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Braids the Entomber 💖

@ljandr.bsky.social
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she/her 🏳️‍⚧️ mid-western swe and mother to 3 cats proud wife guy 😌

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Braids the Entomber 💖 @ljandr.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I love her aesthetic, but I find the music to be the side of doom metal that I don't find interesting. Faetooth I have much of the opposite opinion of... Fantastic music and very ordinary aesthetic
The band Faetooth pose together on the ground before a floral backdrop in a moody, gothic portrait.
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Braids the Entomber 💖 @ljandr.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
We are a flicker deck with big flips so we getting back wispy, Dack, and probably a little idiot that gets us more lands since we are abusing catch-up ramp. Or saving pieces from a board wipe with an Ephemerate
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Braids the Entomber 💖 @ljandr.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I'm partial to Dusty 💖
Dust Elemental
{2}{W}{W}
Creature — Elemental

Flash (You may cast this spell any time you could cast an instant.)

Flying; fear (This creature can’t be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or black creatures.)

When this creature enters, return three creatures you control to their owner’s hand.

6/6
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Braids the Entomber 💖 @ljandr.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A screenshot from the episode of Fairly Oddparents called "The Boy Who Would be Queen" (season 2, episode 68) where Timmy, in full girlmode, runs into Trixie who is in boy mode to be able to sneak into a comic book shop as they tried to purchase the same comic book
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Braids the Entomber 💖 @ljandr.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This isn't state laws that cause the clinic near me to close, but sure this is state laws that were passed.
The University of Chicago Medical Center ended its gender-affirming care for minors last week, becoming the latest Chicago hospital to bow to federal pressure over it.   

UChicago Medicine said in a statement Friday that it made the “difficult decision” to suspend gender-affirming pediatric care in response to threats from the Trump administration to cut federal funding to medical institutions that provide these treatments.

“We reached this conclusion in light of emerging federal actions which would place at risk our ability to care for all Medicare or Medicaid patients,” the statement reads. “These patients make up the majority of those we serve.”
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Braids the Entomber 💖 @ljandr.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Seeing Turnstile on Wednesday. Tending to a campfire and jamming to T&S
Turnstile's Time & Space albumA well-tended to campfire in a suburban backyard
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Braids the Entomber 💖 @ljandr.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I have another proposal (allegedly)...
Luigi Mangione looking at the camera, raising his eyebrows
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Braids the Entomber 💖 @ljandr.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
"Does Amy Acton agree with the liberal extremists in her own party?" Mr. McColley said. "If the press was doing its job, it would ask her."

Dr. Acton said she agrees with the law prohibiting transgender women and girls from participating in women's and girls' sports.

"I do not support boys playing in girls sports. This is already settled law in Ohio, and as governor I will enforce and uphold the law," Dr. Acton said.

- from the Toledo Blade
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Braids the Entomber 💖 @ljandr.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Sometimes you just feel like creating a dilemma
Maralen of the Mornsong
{1}{B}{B}
Legendary Creature — Elf Wizard

Players can’t draw cards.

At the beginning of each player’s draw step, that player loses 3 life, searches their library for a card, puts it into their hand, then shuffles.

Maralen sent Veesa, Endry, and Iliona—the Vendilion clique—on the gravest of tasks.

2/3Nether Void
{3}{B}
World Enchantment

Whenever a player casts a spell, counter it unless that player pays {3}.Oppression
{1}{B}{B}
Enchantment

Whenever a player casts a spell, that player discards a card.

“Defeating an enemy is not nearly as satisfying as watching one suffer.”
—The Western PaladinMindslicer
{2}{B}{B}
Creature — Horror

When this creature dies, each player discards their hand.

It is the thing that goes bump in the night.

4/3
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Braids the Entomber 💖 @ljandr.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
SFO is doing great things for me
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Braids the Entomber 💖 @ljandr.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Love an Emergency Powers in response to a reanimation effect 😍
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Braids the Entomber 💖 @ljandr.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
This particular episode of Fairly Odd Parents made me feel... Feelings 😌
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Braids the Entomber 💖 @ljandr.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
C U B E
Planar Bridge
{6}
The Cube
Legendary Artifact

{8}, {T}: Search your library for a permanent card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Its power levels are off the charts.

Illustrated by Alexandre Leoni
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Braids the Entomber 💖 @ljandr.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Playtesting on my build revealed how insane Chainsaw is ✨
Chainsaw
{1}{R}
Artifact — Equipment

When this Equipment enters, it deals 3 damage to up to one target creature.

Whenever one or more creatures die, put a rev counter on this Equipment.

Equipped creature gets +X/+0, where X is the number of rev counters on this Equipment.

Equip {3}
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Braids the Entomber 💖 @ljandr.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
The new album has been on repeat for me on evening walks. Gives a level of power and paranoia that is unmatched. The way the sampled vocal audio matches into almost a syncopation onto a beat is entirely too clever. Not to mention the shit that Boards always gets up to.
Album by artist "Boards of Canada" titled "Inferno"
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Braids the Entomber 💖 @ljandr.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I'm a fool. A damned fool for believing I'd get into queue at a reasonable spot 🫪
The screen shows the user waiting on the Magic the Gathering Secret Lair page with a wait time of over an hour AFTER SHE WAS AN HOUR EARLY!!!!!!
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Braids the Entomber 💖 @ljandr.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I love artifacts that do psychic damage, or in the case of Helm of Obedience, turn Rest in Peace into death. The rest are just for goofs.
The Magic the Gathering card, Copper TabletThe Magic the Gathering card, Ebony Owl NetsukeThe Magic the Gathering card, Helm of ObedienceThe Magic the Gathering card, Anvil of Bogarden
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Braids the Entomber 💖 @ljandr.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Been on a Deftones kick as of late. They were my favorite band for a while with the release of Gore. I decided to give private music a shot, and this works for me so much. This ties into my wider obsession with shoegaze lately so nicely
The cover of Deftones's private music album, featuring a white corn snake against a green background.
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Braids the Entomber 💖 @ljandr.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
A screenshot reading:

"Virtue signaled 🫡

Those of us who give a shit about gov't policy that actually affects peoples' lives will continue to support his candidacy."
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Braids the Entomber 💖 @ljandr.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
The biggest, dumbest idiot (and she's my favorite)
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Braids the Entomber 💖 @ljandr.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Similarly, No Pressure's EP is bringing it back to this era. I caught them at the Drain show at the Conchord Music Hall and they blew my socks off
Album cover for No Pressure (EP)
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Braids the Entomber 💖 @ljandr.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
This album will never not absolutely just rip.
Album cover for Fall Out Boy's Take This to Your Grave
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Braids the Entomber 💖 @ljandr.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
I too did mine. Very much just posting favorite decks I enjoyed playing over time. I think Kami of the Crescent Moon was a thing after Heliod and is a bit more iconic, but also I'm enjoying Jaws
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Braids the Entomber 💖 @ljandr.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Hurry Up, We're Dreaming really seemed to escort the era of music to its next level. So many albums were influenced by its post-future dream pop landscapes it wove. It is up there with the greats like Cross and Discovery in my mind. Special shout-out to Junk as well. Many good memories there as well
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Braids the Entomber 💖 @ljandr.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16? How does one choose just one of these?
Arcade Fire - The SuburbsThe Black Keys - BrothersGorillaz - Plastic BeachVampire Weekend - Contra
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Braids the Entomber 💖 @ljandr.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
From the ORD burbs 🫡
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Braids the Entomber 💖 @ljandr.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
‼️
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Braids the Entomber 💖 @ljandr.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
I've been kicking this around with some friends as a way to save standard
Custom card, Gaddock Beeg

1{G}{w}

Noncreature spells with mana value 3 or less can’t be cast.

Noncreature spells with {X} in their mana costs can’t be cast.

3/4
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Braids the Entomber 💖 @ljandr.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
All time favorite of mine
Punish Ignorance
{W}{U}{U}{B}
Instant

Counter target spell. Its controller loses 3 life and you gain 3 life.
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Braids the Entomber 💖 @ljandr.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Honestly I've always thought of myself as a Bob
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Braids the Entomber 💖 @ljandr.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
After I dug this, I went up to the hotel and a man asked me "Now what were you trying to accomplish out there?" And my reply has resonated with my friend group: "Sometimes, you just get the urge to dig."
A trench that is about 30 ft long or so dug in the sand along a beach
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Braids the Entomber 💖 @ljandr.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Touching grass is so cool
Coit Tower in San FranciscoA foggy picture of the Golden Gate BridgeThe ocean from the Golden Gate bridge
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Braids the Entomber 💖 @ljandr.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Lox and bagels is truly the breakfast of champions. I cannot have a bad day after eating it at 6 AM
A fine lox and bagels with dill, pickled red onion, capers and a decent schmear of cream cheese and salmon
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Braids the Entomber 💖 @ljandr.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Get some granola in that bitch and lose your whole mind. This kind is choice af
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Braids the Entomber 💖 @ljandr.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Some of my favorites dropped that year, but Plastic Beach always stuck with me
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Braids the Entomber 💖 @ljandr.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Years after visiting, I still miss Lucerne
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Braids the Entomber 💖 @ljandr.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
The shock and awe I had seeing this at the end of Beau is Afraid was immense to say the least
The monster in the shape of a penis and balls from Beau is Afraid
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Braids the Entomber 💖 @ljandr.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Shortly after I moved to the Midwest, I had my first encounter with the wiener mobile
The Oscar Mayer wiener mobile outside of a Midwestern grocery store
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Braids the Entomber 💖 @ljandr.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
In light of the new Pope being selected, let's not lose focus of our Savior
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Braids the Entomber 💖 @ljandr.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Oh and the perpetrator in question
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Braids the Entomber 💖 @ljandr.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
I've been struggling with fatigue and having an ebike has been extremely helpful with getting back into exercise for me.
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Braids the Entomber 💖 @ljandr.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Suburbs pay more in taxes than what they get out as a result. Now downstate....
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Braids the Entomber 💖 @ljandr.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
The amount of tilt I can deliver with a Counterspell is going to reach new heights
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Braids the Entomber 💖 @ljandr.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
This is how all of my builds of her usually end up 🥲
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Braids the Entomber 💖 @ljandr.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Some people have all of the cool things happen to their government
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Braids the Entomber 💖 @ljandr.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Assembling Exodia to bounce all creatures back to my opponents' hands
Foil Scourge of the Fleets surrounded by 7x islands from Onslaught
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Braids the Entomber 💖 @ljandr.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Hell yeah
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Braids the Entomber 💖 @ljandr.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Looking at the corner of my desk like "Huh..."
A box of Dragon Shield Wisdom Matte Dual Sleeves sitting on a desk
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Braids the Entomber 💖 @ljandr.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
These ones make me giggle, making them my favorite
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Braids the Entomber 💖 @ljandr.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Definitely does to this funny lil guy
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