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Liz!

@lizlocksley.com
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illustrator. codependent with my dog. here to be a podcast reply guy. 📍 sea, wa 💋 they/them/any/all 💌 heyliz.com

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Liz! @lizlocksley.com · 12/10/2026
“Straight, Man, He/Him” reads as such a threat.
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Liz! @lizlocksley.com · 09/10/2026
A fun thing about home ownership is that someone else’s husband can annoy me. Why didn’t you just screw that in Mike? It would have added 30 seconds to your task and yet!!
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Liz! @lizlocksley.com · 09/10/2026
I just look around and see more and more folks losing themselves alongside the weight.
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Liz! @lizlocksley.com · 09/10/2026
The pandemic wiped out plus sizes in stores, now this wiping them out online. 😭 I think the part that has been hardest for me is how hand in hand getting smaller goes with fascism? I think you understand without me having to elaborate. My body is more political than ever and I’m tired.
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Liz! @lizlocksley.com · 01/10/2026
I don’t go here, so I don’t know the drama. But one of those models is Snitchery who’s a well known cosplayer. Feels somehow important to say..
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Liz! @lizlocksley.com · 28/09/2026
I love that this is in a backyard so it’s truly only for him.
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Liz! @lizlocksley.com · 25/09/2026
Ah, another great day to be obsessed with Susan Sarandon. My queen fr fr
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Liz! @lizlocksley.com · 25/09/2026
Dude, considering how much work you did to make the world better in that regards, I can’t imagine how much extra heartbreaking it is for you.
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Liz! @lizlocksley.com · 23/09/2026
Truly wild to still be printing this and not calling it insane. Sorry, end of humanity and we aren’t imprisoning them for perpetuating it? That’s how you know these claims are fake as fuck.
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Liz! @lizlocksley.com · 23/09/2026
Dude, for me, it’s either Apple or Amazon and that’s fucked up because those are like.. tech companies dog.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/09/2026
NSFW Artist Struggling To Improve On Sexiness Of Regular Muppets theonion.com/nsfw-artist-struggling…
NSFW Artist Struggling To Improve On Sexiness Of Regular Muppets
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Liz! @lizlocksley.com · 15/09/2026
That rules tbh
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Liz! @lizlocksley.com · 14/09/2026
Oh man, I kinda forgot about the word integrity. Ty for real-adding it back in my lexicon as I’ve been way to verbose in trying to explain “idk they actually live by their values”
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Liz! @lizlocksley.com · 14/09/2026
He’s corny, but he’s got a strong value system and tries to live by it. A rare trait and I gotta say I have hella respect for it. 🫡
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Liz! @lizlocksley.com · 10/09/2026
www.etsy.com/listing/1300... I saw this desk with similar features on Etsy the other day- I don’t see any good search terms on the listing but I also didn’t look hard.
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Portable Wooden Laptop Desk: Low Tatami Table, Mobile Workstation - Etsy
This Desk Chairs item by serdarsesta has 922 favorites from Etsy shoppers. Ships from Türkiye. Listed on Aug 31, 2026
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Liz! @lizlocksley.com · 10/09/2026
Gender euphoria
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Liz! @lizlocksley.com · 05/09/2026
Dyslexic ass read that as the bus was dressed too lustfully
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Liz! @lizlocksley.com · 04/09/2026
isn't the samsung like... kinda new? i got a samsung smart monitor around the same time and i've never hated a monitor like i hate this one. i have 10+ year old dells still going strong but if i plug in the samsung there's a 100% chance i'm going to be mad about something.
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Liz! @lizlocksley.com · 20/08/2026
the fact we don't even talk about punishment yet is maddening! they're some of the worst criminals society has ever created.
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Liz! @lizlocksley.com · 16/08/2026
Eggers movies, vampires and The Muppets are three of my favorite things.
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Liz! @lizlocksley.com · 16/08/2026
OK, but Uncle Deadly has to be in there somewhere. We can add some classic Dracula characters back in. Uncle Deadly as the Texan or w/e.
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Liz! @lizlocksley.com · 14/08/2026
That’s what the PNW is for tbh. As far as you can get with still being fully American.
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Liz! @lizlocksley.com · 13/08/2026
you are so good at painting materials. i'm always impressed how i can tell something is denim, leather, vinyl, etc in your art despite using quite loose strokes. like how did you manage to make this clearly a ceramic figure?? amazing.
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Liz! @lizlocksley.com · 10/08/2026
Actually crazy how good teal hair looks on you
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Liz! @lizlocksley.com · 07/08/2026
A cast somehow out-nerding Um.. Actually - bless
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Liz! @lizlocksley.com · 04/08/2026
The misogyny of penetration truly has no end.
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Liz! @lizlocksley.com · 04/08/2026
Ft Worth - Acute Salon!
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Liz! @lizlocksley.com · 31/07/2026
Ok I don’t, but one thing I’ve heard agents say is you HAVE to have your email in bio. Any extra steps to contact can be a big enough hurdle to stop it. This might be outdated, but I doubt.
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Liz! @lizlocksley.com · 30/07/2026
You gotta do it- but Godspeed 🙏🏻 everything I know about peptides has been against my will
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Liz! @lizlocksley.com · 29/07/2026
Ok it is, but also it’s why I’m here and it’s fine. I’m tired and I want to be tired with my people. 💀
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Liz! @lizlocksley.com · 29/07/2026
Actually reacted like my team won the Super Bowl when you came out!! (Actually my team did and I still jumped harder for Hanawalt.)
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Once more: Mamdani understands that you can't just do things in politics and expect voters will notice on their own and thank you for it. You've got to work just as hard selling yourself to voters once you're in office as you did selling yourself to them to get into office. This is the way.
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🔪Creepy-pants🔪 @crasspants.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
A snippet of the popular scrooge post:

