Beth @lizzystrata.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Just watched @yrfatfriend.bsky.social’s documentary and it was so beautiful. I’m gonna give a copy to our school health teacher and counselor and recommend they show it to students. Unlikely what with all the swearing 😂 but a girl’s gotta try ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 010
Beth @lizzystrata.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I think the “American cookie” challenge might actually be worse than the s’more challenge. #GBBO 020
Beth @lizzystrata.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It’s really a shame my bra is so uncomfortable cause it makes my boobs look amazing. 000
Beth @lizzystrata.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I've had 1st or 2nd gen AirPods for so long that the noise cancelling and sound dampening of my new ones are super trippy. 010
Reposted by BethNicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I feel obligated to acknowledge the 25th anniversary of September 11, because 25 is a big anniversary, and the event had a huge impact on the US, NYC, the world, and me personally. But I teach about it every year, and watched it shift from experience to history. And world events are in a new stage. 825530
Beth @lizzystrata.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Oh god. It turns out one of my group members for this semester long project is a fan of AI. She just shared an outline for our paper that AI generated for her. The outline is the easiest part! 020
Beth @lizzystrata.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Even my small-town coworker who I’m 95% sure voted for him recognized his $5000 bribe for what it is. 010
Beth @lizzystrata.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I'm so sick of breakout rooms. Just lecture to me dammit. 000
Beth @lizzystrata.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Fox is ready and raring to go for Minnesota Primary Day. 030
Beth @lizzystrata.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Just had to have a hard family meeting talking to my dad about training in a replacement for one of his favorite jobs because his dementia is starting to progress enough that he’s making small mistakes. Fuck dementia. 040
Beth @lizzystrata.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Well the Hadestown pro-shot is a masterpiece. I started crying before Andre de Shields opened his mouth and didn’t stop until credits rolled. I’m so grateful they filmed this show and I hope the success inspires more shows to film pro-shots. 010
Beth @lizzystrata.bsky.social · 02/08/2026My professor: This isn’t a paper you can starting writing the day it’s due. Me: oh bet? 100
Beth @lizzystrata.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I have no desire or motivation to write this 8 page paper that’s due tomorrow. 😭 110
Beth @lizzystrata.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Absolutely love being so nervous about a test that I do the math to check if I’ll still pass the class if I get half the questions wrong. Love feeling like I didn’t learn half the stuff that was on the practice test. Great class. 0/10 would not recommend 120
Beth @lizzystrata.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Keeping up with twin 8-year olds as an almost 39-year old is no easy feat and one I will be recovering from for at least a week. 000
Beth @lizzystrata.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Looks like I finished my internship that required me to commute 50 miles both ways 3 days a week just in time. Luckily I had no real plans to go anywhere all summer anyway. 020
Beth @lizzystrata.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Oh my god. Liam and Luis at the same table is going to destroy me. #CriticalRole 000
Beth @lizzystrata.bsky.social · 17/03/2026At Hadestown again. Taking bets on the first time I cry this time around. I’m guessing it’ll be the moment Eurydice walks on stage. 001
Beth @lizzystrata.bsky.social · 26/02/2026I've just spent the last hour and a half on a group chat with my best friends from high school and I don't think I really realized just how much I missed them and needed to talk to them. 130
Beth @lizzystrata.bsky.social · 20/01/2026It’s a testament to how bad support chatbots are that it makes me, a person who desperately hate talking on the phone, wish for a phone call instead. 030
Reposted by BethChristianity On the Spectrum @christianityon.bsky.social · 13/01/2026There is a new autistic barbie out, but no one is talking about her mother, undiagnosed computer engineer barbie about to get the surprise of her life when she starts to argue with the evaluator that these are all normal childhood behaviours that she had when she was the same age. 131260289
Reposted by Bethburn it all down @russbengtson.bsky.social · 12/01/2026so pretty soon ice will have deployed every officer they have to minneapolis and the thing to do then is cut a huge hole in the ice in a big lake and have bugs bunny dress up like a lady and stand behind talking all "help help rescue me from all the foreigners!" 241775358
