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Liz Miele

@lizmiele.bsky.social
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NYC comedian. Newest special “Space Camp” out now on YouTube.com/lizmiele • All tour info at lizmiele.com

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Liz Miele @lizmiele.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fort Worth, TX @blccfortworth this weekend.…Touring a completely new hour. Come see it….. Get tix now at Lizmiele.com • i love TSA pre and my mom doesnt get why it makes flying easier. Learn from her mistakes!!
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Liz Miele @lizmiele.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Fort Worth next weekend.…Touring a completely new hour. Come see it….. Get tix now at Lizmiele.com • this is from a show I did in New Orleans @ Sports Drink which happens to be in a very wealthy area
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Liz Miele @lizmiele.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
2026: Oops All Bad News
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Liz Miele @lizmiele.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Full story here: youtu.be/7oeyQurCwAI?... This is from my special SPACE CAMP, free on YouTube. And to reiterate, “he’s fine” he had his vasectomy 3 years ago and no longer has the biggest balls in brooklyn.
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Liz Miele @lizmiele.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Atlanta this weekend.…Touring a completely new hour. Come see it….. Get tix now at Lizmiele.com • I’ve never wanted kids and apparently there’s no way I could ever know that. I love when strangers tell me how I feel! 41. no kids! Apparently I did know
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Liz Miele @lizmiele.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Proud girlfriend post! My boyfriend, Evan Wise and his team won an Emmy for best editing for a doc series for Sean Combs: the reckoning on Netflix this weekend. I’m so dumb proud and when he’s not editing Emmy winning docs he editing my silly specials. Congrats Evan!!!!
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Liz Miele @lizmiele.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Picking someone up from the airport should be considered a love language unless you pay them then it’s just an uber
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Liz Miele @lizmiele.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
My therapist went on maternity leave once and I didn’t handle it well. I have 5 show in Atlanta next week.…Touring a completely new hour. Come see it….. Get tix now at lizmiele.com
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Liz Miele @lizmiele.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
My ex boyfriend got married (his choice) and I had some feelings about it. I just didn’t know which ones…Touring a completely new hour. Come see it….. Get tix now at lizmiele.com
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Liz Miele @lizmiele.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
My cat just finding out I’m famous. He’s in shock. I’m in a few episodes of the show Best Medicine now on Netflix. Check it out.
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Liz Miele @lizmiele.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Back to touring in Sept. all tickets up at lizmiele.com for 2026.
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Liz Miele @lizmiele.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Premieres tonight here: youtu.be/d_mRiSs8z8s?... @ 8pm ET w Carmen Lynch & Yemi Afolabi
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Liz Miele @lizmiele.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Next first draft feelings show premieres on YouTube Monday 8pm ET @ YouTube.com/lizmiele • new jokes, funny stories & some advice from Yemi Afolabi & Carmen Lynch - such a fun show. Watch with me Monday!
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Liz Miele @lizmiele.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Sometimes you put your art out there and you get a cease and desist for being so silly a company takes it seriously. Thanks to my manager for having my back. Touring a completely new hour. Come see it….. Get tix now at lizmiele.com
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Liz Miele @lizmiele.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I hope to god “diarrhea summer” makes it into the history books.
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Liz Miele @lizmiele.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
San Francisco & Sacramento this week!!! • PERFORMING FOR THE TROOPS - this story/joke is from 2016. Different unnecessary Middle Eastern war. I have a new hour I’m performing live. Come see me perform it on tour!!!! Check my site for details lizmiele.com
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Liz Miele @lizmiele.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I just don’t understand why when nature waters my plants it’s fine but when I do it “I’m being too much”
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Liz Miele @lizmiele.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Philly and Hoboken this weekend!!! • SHARK ATTACK VIDEOS - it’s important to watch the right YouTube videos for your life experience. This is from my special The Ghost of Academic Future on YouTube 😬 I have a new hour I’m performing live. Come see me perform it on tour!!!! Check my site for details