509 muppets: there goes mr asshole, there goes mr bitch
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Liz! @lizlocksley.com · 23/07/2026
“Search it up” is peak marketer brain nonsense. Ah yeah, classically, Search it up. Everyone definitely uses that term. For sure. It’s definitely not “look it up.”
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Liz! @lizlocksley.com · 22/07/2026
Ok divine taste because same. Sure, I love talking animal movies - but both have a heart few others compete with.
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Liz! @lizlocksley.com · 21/07/2026
Boy, that really is a good way to describe econ…..
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Liz! @lizlocksley.com · 15/07/2026
i do already have it on vinyl... but it's also the best vgs of all time...
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Liz! @lizlocksley.com · 14/07/2026
He’s on the box art for a set 👀
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Liz! @lizlocksley.com · 14/07/2026
BOIMLER 👏🏻 BOIMLER 👏🏻 BOIMLER 👏🏻
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Liz! @lizlocksley.com · 14/07/2026
Me literally to my spouse 2 minutes ago “omg sisko is greeeeen 👌🏻” I need more DS9 spoilers.
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bea!! @yoloft.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
celebrate good times come on
Drawing of a bunch of little glowing creatures smiling and dancing in a circle on the grave of Doctor Hateful
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Liz! @lizlocksley.com · 12/07/2026
This is how I learned and truly a clown on Bluesky at a bar is exactly how I’d want to learn.
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Liz! @lizlocksley.com · 10/07/2026
crazy what happens when you don't know anyone or anything
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Liz! @lizlocksley.com · 09/07/2026
yeah! i'm on older t2d meds, but honestly, the way they changed my life - i hope that folks have similar experiences.
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Liz! @lizlocksley.com · 09/07/2026
scarcity mindset is such a real problem - especially when there is a reality behind it. honestly what a good nutritionist, bless.
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Liz! @lizlocksley.com · 09/07/2026
the only positive feeling i have towards ozembic culture is opening the conversation about insulin resistance and food noise lol.
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Liz! @lizlocksley.com · 09/07/2026
dude, it's genuinely wild. a few years ago i had a whole bunch of un'dx'd stuff that once all the meds started - it killed my food noise. it's been years of just.. never considering food. beforehand it was a constant like 'oh man if i don't snack i will die' vs now it's 'ugh i gotta eat again'
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Liz! @lizlocksley.com · 29/06/2026
That’s the toughest looking Kereru photo 💀😂
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Liz! @lizlocksley.com · 08/06/2026
firmly agree. i've thought of scott pilgrim as the definitive millennial movie for years.
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Liz! @lizlocksley.com · 08/06/2026
he just dies of rabies (ideal, spread his wealth back to the city)
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