Lizzie Poste @lizzieposte.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Everything feels bad and scary. I propose, as a little treat for us downtrodden drones, for the universe to give Jordan Peterson AI psychosis and unfettered internet access for 48 hours 3320
Lizzie Poste @lizzieposte.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Distinctly 2026 humiliation: when your Uber arrives and it’s a taxi 1160
Lizzie Poste @lizzieposte.bsky.social · 29/04/2026You must be new here! Hello! Bush forever and ever amen. Let others do unto their bush what they will, but mine is eternal, like love or a planarian flatworm 1140
Lizzie Poste @lizzieposte.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Adore getting a new medication and seeing what’s about to go hellishly wrong with me. Looking forward to severe skin and staying the same height 2110
Lizzie Poste @lizzieposte.bsky.social · 25/04/2026I’ll read anything! I’m a mid-century crime girlie – but I’ll read basically anything from the 1920s–50s, but also adore vintage sci-fi and modern literature by women especially. Any recommendations?! 110
Lizzie Poste @lizzieposte.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Ooh that’s so fun! I read a very silly and fun book about a tradwife influencer who’s suspected of murdering her husband, which is ideal Friday night fodder 000
Lizzie Poste @lizzieposte.bsky.social · 24/04/20266pm. Friday night. Showered, moisturised, snug as a mfing bug in a rug. Bad news for books because they’re about to get CONSUMED 😮💨 6380
Lizzie Poste @lizzieposte.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Rosalía’s Lux tour was designed for people who used to bellow God Help the Outcasts and get really horny and confused over Frollo in Disney’s Hunchback as tweens. There’s enough of us to sell out a world tour!! Insane that the Vatican hasn’t struck while we’re all weak 090
Lizzie Poste @lizzieposte.bsky.social · 19/04/2026I reckon technically only one! All the rest would’ve been attempted murder or desecrating a corpse, depending on where they landed in the lineup 111
Lizzie Poste @lizzieposte.bsky.social · 19/04/2026Heartbroken for you 💕 Ziggy and Shiney are waiting to hang out with him in the great big sunbeam in the sky 010
Lizzie Poste @lizzieposte.bsky.social · 19/04/2026Sick to my stomach that I am being forced via commitment to a gig to be AWAKE past 9pm on a Sunday. John Darnielle you sexy bitch you’d better sing like your life depends on it or this is the one year you will NOT be making it through 3200
Lizzie Poste @lizzieposte.bsky.social · 18/04/2026God that makes sense, wise woman!! Them using it to ride out the intensity of the drama/revelation is such a good insight. I think the same about bubbles and tension – because I definitely wasn’t the only or even main cause of their marital issues, I was a symptom. I don’t want to be forgotten 😭 110
Lizzie Poste @lizzieposte.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Thank you!!! I’m mostly okay with some real peaks and troughs. A bit of a trough this evening, but I know it will be okay in time, because it has to be 💕💕 040
Lizzie Poste @lizzieposte.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Does this work, do you think? Like is it like a placebo? Fake but may as well be real? 110
Lizzie Poste @lizzieposte.bsky.social · 18/04/2026They’re actually both chronic perfect-family posters, so I think it’s a bit of manic brand management. But also like oh my god how do you do that? I think I get it intellectually but I also just don’t, on a really deep, physical level. It feels like he’s completely forgotten about me in … a month 120
Lizzie Poste @lizzieposte.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Gosh that’s the hardest part, right? Because it makes *me* feel like the crazy one when they’re posting through it like they’re the happiest couple on earth. But they can’t be, surely, not so soon? It feels incomprehensible to me to live so insincerely and makes me feel bonkers! 😭 110
Lizzie Poste @lizzieposte.bsky.social · 18/04/2026💕 thank you angel 😭 xx it really, really does lol 😵💫 010
Lizzie Poste @lizzieposte.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Thank you so much, darling 😭💕 my friends have been absolute and literal lifesavers, but I still have moments where it feels like a punch in the face xx 150
Lizzie Poste @lizzieposte.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Anyway! Try not to fall in love with someone married, my loves. You are doing nothing but looking yourself in the eye and choosing to break your own heart 💕 4210
Lizzie Poste @lizzieposte.bsky.social · 18/04/2026He has a new phone in one of the pics bc when she read our messages, she threw his old one off a roof. A tiny artefact of the truth, or what felt like it. And I know I should look away, accept they’re happy together, etc. but I don’t know if anyone could. I don’t think there’s a human strong enough 2160
