal fully.
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Laura Jones MD @ljonesak.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Shocked, I’m shocked, I tell you! 🙄
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Laura Jones MD @ljonesak.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You also wonder if he remembers (?knows) that “using” your insurance often isn’t free in the US due to deductibles and copays? It’s possible to have insurance for emergencies but to not be able to afford to use it routinely.
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Laura Jones MD @ljonesak.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’m a grandmother but had to be the “tooth mouse” (her Papa is French) recently and had to provide a “toonie” which is a $2 coin in Canada (about $1.50 USD). Perhaps tariff prices are having an impact at your house?
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Laura Jones MD @ljonesak.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Moved somewhere hotter this summer and wondered if my dog would like ice in water bowl. Deeply offensive!
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Laura Jones MD @ljonesak.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Still time to request a ballot if you’re living outside of the US but qualify to vote in the midterms. Truly took me 5 minutes.
“I registered to vote from abroad “ text
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Laura Jones MD @ljonesak.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I’m still subscribed to “final exam in organic chemistry” and I’m 62! That lifetime membership is a steal
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Laura Jones MD @ljonesak.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Congratulations 🎈
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Laura Jones MD @ljonesak.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I’m sorry. That’s really awful.
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Laura Jones MD @ljonesak.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Wish I could tell you that will end. I was almost 60 when a visiting Peds surgeon asked me a question clearly intended for the nursing staff. Neither you nor I fit people’s narrow template for “doctor”. Reinforce your title as often as you need to but it sucks and I’m sorry.
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Laura Jones MD @ljonesak.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Nursing boards don’t care about this sort of bs at all.
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Laura Jones MD @ljonesak.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
My oldest grandkids (5 and 7) love them! They’re being raised in Canada and call them roly-poly bugs though I know them as pill bugs.
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Laura Jones MD @ljonesak.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Yes. I wonder how they think we all survived in the 1960s with just water fountains in the hall? Times were so primitive that we didn’t even carry water bottles!
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Laura Jones MD @ljonesak.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Spent my earliest childhood in Seattle and moved to Alaska at age 5 so pretty accurate (though their algorithm guessed I was from Montana).
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Laura Jones MD @ljonesak.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Not a chance he knows how to use those buttons to pick up a parked call or put one on hold
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Laura Jones MD @ljonesak.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I know that World Central Kitchen is there but no idea about longer term.
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Laura Jones MD @ljonesak.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Yes, I lived there for the better part of 50 years! Moose mean home!
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Laura Jones MD @ljonesak.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I’m actually living in Canada and it shows Lake America! I haven’t formally updated my location but you’d think Google could figure it out.
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Laura Jones MD @ljonesak.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Living in Canada but this is how Google Maps responds to a request for Lake Ontario. Just downloaded DuckDuckGo and need to figure out what to do with my Google documents. (Should have done this a lot sooner..)
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Laura Jones MD @ljonesak.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Yep. My mom would get new caregivers who only wanted her to drink water instead of her preferred room-temp Diet Coke. I’d explain that the stroke had taken her mobility and her speech and we were not taking her Diet Coke. Even on hospice, we syringed it for her.
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Laura Jones MD @ljonesak.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Cold salmon pasta salad. Cooked bow tie noodles with some combo of mayo and yogurt, dill and lemon zest, leftover salmon and peas depending on which grand kids are eating.
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Laura Jones MD @ljonesak.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Hoping you get helpful advice from the younger and more “techy”. I divide my time between Alaska and a small town in British Columbia and get good service in both regions.
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Laura Jones MD @ljonesak.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
This happens to me about once a month but usually when others are reporting similar issues. Works well most days. Have you tried updating/reinstalling the app?
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Laura Jones MD @ljonesak.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Pediatrician: we don’t recommend juice in your cup.
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Laura Jones MD @ljonesak.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
For those of us in the US, the equivalent is about $18.50/hr in US $
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Laura Jones MD @ljonesak.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
He gave up avocado toast…
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Laura Jones MD @ljonesak.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Spent 18 hours at O’Hare in about 1980. (Airport closed after a horrible crash.) That was the last time I flew in high heels and stockings. (I was 16 and dumb). Also, my 18 month old sister lifted her leg and peed like our spaniel…and we just walked our tired selves along.
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Laura Jones MD @ljonesak.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Alaska
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Laura Jones MD @ljonesak.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
This was my Facebook photo in 2020 and I never bothered to change it since I don’t spend much time there. Shameful that this is still controversial. He’s a true national hero and deserves a peaceful retirement instead of being badgered by idiots like Moreno and Rand.
Text #I stand with Fauci and image if 5 people (including Dr Fauci) masked
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Laura Jones MD @ljonesak.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Agree. Same with mocking his voice (which is a medical issue.) The problem is not that RFK Jr used drugs. The problem is that he’s a grifter who tells medical lies for profit. (Of course, it’s also true that Fauci is 1000x better at being a human than he’ll ever be…)
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