Beth @lizzystrata.bsky.social · 25/12/2025Completed blanket for my cousin’s new baby girl. Maybe the proudest I’ve been of a piece. It’s sick as hell. 030
Beth @lizzystrata.bsky.social · 17/12/2025Reviewing my midterm internship eval with my supervisor and one of the things she pointed out that I could work on is that when I get overwhelmed, I tend to shut down, and like...yeah.....guilty lol 160
Beth @lizzystrata.bsky.social · 25/11/2025Just got the notice that the we were awarded the grant that I helped write at my internship! 050
Beth @lizzystrata.bsky.social · 17/11/2025Please quote post a picture where you were completely happy, and nothing else mattered but that moment. Arriving to Disneyland and seeing my nephews for their third birthday. 061
Beth @lizzystrata.bsky.social · 12/11/2025I always find out about Northern Lights in my area by seeing everyone's posts about it the next morning 😂😭 110
Beth @lizzystrata.bsky.social · 06/11/2025Having not long ago finished watching for the first time Critical Role's 1st campaign, currently watching their second campaign, and keeping up with their current campaign, I must know (don't tell me) will Liam ever not play a Sad Boy? (Absolutely do not tell me, I will find out in due time) 210
Beth @lizzystrata.bsky.social · 05/11/2025Not my internship giving me real responsibilities. 😭 You expect me, an almost 40 year old baby, to be able to do things????? 000
Beth @lizzystrata.bsky.social · 28/10/2025Great question posed by one of my 7th graders today. Is sugar cane real or does it only exist in Minecraft? 010
Beth @lizzystrata.bsky.social · 27/10/2025A couple weeks ago in my policy class we were analyzing the OBBA and how unequivocally harmful it is and one of my classmates asked why did they pass it and sincerely believed that the people who passed it can't be that malicious and I'm just like, Baby girl...where have you been? 000
Beth @lizzystrata.bsky.social · 11/10/2025This fucking Mac update just bricked my computer on the day I quit my job so I can do a fucking unpaid internship for a year, which I need my fucking computer for 000
Beth @lizzystrata.bsky.social · 06/08/2025All my presentations are done! Two more assignments and two more classes and I get a three week break until next semester. 140
Beth @lizzystrata.bsky.social · 14/07/2025My city-boy nephews are visiting a Minnesota lake for the first time and they are having the full experience. Boat ride. Jumping in the lake. Catching a fish. Catching a toad. Their minds are truly blown. 140
Beth @lizzystrata.bsky.social · 02/07/2025Fun to watch a @dropout.tv sketch in my masters social work class lol. Seeing Zac, Grant, Katie, and Trapp has me likemedia.tenor.coma man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointingAlt: Leonardo DiCaprio in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointing 010
Beth @lizzystrata.bsky.social · 28/06/2025It is my town’s annual celebration day and I have perfected the art of feigning like I know someone who clearly knows me. 020
Reposted by Bethbarbararogan.bsky.social @barbararogan.bsky.social · 25/06/2025Beloit, WI revitalized its waterfront and chose this way to celebrate it: by bringing to life Georges Seurat's "A Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte." 629283144215
Beth @lizzystrata.bsky.social · 25/06/2025My mom just got hearing aids and has decided that she’ll wait to put them in until after my dad has left the house 😂 020
Beth @lizzystrata.bsky.social · 31/05/2025I have not bled through my pajama pants in years, but I guess that’s the universe’s way of punishing me for my hubris of buying white pajama pants. 😭 010
Beth @lizzystrata.bsky.social · 21/05/2025I promised my 7th grade study hall that I would sing opera for them today😭 150
Beth @lizzystrata.bsky.social · 21/05/2025Not even 30 minutes into my first class of the summer and the classmate I hate is annoying the hell out of me again. 100
Beth @lizzystrata.bsky.social · 13/05/2025I’m sorry but it turns out that my for the next 3 years my whole personality is Grad School lol. Final grade for the first of 3 classes is in I got a 96%!! I’m still good at school 😂 030
Beth @lizzystrata.bsky.social · 07/05/2025I did it. I survived a semester-long group project with a group member who I cannot stand. Here’s hoping I will not have to be in any more groups with her 😂 010
Beth @lizzystrata.bsky.social · 29/04/2025I have so many tabs and windows open on my computer lol. I can’t wait for this semester to be done, my poor baby needs a break 😂 020
Beth @lizzystrata.bsky.social · 29/04/2025Doing references on a research paper is bullshit lol. My eyes are so tired. 010
Beth @lizzystrata.bsky.social · 28/04/2025It’s so funny. I tried to do homework over the weekend, but my brain fully seized up and I couldn’t think of anything. The second I walked into work the ideas started flowing. 020
Beth @lizzystrata.bsky.social · 24/04/2025Finally had a breakthrough this morning about what my big final project for one of my classes will be about and now I’m jazzed about it lol 010
Beth @lizzystrata.bsky.social · 18/04/2025I have eaten too much and walked too far. My body is no longer used to New York 😂 050