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Plain Ol' Liz @lizeclark.bsky.social · 18h

Wonder how long after one retires does it sink in that you don't need to wait until the weekend to do chores?

Plain Ol' Liz @lizeclark.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

There's a certain perverse satisfaction that comes when you hear your husband grumbling to himself about how you loaded the dishwasher and then abruptly shutting his mouth the second you come into the room.

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Plain Ol' Liz @lizeclark.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

When you're on a call with your younger peri-meno boss who seems obsessed with her chin, say "Honey, just grab tweezers and yank it," and the rest of the call is a "WTF is happening with my body??!" session. #Sisterhood

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Plain Ol' Liz @lizeclark.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

If "evil" isn't "bad" because you're "getting something done," can someone ask #PeterThiel if his logic means Hitler is running heaven?

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Plain Ol' Liz @lizeclark.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Maybe it's just me, but if women, in mixed company, sit through nightly commercials that start by asking if they have vaginal discharge and a sitting POTUS calling women "dogs" and "pigs," the NFL audience can handle Tom Brady saying "shit" on air without calling for a public flogging.

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Plain Ol' Liz @lizeclark.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Perfect end to my #TedLasso night - going outside to feed celery sticks to wild bunnies chewing clover on my lawn

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Plain Ol' Liz @lizeclark.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Thought I'd share in case anyone's interested in champion line retriever puppies (they're not mine but I do know the breeder) www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=...

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Plain Ol' Liz @lizeclark.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

That stone-cold silence when the pro-AI guy starts touting the new programs we should all be using with the "trust but verify" catchphrase - and someone asks, "If we have to verify, doesn't that mean we can't trust it?"

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Plain Ol' Liz @lizeclark.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

It's fuggin' shithole Texas. Can't imagine why any sane person lives there

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Plain Ol' Liz @lizeclark.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Ok @jeopardyofficial.bsky.social - y'all need to develop continuity if answers are people's names. One guy answers "J.... Martin" and axed and the guy answers "Martin" and is correct (answer was George R.R. Martin). Sometimes it's "can you be more specific?" and other times "Brown" is acceptable.

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Plain Ol' Liz @lizeclark.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Hey #Dodge and #Budweiser - It's been four days - not a word about that idiot insulting a former First Lady at an event of which you were a sponsor. I didn't expect much from Fuckerberg, but your silence is deafening

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Plain Ol' Liz @lizeclark.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Ever wonder how, in a place where Dorothy had to walk a bazillion miles alone to Oz, the wizard got that sweet set up with microphones, sound effects, smoke machines, projectors and electricity?

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Plain Ol' Liz @lizeclark.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Every co-worker who hears I'm about to retire starts talking like my mother trying to convince 8-year-old-me that my cousin MaryEllen-Marie's birthday party is going to be "so much fun."

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Plain Ol' Liz @lizeclark.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Annnd right on time: Trump Uses Shooting Outside White House To Demand His Big Ballroom President Donald Trump used Saturday's shooting outside the White House to repeat demands that his big ballroom be added to the executive mansion.

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Plain Ol' Liz @lizeclark.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

He had to be at the WH. That's where the latest of a half dozen shockingly inept (or paid) attackers was gonna be

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Plain Ol' Liz @lizeclark.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Another bad poll, another inept alleged assassin

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Plain Ol' Liz @lizeclark.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Poor spider. I hope it's okay

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Plain Ol' Liz @lizeclark.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Not gonna lie - the "newly released" Epstein suicide note reads uncannily like Mango Mussolini's late night rants

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Plain Ol' Liz @lizeclark.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

3 times - remember the guy post-ear-itch? It's like watching Bonanza reruns and expecting a plot twist

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Plain Ol' Liz @lizeclark.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Fall in the polls = alleged shooter. As predictable as an old rerun of Bonanza.

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Plain Ol' Liz @lizeclark.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

Sounds like one I had that we named "Dain Bramage"

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Plain Ol' Liz @lizeclark.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

Tough dog unless you get him/her into some agility training to burn off all that energy. Had 'em in my youth, but nowadays all I'm good for is a walk around the block with li'l fat yorkie mix

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Plain Ol' Liz @lizeclark.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Old enough to remember when this would be called strong-arming for permission to cheat. F*ck that. Ain't happy? Ain't "fulfilled"? Want to look somewhere else instead of working on a marriage? Don't let the doorknob hit ya in the ass. www.huffpost.com/entry/poly-u...