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Liz Miele @lizmiele.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Philly June 26-27 and Hoboken June 28 • I WAS IN THERAPY TOO LONE - therapy is a helpful tool til you pull away from all of society and now have to become Buddha on the mountain top by yourself. My advice only get moderately healthy :) I have a new hour. Come see me on tour! Check my site 4 details
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Liz Miele @lizmiele.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Los Angeles tomorrow @ Flappers • Miami & Tampa next week! Come see my new hour & learn from my skincare mistakes. Ladies…take your make up off at night! I all info & tix at lizmiele.com
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Liz Miele @lizmiele.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Headlining in Los Angeles @ Flappers Comedy Club Thursday next week! Come see my new hour. I’ll try to drive there safely but I’m the only one trying. Lizmiele dot com
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Liz Miele @lizmiele.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
LA next Thursday May 28th • DENTISTS ARE A SCAM - it’s how I feel and can’t have cavities if you don’t know about them! Come see my new hour: lizmiele.com
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Liz Miele @lizmiele.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Gas is so high that when you miss your exit it’s now also financially devastating
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Liz Miele @lizmiele.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
In two and half weeks I headline LA at Flappers - come see my new hour. lizmiele.com for tickets
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Liz Miele @lizmiele.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Privilege is a spectrum. I’m grateful for all my free sandwiches. Still adding summer & fall dates. Check my site for all info lizmiele.com
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Liz Miele @lizmiele.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
waiting room at the vet: Receptionist to two women: Mocha’s a boy Women: what? A boy! Me: thank you for inviting me to your gender reveal
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Liz Miele @lizmiele.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Oh I live in a house now and I was wildly unprepared for all its requirements. But you can see me avoid responsibility while I’m on tour! Say more, Liz! I’M ON TOUR! New hour. Lots of jokes & stories! Come seeeeee me. •• Note: Sunnyvale just moved to Jan 14-17 of 2027 sorry. Had a conflict.
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Liz Miele @lizmiele.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Ep. 6 of First Draft Feelings will premiere tomorrow 8pm ET/5pm PT at YouTube.com/lizmiele • watch me, Matt Kirshen & Lisa Curry try out new jokes & get helpful & not helpful feedback! (Next live show is July 2nd in Brooklyn)
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Liz Miele @lizmiele.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
DC and OH this weekend! This joke is from my 2nd album Mind Over Melee. I talk a lot about anxiety, meltdowns and the mental illness that runs in my family • Come see my new hour live! Lots of new tour dates added. Info at lizmiele dot com.
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Liz Miele @lizmiele.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
LA! Tomorrow First Draft Feelings show with @olympianlisacurry & @matt_kirshen + two weeks on tour in DC, OH & SC and I’ve added so many more dates for spring & summer. All info & tix at lizmiele dot com
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Liz Miele @lizmiele.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
SUNDAY! Another First Draft Feelings show in LA at Bar Lubitsch with Lisa Curry & Matt Kirshen • tix at lizmiele.com •• last week featured John Hastings and Amy Miller who were amazing! With notes from my hilarious sister, Emily Miele • Full ep on YouTube.com/lizmiele
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Liz Miele @lizmiele.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Seattle: Due to snow all flights have been cancelled. I even tried renting a car but I-90 is closed. I’m really sad to have to reschedule. If you bought tickets youll get an email from the venue & we will reach out again when we have a new date. Thanks for the support.
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Liz Miele @lizmiele.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
You know your store is good if I walk in and go “oh no”
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Liz Miele @lizmiele.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Added some more cities! Come see a whole new hour. lizmiele.com
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Liz Miele @lizmiele.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Eugene, Spokane & Seattle all next week!!!! Come to a show. Don’t bring up Math. It’s hurt me and I don’t do it anymore. I own a phone it does it for me. Come see my new hour live! new tour dates added. Info at lizmiele dot com.
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Liz Miele @lizmiele.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
This Sunday in LA First Draft feelings show at 8:30pm @ bar Lubitsch • tix at lizmiele.com • this clip is about how awful new cars are and the mom’s that clearly invented them. This is from last show with Jourdain Fisher & Mia Wilson - full show on YouTube