Lizzie Poste @lizzieposte.bsky.social · 18/04/2026It’s actually so wild how predictable all of this is but also how violent it is despite knowing in advance how it would go down. I feel like a dead girl 1160
Lizzie Poste @lizzieposte.bsky.social · 18/04/2026✨ Rare torture aesthetic! ✨You’re someone’s mistress for almost 3 years and he says he loves you that whole time, and within a month of his wife finding out and sending abuse, he is now wearing his wedding ring daily and she is posting pics of them kissing talking about how much she loves him 3230
Lizzie Poste @lizzieposte.bsky.social · 15/04/2026We love you 100% real Amber!!!!! Never change 😭 110
Lizzie Poste @lizzieposte.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Thank you sweet angel! Also I couldn’t miss your upcoming 10 year selfie-posting anniversary! Needed to be firmly in place to throw flowers, etc 😌💕✨ 000
Lizzie Poste @lizzieposte.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Thinking is one of the only things we own, completely, that is ours to keep and curate and cherish. Even when influences impact the speed or manner or complexity of our thinking, our thoughts are ours, unique and precious. Fucking stop trying to teach people to not think! Pls! Life is hard enough 2290
Lizzie Poste @lizzieposte.bsky.social · 15/04/2026YES YES YES and it’s on Tidal you angel from heaven! This is going to be the soundtrack to my weekend 🙏 ✨ 110
Lizzie Poste @lizzieposte.bsky.social · 15/04/2026I’m not even a diehard AI abolitionist! I’m like a standard issue language dork who thinks it’s an evil that’s here to stay. But I swear to god I thought I was working with people who had baseline critical thinking abilities and it turns out we’re all operating in completely different realities 2180
Lizzie Poste @lizzieposte.bsky.social · 15/04/2026It is so so so so so so so so hard to teach content that you and your students are ethically and intellectually opposed to and today it had me so so so so so so close to a panic attack to be spoken to like a moron about how amazing this content is and that maybe I don’t understand it (ofc it is AI) 3272
Lizzie Poste @lizzieposte.bsky.social · 14/04/2026When I get home from Singapura tonight, Biscotti is getting the biggest canary squeeze* * I will play him his favourite two albums (Man’s Best Friend by Sabrina Carpenter and Stage Girl by Eli) 2160
Lizzie Poste @lizzieposte.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Bisco is so good! He’s a healthy boy these days 🥹 010
Lizzie Poste @lizzieposte.bsky.social · 12/04/2026He also comes with his brother and sister, which no self-respecting Amber would tolerate!! 110
Lizzie Poste @lizzieposte.bsky.social · 12/04/2026His name is Ozzy, and I am going to stuff him in my carry-on and take him home to be best friends with Biscotti 3380
Lizzie Poste @lizzieposte.bsky.social · 12/04/2026It’s SO distracting and I hate having atmosphere set for me – do you not trust that the words will do that? Must everything be a 4D experience? 😭 100
Lizzie Poste @lizzieposte.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Added to the list that includes landlords, fascists and parents who let their children to bang on glass at the zoo 120
Lizzie Poste @lizzieposte.bsky.social · 12/04/2026When I am king, no audio engineer will add ‘music’ or any other sound effects to an AUDIOBOOK. Save that shit for the dramatisation – some of us are trying to fall asleep here!!! 2191
Lizzie Poste @lizzieposte.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Thank you beloved, but one must not rest on their laurels!! Much work to be done 👏 And big love to yoooou xxx 010
Lizzie Poste @lizzieposte.bsky.social · 12/04/2026It is a wonderful word and truly appropriate in this sitch (etymologically meaning ‘small-souled). Merci and I hope Cuppy is well! 💖 010
Lizzie Poste @lizzieposte.bsky.social · 11/04/2026media.tenor.coma woman in a suit stands in front of a madc signAlt: Julie Andrews doing an excited lip bite 120
Lizzie Poste @lizzieposte.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Nothing on earth more satisfying!!!! You feel like Inspector Rex 😎 120
Lizzie Poste @lizzieposte.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Omg yes I did! I felt like a toddler when I first got it done, but I’m back to my pre-stupid-affair bob and adoring it 🥹🥹 thank you for noticing 💕💅 020
Lizzie Poste @lizzieposte.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Alt text wasn’t working (ADORE that this hasn’t been fixed) but pic is of a ginger-haired woman smiling at the camera and it is me! Lizard Poste! Looking hot and feeling miserable, which means we’re halfway there 0180