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The 'Poly Under Duress' Conversation Has Gotten Out Of Control

After Lily Allen and Lindy West shared their poly stories, online discourse is giving polyamory a really bad name.

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Ricky Davila @therickydavila.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

Hillary Clinton was right about everything. Kamala Harris was right about everything. Both would’ve been incredible Presidents and I remain proud AF to have cast my vote for them.

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Plain Ol' Liz @lizeclark.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

Pinnacle of irony that, while protecting a walking corpse, who's also an adjudicated sexual predator with questionable ties to the Russian government and an even more questionable grip on his sanity, the GOP is screaming for an investigation of Eric Swalwell.

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Plain Ol' Liz @lizeclark.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

I think "NextDoor" should change its name to "KvetchDoor"

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Plain Ol' Liz @lizeclark.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

Ya, so I got an email from Netflix with their new "ad free" charges, threw a tantrum and cancelled them. If I wanna watch ads about vaginal odor or injectable weight loss meds, I can do that for free I'm sick of corporate greed.

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Plain Ol' Liz @lizeclark.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

Cancelled @netflix.com cuz I'm not playing into their "increase fees to drive customers to watching ads" campaign. And I'm not paying over $300 a year to watch without ads.

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Plain Ol' Liz @lizeclark.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

On Baby Watch; daughter was induced at 4:30 p.m. Sleep ain't happening

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Plain Ol' Liz @lizeclark.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

Best thing about watching United Football League games? The announcers just call the dagblasted game and one is spared the incessant Brady/Romo/Collinsworth prattle.

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Plain Ol' Liz @lizeclark.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Firmly convinced NextDoor was created: 1. So paranoid people can post "Did anybody hear that bang?!" at least 3x a day 2. For begging ("I'm embarrassed to post this, but...") 3. As a place for people to dump their unwanted/buyer's remorse animals on the unsuspecting

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Plain Ol' Liz @lizeclark.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

Old enough to remember -when planes had first class and "everybody else" -when everybody else over 100 lbs had enough room to sit in their seat without contortion skills -when airlines treated customers like guests instead of diseased sheep Just sayin'

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Plain Ol' Liz @lizeclark.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

It's "Fox News" so I always check. It's a skull & crossbones he got while in the Marines in Croatia. He's a bit of an ape, and I'd vote for Mills, but if she's not the primary winner, I'd take a trained monkey over Susan Collins

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Plain Ol' Liz @lizeclark.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

I don't even need the Obit. I'm good with the headline

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Plain Ol' Liz @lizeclark.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

Well now we know why Bill hauled his ass to kiss the syphilitic ass of his overlord

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Plain Ol' Liz @lizeclark.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

Is there any Duggar male that's not a goddamned pervert?

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Plain Ol' Liz @lizeclark.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

"I don’t age. I level up," Norris said in the video. Guess he leveled WAY up

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Plain Ol' Liz @lizeclark.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

That thing on his neck? Imma go with "What is a syphilitic lesion?" for $200, Ken. www.msn.com/en-us/health...

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Plain Ol' Liz @lizeclark.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

Once again, Republicans have dragged long-retired Bill and Hillary Clinton to their bogus "secret" hearing, and once again, they've been indulged. And, once again, Republicans have been embarrassed.

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Plain Ol' Liz @lizeclark.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

All these companies laying off workers because they're relying on AI are going to experience a big, steaming shitstorm in 6 months or so. I've seen it happen firsthand. Why? Because AI is NOT reliable.

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Plain Ol' Liz @lizeclark.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

You know you had an Italian mother when you see a recall for frozen meatballs and don't even click on the article. Store bought meatballs?!! Ne-VA!

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Plain Ol' Liz @lizeclark.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

Yeesh, when did Canada become the grumpy country?

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Plain Ol' Liz @lizeclark.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

Yeesh, this poor sod looks like he'd rather be just about anywhere else

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