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Liz Miele @lizmiele.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
This Sunday I bring my monthly show First Draft Feelings to LA Bar Lubitsch with John Hastings & Amy Miller then I’m back on tour: Charlotte, Eugene, Spokane, Seattle, DC and more! All info & tix at lizmiele.com
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Liz Miele @lizmiele.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Ep 4 of First Draft Feelings premieres tomorrow 5pm PT/8pm ET tomorrow at YouTube.com/lizmiele • let’s watch it together. This months episode features Jourdain Fisher & Mia Wilson
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Liz Miele @lizmiele.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Portland! This weekend! Spend Valentine’s weekend with me! Bring the ppl you love or the ppl you hate! lizmiele.com for tickets
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Liz Miele @lizmiele.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Ep 3 of my series: Biggest Balls in Brooklyn •• My very new boyfriend at the time got a vasectomy and it went terribly wrong. He ended up with scrotal hematoma. But we didn’t know what was going on at first. I wrote a joke about it which is on my special, SPACE CAMP on youtube.
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Liz Miele @lizmiele.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Heated Rivalry fans…May I recommend 1992’s The Cutting Edge. Enemy rom com on skates. It holds up with not too much bad 90s aftertaste (subtle references to figure skating being gay but not offensive. Mostly outfit bashing haha)
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Liz Miele @lizmiele.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Me, my cats and Evan are moving to Los Angeles today. The best time to move to LA was 15 years ago. I don’t think the second best time is now, but here we go. 💫
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Liz Miele @lizmiele.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Ep 2 of my new series: Biggest Balls in Brooklyn •• Early into dating my boyfriend got a vasectomy and it went terribly wrong. He ended up with scrotal hematoma. I learned a lot about him while taking care of him and wrote a joke about it which is on my special, SPACE CAMP on youtube.
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Liz Miele @lizmiele.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Ep 3 of First Draft Feelings is out! I talk about my fear of my bf murdering me & Adrienne Iapalucci swoops in w some important points about family. Plus my siblings Sam & Emily join this episode to give their ideas. Watch full ep at YouTube.com/lizmiele + subscribe wherever u listen to podcasts
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Liz Miele @lizmiele.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
The New York Times: Trump is on a distructive path causing global harm. Buzzfeed: Is being American cringe?
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Liz Miele @lizmiele.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Nov of ‘23 my boyfriend of only two months decided to get a vasectomy (on his own accord) and it went terribly wrong and he developed scrotal hematoma. It was a confusing, scary and wild experience with a man i didn’t know well at the time.I wrote a story about it in my special SPACE CAMP on youtube
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Liz Miele @lizmiele.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
This Sunday! Last live First Draft Feelings before I and the show move to the west coast. Come see us! lizmiele.com
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Liz Miele @lizmiele.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Tonight @ 8pm ET see the newest First Draft feelings here: youtu.be/Wzx_4bXKgFo?... with @noredavis.bsky.social & Adrienne Iapalucci
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Liz Miele @lizmiele.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Next First draft Feelings show premieres on youtube Wednesday Jan 14th @ 8pm ET with Adrienne Iapalucci and @noredavis.bsky.social - if you missed the first two you can watch at youtube.com/lizmiele or wherever you listen to podcasts (and next live show is this Sunday @ 7pm @ Flophouse Comedy Club
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Fuss @fusspot.rip · 07/01/2026
Got a Lunchbox patch from @lizmiele.bsky.social after listening to her Space Camp special and thinking about her cats a Completely Normal™️ amount. Did not expect it to come in the world's cutest card. I need to take notes. Twenny outta ten, go check her stuff out. youtu.be/x53-2hTks2w
A hand holding a greeting card. The front of the card pictures a cartoony illustration of a washing machine with a *deeply* distressed looking long-haired cat inside, and a short-haired cat laying on top of the machine, looking equally perturbed.The same card previously pictured, opened up to show the inside.

On the left is a small brown paper envelope attached to the inside of the card with a piece of washi tape shaped like a postage stamp with a cat's face on it. Laying on top of that is a round, blue patch featuring the same brown, striped cat from the front of the card, looking as adorably sad as he does in the illustration.

A message is written on the right side:

[Redacted],
Happy new year!
Thank you for supporting my work!
[Sender's signature]
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